Emotional Support Bard
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TTRPG gamemaster and Magic player, occasional community theatre actor.
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if you're not subscribed to my channel . . . can you do that . . . please?
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Michael Burns
I'm a former college philosophy professor and comedian using big ideas and humor to try and better understand why the world is falling apart, and what we can do to put it back together.
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February 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I subscribe to Michael's patreon! He does good videos!
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hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨
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The US has never forgiven Cuba for ousting its chosen gangster dictator, & for prioritizing healthcare & international solidarity over cut price sugar & yankee casinos.
The Cuban people have been resolute in their rejection of the American way & now Trump seeks to starve them to death for it.
The Cuban people have been resolute in their rejection of the American way & now Trump seeks to starve them to death for it.
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The US has never forgiven Cuba for ousting its chosen gangster dictator, & for prioritizing healthcare & international solidarity over cut price sugar & yankee casinos.
The Cuban people have been resolute in their rejection of the American way & now Trump seeks to starve them to death for it.
The Cuban people have been resolute in their rejection of the American way & now Trump seeks to starve them to death for it.
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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tapping the sign:
There are only four types of "AI" companies:
1) The Obvious Scam
2) Three Chatbots in a Trench Coat
3) We're Calling it AI for the Investors
4) Yes, It's the Mechanical Turk Again
1) The Obvious Scam
2) Three Chatbots in a Trench Coat
3) We're Calling it AI for the Investors
4) Yes, It's the Mechanical Turk Again
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
tapping the sign:
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
another year of us not running a super bowl ad
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In celebration of the imminent Blades ‘68 campaign, I thought I’d talk a bit about its graphic design.
BUT FIRST let’s compare and contrast with the graphic design of Blades in the Dark, a landmark in the history of RPG layout.
Type nerdery ahoy 🧐
BUT FIRST let’s compare and contrast with the graphic design of Blades in the Dark, a landmark in the history of RPG layout.
Type nerdery ahoy 🧐
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
In celebration of the imminent Blades ‘68 campaign, I thought I’d talk a bit about its graphic design.
BUT FIRST let’s compare and contrast with the graphic design of Blades in the Dark, a landmark in the history of RPG layout.
Type nerdery ahoy 🧐
BUT FIRST let’s compare and contrast with the graphic design of Blades in the Dark, a landmark in the history of RPG layout.
Type nerdery ahoy 🧐
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The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.
January 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.
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it's a GOOD THING that people care and a GOOD THING that many will abstract from capital and protest tomorrow. but this is a tiny step towards something hopefully much bigger, and small business with a 5 day notice about a "general strike" are not the bad guy here.
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
it's a GOOD THING that people care and a GOOD THING that many will abstract from capital and protest tomorrow. but this is a tiny step towards something hopefully much bigger, and small business with a 5 day notice about a "general strike" are not the bad guy here.
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if you CAN take the day off and join a protest, AWESOME. and avoiding spending money at chain business and corporations RIPS. but this isn't an actual general strike, as that would involve labor unions and organizations working together carefully over time to plan something more serious.
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
if you CAN take the day off and join a protest, AWESOME. and avoiding spending money at chain business and corporations RIPS. but this isn't an actual general strike, as that would involve labor unions and organizations working together carefully over time to plan something more serious.
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bullying local coffee shops for not shutting down for tomorrow's "general strike" is so lame and indicative of why many very vocal "progressives" are missing the point entirely.
January 29, 2026 at 11:01 PM
bullying local coffee shops for not shutting down for tomorrow's "general strike" is so lame and indicative of why many very vocal "progressives" are missing the point entirely.
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
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Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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This is an amazingly sweet manga that is exactly what it says on the tin: a middle aged salaryman having regular smoke breaks with a supermarket clerk. That’s it. That’s the whole manga.
I love it.
I love it.
Smoking Behind The Supermarket With You is a cozy rom-com manga: aftermath.site/smoking-behind...
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
This is an amazingly sweet manga that is exactly what it says on the tin: a middle aged salaryman having regular smoke breaks with a supermarket clerk. That’s it. That’s the whole manga.
I love it.
I love it.
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People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
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January 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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THAT’S RIGHT
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
THAT’S RIGHT
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THATS WHY WE CALL MICHIGAN ONE OF THE GRATE LAKES GET FUCKED CHEDDAR HEADS
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
THATS WHY WE CALL MICHIGAN ONE OF THE GRATE LAKES GET FUCKED CHEDDAR HEADS
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2025 channel report and 2026 plans and goals is now on Patreon for anyone who wants to see it.
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January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Seeing the end of the year MTG Japan X Account Set summary fan illustration is always a delight.
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Seeing the end of the year MTG Japan X Account Set summary fan illustration is always a delight.
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