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Ephemerides

@ephemerides.bsky.social

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🔞 NSFW. Grumpy, Gym-addicted, and Geriatric. Don't cam. Don't call. Don't have Snap. Shit at sexy chat.

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 5h

It's getting to the point you wonder why you bother covering him up at all. His escapology skills are second to none. 😈🥵

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 5h

Gorgeous... but my fur fetish has me drooling over your pubes. I'd be like a goat grazing there.

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe I should employ you to do it for me

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 13h

I get that... then I remember the locker room and wild horses can't stop me. 😅

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 13h

The bush and his two mates flapping underneath is definitely the preferred option 😂😂😂😈🤤🤤

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 13h

Post-workout steaming
#scs

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

Mine was officially on leave today... didn't stop her sending me about 20 messages and emails. Sometimes I can't wait to retire. Other times I think death would be the quicker option.

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

M for training, L if I want a bit of comfort... and I thieved a pair of Temu boxers the other day that are God knows what size (circus tent, I think), but the bulge in them is magnificent 😂

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

Having seen what you have to pack into them, I'm not surprised. 🥵🥵🍆

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

How about with, but I leave wearing them 😈

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

I'm imagining using that as a pillow and getting a head massage from it at the same time 🥵🥵😈

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

Like a superhero landing. FurryJom and BuddyBoy to the rescue. 😈

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

And for his two mates and the docking port behind and the landing strip in between 😂😂

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

The barely-contained fury 😅. Imagine being the guy who has to ask you a question. 😬

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

You know what he's like... do this a couple of times and the flop completely goes out of him 😈😈🍆

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

They're red, though... I might need them baptised a few more times to get the devil out of them. Feel free to join in. 🥵🥵😈

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

And if that doesn't work, I'm sure Buddy would make an excellent hunter 😈😈😈

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

You know as well as I do that if you and I were in the same locker room they'd have to close it down 😈😈😈😂😂

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 1d

Don't see many men flossing in the #LockerRoom
#fcf

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 2d

After a run in boiling weather in May 2023, I decided an open air strip was the perfect cool down.
#ThrowbackThursday

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 3d

Poor lads in the locker room have to suffer this view all the time. 😂

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Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 3d

The odd bit of cake. 😈

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 3d

They keep me in a locker and let me out once a day for a run around the park 🐕

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 3d

That'd be great... then there'd be two of us who actually get naked in the locker room 🙄😅😅

Ephemerides @ephemerides.bsky.social · 3d

#HumpDay in the #LockerRoom again.

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