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Lt. E. Ripley
@emilias.bsky.social
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'I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure'
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Wine Kitty🍷Atheist-antitheist 🍷Nordic Walker from Finland 🍷 Bookaholic 📚 RN
🍷Hiker🍷 #endo 🎗 #mussukkasome
Stephen King enthusiast, N⁰1 fan
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Lt. E. Ripley @emilias.bsky.social · Nov 28
Olen erityisen suosittu kristittyjen rouvashenkilöiden keskuudessa 😌
Someone's aunt calling me a pig and a satan's spawn on facebook
emilias.bsky.social
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Vodka
Penis
Butter
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pablostjohn.bsky.social Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 1d
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
emilias.bsky.social
Hiihtäjät vallanneet metsälenkin 😒
Joten kävelin vaihtoehtoreittejä 11km tietenkin kipeällä pohkeella.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Suomen yleisimmät salasanat
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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hpylkkon.bsky.social
Vaihtoehtobudjetti nostaisi lähes 90 000 suomalaista pienituloisuusrajan yläpuolelle, heistä reilut 20 000 lapsia, kertovat eduskunnan tietopalvelun laskelmat.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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johannaursin.bsky.social
Tintti-meemi. Haddock: what a week, huh? Tintti: captain, it's Tuesday.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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romanpiso.bsky.social
Religion is a mental health issue. Ancient rulers created organized religion as psychological warfare to control & manipulate the masses with. It is still used for that. We CAN & MUST defuse it through education. #PsychSciSky

22 Unique Traits Of Religious People
www.academia.edu/98605644/Uni...
Unique Traits Of Religious People
Abstract: This is a research paper detailing 22 unique traits found in religious people, it gives a psychological profile that goes much deeper than any previous paper on the subject, in that it gives...
www.academia.edu
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
emilias.bsky.social
😭😭😭🇫🇮
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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chantalalive.blacksky.app
The whole point of roasting someone is you’re showing the prowess of your wit in owning them. Using Grok for that is a self own.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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robdenbleyker.com
this comic is 2 years old and needs to be updated due to technological advances; a modern AI girlfriend would tell him to k*ll himself
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
emilias.bsky.social
Forgot about my Xitter acc, deleted it. Good riddance.
Fuck Xitter
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
emilias.bsky.social
Siis.... mulla kesti ihan liian pitkään tajuta että on tosiaan Elina Kiikko 56v tuossa Puoli seiskan pinkillä sohvalla...
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Mörönpersemaanantai ☕️
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Joooo! Wau 💙
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
emilias.bsky.social
Well well well...

www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
emilias.bsky.social
Kuka voittaa #TTK ? Veikkaan Lakko ja Kastanja.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Yes
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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nikyli.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
emilias.bsky.social
Sen verran pitkästi ja lujaa on tullut lenkkeiltyä viime aikoina, että oikea pohje rasittunut ja lihas ihan saatanan kipeä. Jos ei sauna, viini eikä suklaa auta niin... 🍷
a cat is drinking water from a glass with its mouth open
Alt: Kitty cat wine tasting
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November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
emilias.bsky.social
Finally?
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · 4d
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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tedcruznipples.com Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 4d
Zohran should begin the meeting by wishing President Trump a happy Fat Cock Friday
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
emilias.bsky.social
Watch them change this fast af when they realize their russian troll app is exposed
onestpress.onestnetwork.com Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 4d
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
emilias.bsky.social
Pamsuhamsu 😭♥️
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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stephenking.bsky.social
DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE: What moved me about this film was the way it shows, without a load of sentimental corn, how writers work, drafting and redrafting their material. It's also about how beautiful things--music, books, poetry--emerge from unhappy times.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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nywolforg.bsky.social Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 4d
Friday mood knowing next weeks a holiday😁🦃
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
emilias.bsky.social
Tänään on ollut ihan superpaska päivä ☹️
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM