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Ocean Jasper

@audleyzdarke.bsky.social

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Anti-fascist. Nobody. Knitting hats from here until nuclear winter. Currently reading "The First World War" by John Keegan and "Crafting for Sinners" by Jenny Kiefer. [she/her]

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · Sep 19

Guys, what the hell.
Don't follow me.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 6d

Shit, if country music is going to revert back to saying fuck you to The Man, I'm happy to get it!

Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 8d

For the love of god, don't 'splain the history of country music at me, or whatever. I do not care.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 8d

THEY'RE LOSING COUNTRY MUSIC

NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact.bsky.social · 8d

The right loves cancel culture now.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 8d

There have already been lawyers disbarred for using AI to write their arguments.

This is going to be laughably bad.

The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 8d

"Vibe Lawyering" - lord have mercy

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 8d

These dinks never stop to think how fucking insulting it is to say to a writer, "hey AI can do your job, isn't that cool?"

1) AI cannot and will not ever be able to replace writers
2) Ari Shapiro can go fuck himself. He should know better.

Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 8d

Who has a new album out? Who? Can't hear you over Death Grips

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 8d

I'm pissed that I'm spending this fine afternoon working, so I'm blasting some noise rap about it.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 9d

Within the first 50 pages, someone gets stabbed in the eye with a knitting needle!

So, naturally, I'm enjoying it.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 9d

I'm currently reading Crafting for Sinners by Jenny Kiefer that I thiiiiiiiiink is out this week?

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 9d

Today's book haul:

A hardcover edition of Martha Wells' latest book, "Queen Demon."

Two paperbacks laying on the keyboard of my laptop.
"Strange Houses" by Uketsu and "Japanese Gothic" by Kylie Lee Baker.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 16d

SO SOFT

Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

This is not new, by the way. The Tylenol argument was around when I was pregnant 13 years ago, and I'm sure actually predates that. We've just never had a head of HHS with a worm in their brain before now.

Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

(I'm using "women" intentionally there because they would not accept that trans and nb people can be pregnant.)

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

Before I log off, some quick thoughts about Tylenol causing autism:

This is more "autism is the worst thing to happen to a child" rhetoric, with the added bonus that 100% of the blame can be placed on the pregnant person AND they're admitting that they believe women deserve to be in pain.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

Sharpie, maybe? Felt tip? I don't think you could get a ballpoint to write on a bullet casing, but also that is DEFFO ink

Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

I MEAN COME THE FUCK ON

Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 22d

WFAA in Dallas is standing by its reporting that three immigrant ICE detainees were shot. Law enforcement and Republicans still refuse to confirm this. However, Kash Patel's FBI was quick to claim found shell casings had "anti-ICE" messages.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

And it isn't even worth it to point out how fucking unprofessional and legally dubious it is for the FBI director to post SEE!! LOOK!! EVIDENCE!! on fucking Twitter

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

They're so fucking incompetent and YET I know every single CNN guzzling Boomer is going to believe this without question.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

COME ON NOW
COME THE FUCK ON

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 22d

Hours after a shooting of ICE detainees, the FBI says “early evidence” of messages on the rounds are “anti-ICE in nature.”

Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

Oh, they still deserve [redacted]. I'd just enjoy their institutions after the fact.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

Kill it with hammers

Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

If they tried to solve their daddy issues by building libraries and universities, I's have a tiny bit of sympathy for them.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

There's something tickling the back of my brain about Tumblr tenderqueers, the inevitable yearly fight about kink at Pride, and weird fascist sexlessness, but I'm not there yet.

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Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

Oh trust me, I do not! This post is in total agreement.

Ocean Jasper @audleyzdarke.bsky.social · 22d

Our lives would be drastically better if they took up Warhammer or knitting.

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