Ephemerides
ephemerides.bsky.social
Ephemerides
@ephemerides.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW. Grumpy, Gym-addicted, and Geriatric.
Don't cam. Don't call. Don't have Snap. Shit at sexy chat.
#HumpDay: the day that you start to feel the end of the week beckoning you.
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Polishing the jewels
#TodgerTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Monday again. I suppose I should get ready for work.
#mcm
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
You scroll all morning looking at penis and then suddenly remember you have one of your own.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
After a hard week it's time to #piss the weekend away.
#scs
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Foreskin Friday ✅
Fat Cock Friday 🤷‍♂️
#fsf #fcf
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
August 2023 - the Teams meeting was boring... something else demanded my attention 😉😈
#ThrowbackThursday
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
#HumpDay... that point in the week when you just bend over and ride it out until Friday.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Whoever started conditioning men to hide their dicks in the #lockerroom needs a good dick-slapping, imho.
#TodgerTuesday
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Showing Monday who's boss... or maybe middle management 🤷‍♂️
#mcm
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
To the guy who abandoned these poor Calvins on the gym shower floor - our dick juice is now mingling.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It's soap, but I wish it were something else 😈🍆💦💦💦
#scs
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
That Friday feeling
#FriskyFriday #fcf #wank #cum
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
September 23. After a brutal sports massage and a sweaty run, I just needed someone to take care of me 🥹
#ThrowbackThursday
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
#HumpDay - the tail end of the week is in sight
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
All the other showers taken? Come on, just squeeze past me.
#TodgerTuesday
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It's Monday. Are you feeling it?
#mcm
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Rescued CR7 boxers are definitely the closest I'll ever get to cumming all over Cristiano Ronaldo.
#SundayCumday #wank #cum
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Flopping into the weekend
#scs
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Oozing into the weekend
#fcf #FriskyFriday
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Back in September 2023 my meeting was cancelled and the vibrations on the bus ride home had an effect 😏😉
#ThrowbackThursday
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Ensuring #HumpDay starts slippery so we can slide into the weekend
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Steamy emergence.
"Tonight, Matthew, I will be a complete dick"
#TodgerTuesday #LockerRoom
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Sorry, mate, that's my locker. Mind if I just reach behind you for my clothes?
#mcm #LockerRoom
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Pants down, dick tugged, spunk spent, job done.
#SundayCumday
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 AM