Ely and Charlie
@elyruttico.bsky.social
ely - anxious, he/they
charlie - relaxed, reptilian overlord, he/him
charlie - relaxed, reptilian overlord, he/him
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It’s infuriating how many people claim to care about fictitious “child trafficking” conspiracies about trans people and Wayfair and Democrats but will miss, ignore, and distract from actual government agents kidnapping children in front of their very eyes
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
It’s infuriating how many people claim to care about fictitious “child trafficking” conspiracies about trans people and Wayfair and Democrats but will miss, ignore, and distract from actual government agents kidnapping children in front of their very eyes
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Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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has there ever been a lyric as beautiful and meaningful, as resonant with the human soul, as “work sucks / i know”
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
has there ever been a lyric as beautiful and meaningful, as resonant with the human soul, as “work sucks / i know”
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Quick question what would that say about our nation?
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Quick question what would that say about our nation?
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Naming and shaming Nazis but make it the opening credits of an early 2000s reality show by the hilarious Scout Boxall
E-mail us with tip-offs [email protected]
E-mail us with tip-offs [email protected]
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Naming and shaming Nazis but make it the opening credits of an early 2000s reality show by the hilarious Scout Boxall
E-mail us with tip-offs [email protected]
E-mail us with tip-offs [email protected]
Screaming, thank u AOC
And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
Gaines: I want to challenge AOC to a debate.
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Screaming, thank u AOC
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In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
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Aboriginal Land Title is a form of property rights.
Nobody is losing their homes, the title rights would transfer from the Crown to an Indigenous band.
She's just a weird racist who thinks the King of England has more rights to land than the people his ancestors colonized
Nobody is losing their homes, the title rights would transfer from the Crown to an Indigenous band.
She's just a weird racist who thinks the King of England has more rights to land than the people his ancestors colonized
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Aboriginal Land Title is a form of property rights.
Nobody is losing their homes, the title rights would transfer from the Crown to an Indigenous band.
She's just a weird racist who thinks the King of England has more rights to land than the people his ancestors colonized
Nobody is losing their homes, the title rights would transfer from the Crown to an Indigenous band.
She's just a weird racist who thinks the King of England has more rights to land than the people his ancestors colonized
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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Superb commentary from cartoonist Pat Hudson. @phudsonink on Threads. #auspol #IsraeliTerrorism #GlobalSumudFlotilla
October 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Superb commentary from cartoonist Pat Hudson. @phudsonink on Threads. #auspol #IsraeliTerrorism #GlobalSumudFlotilla
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Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell
Thinking about the rise of fascism, genocide, and bugs
September 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Thinking about the rise of fascism, genocide, and bugs
Just discovered the block list for Trump Enablers - pure genius
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
September 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Just discovered the block list for Trump Enablers - pure genius
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Will definitely email you with a few videos from the March for Australia, but this one takes the cake. How wild that oldies wearing Australia flags are in denial about marching next to far-right cookers when IT'S THIS OBVIOUS, old mate here has the least subtle S i've ever seen
September 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Will definitely email you with a few videos from the March for Australia, but this one takes the cake. How wild that oldies wearing Australia flags are in denial about marching next to far-right cookers when IT'S THIS OBVIOUS, old mate here has the least subtle S i've ever seen
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Why are comedians doing a better job of cutting through the bullshit of politicians in their desperate attempt to justify a genocide than any journalists?
August 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why are comedians doing a better job of cutting through the bullshit of politicians in their desperate attempt to justify a genocide than any journalists?
Playing out my dreams of a successful freedom flotilla via Pikmin Go, nek minnit Netanyahu be like "Pikmin is khamas"
August 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Playing out my dreams of a successful freedom flotilla via Pikmin Go, nek minnit Netanyahu be like "Pikmin is khamas"
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Fun fact the UK performer for Eurovision is required to have their genitals examined by 3 of the country’s top ten novelists
May 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
screaming
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From my latest piece.
The true motivating energy behind the anti-trans activists of today.
The true motivating energy behind the anti-trans activists of today.
April 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
From my latest piece.
The true motivating energy behind the anti-trans activists of today.
The true motivating energy behind the anti-trans activists of today.
one time, a friend got annoyed with me when i responded lukewarmly to their insta post about giving up their career bc God told them to. Stories like this only add to my wariness of people making big life decisions and then conveniently placing the blame or consequences on God (or any institution)
1. You may have heard about the anti-trans fencer kneeling and conceding to a trans opponent.
Now, news has emerged that she collected a $5,000 prize for doing so, while saying her decision will "destroy her life."
She also called her kneeling "god's will."
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Now, news has emerged that she collected a $5,000 prize for doing so, while saying her decision will "destroy her life."
She also called her kneeling "god's will."
Subscribe to support our journalism.
It was “God’s will”: Cash Prize Awarded to Anti-Trans Fencer For Forfeiting
“It will destroy my life,” said the athlete, who’s anti-trans discrimination earned her $5,000 from a rightwing group.
www.erininthemorning.com
April 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
one time, a friend got annoyed with me when i responded lukewarmly to their insta post about giving up their career bc God told them to. Stories like this only add to my wariness of people making big life decisions and then conveniently placing the blame or consequences on God (or any institution)
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my offer to america: we bring woke back
Hoping that rather than being Temu-Trumps, some Aussie policitians follow AOC's example.... 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
AOC: If you are an LGBTQ kid or family, we cannot throw you under the bus in order to win an election. In this house, we stand together
March 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hoping that rather than being Temu-Trumps, some Aussie policitians follow AOC's example.... 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
My dad once didn't talk to me for a month because I donated to an Indigenous charity in his name for Father's Day. Yet I am the one who is told I have no tolerance of other opinions 😂
"We're too sensitive. We need to purge wokeness from our movement"
Bro you lose your shit and call everyone a woke scold if a minority explains to you why racism is bad. Rather than listen you got annoyed
Bro you lose your shit and call everyone a woke scold if a minority explains to you why racism is bad. Rather than listen you got annoyed
February 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My dad once didn't talk to me for a month because I donated to an Indigenous charity in his name for Father's Day. Yet I am the one who is told I have no tolerance of other opinions 😂