🎄 Elyse ⛄
@elysesky.bsky.social
Passionate by the humans, their choices, their abilities to cope with difficulties and also their surprising capacities to go in the dark to reach their goals.
I'm often replying with humor, as a stress relief, just to give a moment to take a breath.
I'm often replying with humor, as a stress relief, just to give a moment to take a breath.
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@alexamadeor_sw you deserve all the 💩 that’s about to come your way!
#deconstruction #exvangelical #currentevents #news
#deconstruction #exvangelical #currentevents #news
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@alexamadeor_sw you deserve all the 💩 that’s about to come your way!
#deconstruction #exvangelical #currentevents #news
#deconstruction #exvangelical #currentevents #news
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And Canada will absolutely help Denmark keep it that way.
December 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
And Canada will absolutely help Denmark keep it that way.
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and Greenland being an autonomous territory of the Kingdom of Denmark is not a free-floating chess piece waiting for a governor from Louisiana to drop in and “advance our interests.”
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
and Greenland being an autonomous territory of the Kingdom of Denmark is not a free-floating chess piece waiting for a governor from Louisiana to drop in and “advance our interests.”
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U.S. envoys are appointed through the State Department, answer to the Secretary of State, and typically require Senate confirmation. Governors do not get reassigned like spare chess knights, and national security policy is not conducted via congratulatory press blurbs written in all caps.
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
U.S. envoys are appointed through the State Department, answer to the Secretary of State, and typically require Senate confirmation. Governors do not get reassigned like spare chess knights, and national security policy is not conducted via congratulatory press blurbs written in all caps.
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As for Greenland’s “essential” role in U.S. security: yes, the Arctic matters. Yes, there are long-standing U.S.–Danish agreements, including a military presence at Thule Space Base.
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
As for Greenland’s “essential” role in U.S. security: yes, the Arctic matters. Yes, there are long-standing U.S.–Danish agreements, including a military presence at Thule Space Base.
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And no, none of that requires appointing a culture-war governor with no Arctic, diplomatic, or foreign policy background to a position that doesn’t exist.
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
And no, none of that requires appointing a culture-war governor with no Arctic, diplomatic, or foreign policy background to a position that doesn’t exist.
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The real takeaway here isn’t about Greenland, allies, or world safety. It’s about the continuing performance art of pretending that seriousness can be conjured by adjectives alone GREAT, STRONGLY, SURVIVAL OF THE WORLD while bypassing the actual machinery of government.
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The real takeaway here isn’t about Greenland, allies, or world safety. It’s about the continuing performance art of pretending that seriousness can be conjured by adjectives alone GREAT, STRONGLY, SURVIVAL OF THE WORLD while bypassing the actual machinery of government.
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Congratulations, Jeff, on a job that isn’t real, doesn’t exist, and can’t legally be done. Greenland remains Danish, diplomacy remains boringly procedural, and national security, alas, still requires more than a flair for the dramatic.
December 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Congratulations, Jeff, on a job that isn’t real, doesn’t exist, and can’t legally be done. Greenland remains Danish, diplomacy remains boringly procedural, and national security, alas, still requires more than a flair for the dramatic.
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Reading this announcement, one is struck less by its geopolitical brilliance than by its creative writing. There is, in fact, no such thing as a “United States Special Envoy to Greenland,”
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Reading this announcement, one is struck less by its geopolitical brilliance than by its creative writing. There is, in fact, no such thing as a “United States Special Envoy to Greenland,”
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Doesn't it feels like the announcement for an unwanted colonoscopy ?
Does the sentence "Take a deep breath"
feels confortable to you ?...
Not for me...
Does the sentence "Take a deep breath"
feels confortable to you ?...
Not for me...
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Doesn't it feels like the announcement for an unwanted colonoscopy ?
Does the sentence "Take a deep breath"
feels confortable to you ?...
Not for me...
Does the sentence "Take a deep breath"
feels confortable to you ?...
Not for me...
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These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
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"This presentation is brought to you by...
TEARSSUE !
Tearssue, the tissue that leave a drop in your eye when you press it !
Don't be the heartless one, you are, in front of everybody.
Fake it until you make... a lot of money...
Tearssue ! Available in every WH Stores near you !"
TEARSSUE !
Tearssue, the tissue that leave a drop in your eye when you press it !
Don't be the heartless one, you are, in front of everybody.
Fake it until you make... a lot of money...
Tearssue ! Available in every WH Stores near you !"
December 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"This presentation is brought to you by...
TEARSSUE !
Tearssue, the tissue that leave a drop in your eye when you press it !
Don't be the heartless one, you are, in front of everybody.
Fake it until you make... a lot of money...
Tearssue ! Available in every WH Stores near you !"
TEARSSUE !
Tearssue, the tissue that leave a drop in your eye when you press it !
Don't be the heartless one, you are, in front of everybody.
Fake it until you make... a lot of money...
Tearssue ! Available in every WH Stores near you !"
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"This presentation is brought to you by...
TEARSSUE !
Tearssue, the tissue that leave a drop in your eye when you press it !
Don't be the heartless one, you are, in front of everybody.
Fake it until you make... a lot of money...
Tearssue ! Available in every WH Stores near you !"
TEARSSUE !
Tearssue, the tissue that leave a drop in your eye when you press it !
Don't be the heartless one, you are, in front of everybody.
Fake it until you make... a lot of money...
Tearssue ! Available in every WH Stores near you !"
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"This presentation is brought to you by...
TEARSSUE !
Tearssue, the tissue that leave a drop in your eye when you press it !
Don't be the heartless one, you are, in front of everybody.
Fake it until you make... a lot of money...
Tearssue ! Available in every WH Stores near you !"
TEARSSUE !
Tearssue, the tissue that leave a drop in your eye when you press it !
Don't be the heartless one, you are, in front of everybody.
Fake it until you make... a lot of money...
Tearssue ! Available in every WH Stores near you !"
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They should never have a prostate exam while they take pictures...
It accentuate their dumbitude...
It accentuate their dumbitude...
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ALT: Gloves On Im Ready GIF
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December 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
They should never have a prostate exam while they take pictures...
It accentuate their dumbitude...
It accentuate their dumbitude...
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December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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🚨 #GVerse #BreakingNews
JD Vance attacks Jasmine Crockett:
“She wants to be a senator, though her street girl persona is about as real as her nails."
The guy who built his brand on a fake hillbilly sob story and has three different names - wants to lecture us on authenticity.
JD Vance attacks Jasmine Crockett:
“She wants to be a senator, though her street girl persona is about as real as her nails."
The guy who built his brand on a fake hillbilly sob story and has three different names - wants to lecture us on authenticity.
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
🚨 #GVerse #BreakingNews
JD Vance attacks Jasmine Crockett:
“She wants to be a senator, though her street girl persona is about as real as her nails."
The guy who built his brand on a fake hillbilly sob story and has three different names - wants to lecture us on authenticity.
JD Vance attacks Jasmine Crockett:
“She wants to be a senator, though her street girl persona is about as real as her nails."
The guy who built his brand on a fake hillbilly sob story and has three different names - wants to lecture us on authenticity.
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'Give me a break!' Pam Bondi hit with fact check after asking Epstein survivors for help - Raw Story www.rawstory.com/pam-bondi-ep... #epsteincoverup = bondo and the djt admin. ur eyes...why so red ya stoned too??
'Give me a break!' Pam Bondi hit with fact check after asking Epstein survivors for help
Attorney General Pam Bondi was hit with a fact check when she stated her commitment to prosecuting anyone involved with Jeffrey Epstein's alleged sex trafficking network.President Donald Trump's attor...
www.rawstory.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
'Give me a break!' Pam Bondi hit with fact check after asking Epstein survivors for help - Raw Story www.rawstory.com/pam-bondi-ep... #epsteincoverup = bondo and the djt admin. ur eyes...why so red ya stoned too??
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How convenient...
It's deer hunting season...
And you asked deer to help you hunt...
YEAHHHHHHH... Of course...
😤😠😡
It's deer hunting season...
And you asked deer to help you hunt...
YEAHHHHHHH... Of course...
😤😠😡
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
How convenient...
It's deer hunting season...
And you asked deer to help you hunt...
YEAHHHHHHH... Of course...
😤😠😡
It's deer hunting season...
And you asked deer to help you hunt...
YEAHHHHHHH... Of course...
😤😠😡