MysticHylander
@enchantedhylander.bsky.social
Keeper of the Akashic drive. Decoding the glitch for the anolog generation. System restore in progress........
I have a theory, hear me out. DT is calling on all red counties/districts ( abandoned amazon warehouses) for support to purchase the warehouses well above market value to open ice detention centers and employ the red disadvantaged communities. It's happening across rural America.
February 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I have a theory, hear me out. DT is calling on all red counties/districts ( abandoned amazon warehouses) for support to purchase the warehouses well above market value to open ice detention centers and employ the red disadvantaged communities. It's happening across rural America.
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If the Epstein files are this vile and incriminating already, just imagine all the stuff they’re still hiding.
February 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
If the Epstein files are this vile and incriminating already, just imagine all the stuff they’re still hiding.
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Humans are stupid. I can’t believe ‘the Rapture false alarm’ still owns the news cycle three times a year.
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Humans are stupid. I can’t believe ‘the Rapture false alarm’ still owns the news cycle three times a year.
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With all the talk of the left being terrorists, does anyone else remember this
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
With all the talk of the left being terrorists, does anyone else remember this
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Thou shalt worry less about Tylenol causing autism and more about Donold causing fascism.
September 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Thou shalt worry less about Tylenol causing autism and more about Donold causing fascism.
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Update from Portland: supplies running low. Please send fig jam and artisanal cheeses. For the jam, prefer GF, vegan, small batch, processed by a guy named River, who only stirs it during Mercury retrograde.
September 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Update from Portland: supplies running low. Please send fig jam and artisanal cheeses. For the jam, prefer GF, vegan, small batch, processed by a guy named River, who only stirs it during Mercury retrograde.
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Your School House Rock moment...🤔
May 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Your School House Rock moment...🤔
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Leaving this here without comment
April 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Leaving this here without comment
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.
April 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.
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Hi, I'm God.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
April 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hi, I'm God.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
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When the moment came, Harvard didn’t hedge or flinch—it stood up. A reminder that integrity isn’t complicated, it’s just rare.
April 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When the moment came, Harvard didn’t hedge or flinch—it stood up. A reminder that integrity isn’t complicated, it’s just rare.
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JUST IN: The ACLU has added Andry Hernandez Romero, the openly gay barber/makeup artist, as lead plaintiff in its D.C.-based class action against the Alien Enemies Act.
They say the US has "constructive custody" over those held in El Salvador. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
They say the US has "constructive custody" over those held in El Salvador. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
April 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
JUST IN: The ACLU has added Andry Hernandez Romero, the openly gay barber/makeup artist, as lead plaintiff in its D.C.-based class action against the Alien Enemies Act.
They say the US has "constructive custody" over those held in El Salvador. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
They say the US has "constructive custody" over those held in El Salvador. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Seriously, why is RFK Jr worried about dyes in food when his department is cutting safety standards for milk and chicken?
April 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Seriously, why is RFK Jr worried about dyes in food when his department is cutting safety standards for milk and chicken?
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Frost: And if you're here and you voted for trump in the past, my message is simple. I'm sorry you were lied to, but welcome to the team.
April 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Frost: And if you're here and you voted for trump in the past, my message is simple. I'm sorry you were lied to, but welcome to the team.
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Don't know who needs to hear this, but David Hogg is NOT your friend nor a Democrat.
April 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Don't know who needs to hear this, but David Hogg is NOT your friend nor a Democrat.
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When I was growing up autistic kids were "hyper" or "had water on the brain" and there was always a raft of "weird kids" who were socially ostracized because they had a hard time people-ing. If you don't think autism existed before it was commonly called "autism," it's because you chose not to see.
My dad truly believed that people just didn't have autism when he was growing up and I had to be the one to break it to him that autistic people who didn't fit in WERE PUT INTO INSTITUTIONS
April 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
When I was growing up autistic kids were "hyper" or "had water on the brain" and there was always a raft of "weird kids" who were socially ostracized because they had a hard time people-ing. If you don't think autism existed before it was commonly called "autism," it's because you chose not to see.
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Earth Day•Every Day🌿✨
April 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Earth Day•Every Day🌿✨
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April 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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