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Emperor J
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Refugee from the Bad Place. Hoping this place doesn't end up the same.
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Emperor J @emperorj.bsky.social · Jan 1
I'm doing a 2026 Media Thread
Manga panels with the top right featuring a character saying "I'll prepare the meal!" with someone else adding "Lemme help!". The top left panel has the male character asking "Did you decide what we're going to watch?" The final platform shows The Platform in white text on a black screen with someone yelling "The Platform!"
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aniceburrito.bsky.social
Leon Gómez 1 review 8 months ago this is our first time I went this location! so the handsome guy was on counter I don't know he's owner or manager but that guy working on point! the way he handled... more Krauszer's Food Store (Owner) 8 months ago Hhjjuhgg
July 19, 2024 at 9:18 PM
emperorj.bsky.social
Thinking about this scene lately
youtu.be/uAmLaD83zT8?...
Patlabor 2 Unnatural City HD
YouTube video by Juha
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February 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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cameroncorduroy.bsky.social
some things transcend language
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
emperorj.bsky.social
Has to be the 1996 Toyota Camry
A picture of a beige 1996 Toyota Camry
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
I forgot The Mighty Ducks ends with the whole team cheering as their coach leaves in a Greyhound bus because he is too much of a raging alcoholic to drive legally
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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hafk.bsky.social
reimu at the big game
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JON REPORTS IT IS “COLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE Bluesky personality also describes weather as “colder than balls” NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time: “It’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.” Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement: “It’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.” Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account) ###
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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theangelremiel.bsky.social
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
Pro wrestler Mark Henry holding a bottle of pills with the text: guys you gotta take reindeer organs 6,465 211 904 RT wwe and 620K others follow themarkhenry themarkhenry I'm 54 years old and still going hard with high T.I'm the World's Strongest Man, WWE
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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sethrosenthal.bsky.social
celebrating the winter olympics with the invention of Tanking Curling
shamsbot.bsky.social Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 7d
Clippers are receiving a 2026 first-round pick from the Pacers, protected 1-4 and 10-30 -- plus a 2029 Pacers unprotected first-rounder.
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
LOWTAX SPEEDRUN??
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
emperorj.bsky.social
Got my shirt from @theonion.com
A black T-shirt with the phrase "Sinister Minnesotans" on it
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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sodrock.bsky.social
Holy shit this is bad and Gladwell just sounds like an an arrogant know it all asshole who clearly has no idea what he is talking about
sodrock.bsky.social Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 8d
Someone got this for my birthday lol
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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theodora2b.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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josephcox.bsky.social
"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005."

"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful.
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
A row of postbox painted bollards in front of a post office.
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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jasonkirk.fyi
Kendrick has won nine and counting Grammys since Drake said "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy"
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
emperorj.bsky.social
@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this
Opinion page of the Onion Jan-Feb 2026 issue with a piece titled "Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?" by Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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famousceleb.co
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
From: xlcm@microsoft.com To: jeevacation@gmail.com Subject Xbox LIVE - Notification of Enforcement Action Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 +0000 XBOX Notice of permanent enforcement action: Harassment, threats, and/or abuse DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. ) What happened This email is to notify you that your Xbox Live account privileges have been permanently suspended due to harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players. This conduct has been determined to be severe, repeated, and/or excessive. Why we enforced The conduct that caused this suspension may include but is not limited to: • Threats of death, harm, property damage, or any other act of violence or vandalism • Verbal abuse or profanity directed at other players • Griefing • Extortion or manipulation • Libel, defamation, or slander • Display or transmission of personally-identifiable information such as name, address, phone number, or IP address • Stalking Your conduct was brought to the attention of the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team through either complaints filed by other Xbox Live users or in the course of our operation of the service. The Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has reviewed the complaints and other evidence regarding this conduct and determined it violates the Xbox Live Terms of Use and/or Code of Conduct. Because your conduct or conduct history is in violation, the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has enacted this suspension against your account. How this enforcement affects you Enforcement actions apply to both the Xbox 360 and Xbox One consoles: • On the Xbox 360 console you will no longer be able to sign in to Xbox Live. • On the Xbox One console you will be able to sign in, but some features and functionality of the console will be reduced or restricted including but not limited to the ability to participate in multiplayer games. Note: Customer Support is not able to modify or provide any further details about your suspension. Where to find more inf…
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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joesonka.lpm.org
Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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toonholechris.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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goodtrailcams.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“Middle powers” with the middle finger.

@theglobeandmail.com 🇨🇦
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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kittea.bsky.social
Is this the Bean Counter anime
Daily Express headline: work stress may turn you gay: Religious minister
January 28, 2026 at 6:20 PM