Tony Tea
@eltonito.bsky.social
Former Sasquatch, geeky car guy, nerdy music guy.
Trump says “Iceland” instead of “Greenland several times in a speech.
Everyone calls out the senile dumbass.
Joke’s on us, because in a week…
SURPRISE, HE NOW WANTS ICELAND!!!
Everything is a projection with this lot. Never forget that.
Everyone calls out the senile dumbass.
Joke’s on us, because in a week…
SURPRISE, HE NOW WANTS ICELAND!!!
Everything is a projection with this lot. Never forget that.
January 21, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Trump says “Iceland” instead of “Greenland several times in a speech.
Everyone calls out the senile dumbass.
Joke’s on us, because in a week…
SURPRISE, HE NOW WANTS ICELAND!!!
Everything is a projection with this lot. Never forget that.
Everyone calls out the senile dumbass.
Joke’s on us, because in a week…
SURPRISE, HE NOW WANTS ICELAND!!!
Everything is a projection with this lot. Never forget that.
I hate those “Salt Life” stickers on cars because it’s an indictment of how Americans are so desperate to have an identity outside of their work/career that it becomes whatever their favorite vacation was.
But not this guy. This guy is indeed living the Salt Life.
/salutes
But not this guy. This guy is indeed living the Salt Life.
/salutes
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I hate those “Salt Life” stickers on cars because it’s an indictment of how Americans are so desperate to have an identity outside of their work/career that it becomes whatever their favorite vacation was.
But not this guy. This guy is indeed living the Salt Life.
/salutes
But not this guy. This guy is indeed living the Salt Life.
/salutes
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This is very good. Depressing as shit but very good.
It is even worse than it looks
The Old World Order is Dead
Unipolarity was given, not taken
open.substack.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This is very good. Depressing as shit but very good.
A local brewery and restaurant I love is closing forever and I was stoked they were doing one last Taco Tuesday. I packed up the fam to go there and it was like Black Friday up in there.
So plan B, Dumpling Tuesday. (Ok, I got the noodles… that have a dumpling in them)
So plan B, Dumpling Tuesday. (Ok, I got the noodles… that have a dumpling in them)
January 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
A local brewery and restaurant I love is closing forever and I was stoked they were doing one last Taco Tuesday. I packed up the fam to go there and it was like Black Friday up in there.
So plan B, Dumpling Tuesday. (Ok, I got the noodles… that have a dumpling in them)
So plan B, Dumpling Tuesday. (Ok, I got the noodles… that have a dumpling in them)
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"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
Do you think the stories they tell their family match the banal reality of taking down a dancing Fantastic Mr. Fox?
Officer talks to his Real Doll when he gets home:
“This guy was feral, it took two of us to subdue him. Baby, I feared for my life.
What do you mean you want a divorce?!?”
Officer talks to his Real Doll when he gets home:
“This guy was feral, it took two of us to subdue him. Baby, I feared for my life.
What do you mean you want a divorce?!?”
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Do you think the stories they tell their family match the banal reality of taking down a dancing Fantastic Mr. Fox?
Officer talks to his Real Doll when he gets home:
“This guy was feral, it took two of us to subdue him. Baby, I feared for my life.
What do you mean you want a divorce?!?”
Officer talks to his Real Doll when he gets home:
“This guy was feral, it took two of us to subdue him. Baby, I feared for my life.
What do you mean you want a divorce?!?”
My handsome boy is chilling next to me after the “terror” of having an extra kid in the house who tried to pet him once.
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
My handsome boy is chilling next to me after the “terror” of having an extra kid in the house who tried to pet him once.
Friday night EZ listening.
Police Story
YouTube video by Black Flag - Topic
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Friday night EZ listening.
👨🍳💋
Participation trophies have made American men into weak, feminized soy boys. Here’s why I’m glad that Maria Machado gave her peace prize to Donald Trump
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
👨🍳💋
This is fucking everything.
That doubled up solo is just pure fire.
That doubled up solo is just pure fire.
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
This is fucking everything.
That doubled up solo is just pure fire.
That doubled up solo is just pure fire.
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When Fascism came to America, no one crawled on their bellies and kissed the boot more willingly than those who once defiantly shouted "Don't Tread On Me!"
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
When Fascism came to America, no one crawled on their bellies and kissed the boot more willingly than those who once defiantly shouted "Don't Tread On Me!"
Dumbest possible timeline.
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Dumbest possible timeline.
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If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.
Newport co-ed cheerleading team is at center of Trump transgender athlete crackdownTrump admin focuses on swimming, cheerleading in Maine transgender athlete probes
The U.S. Department of Education announced a slew of Title IX-related investigations this week that include 2 school districts in Maine.
www.pressherald.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.
Buying concert tix is such bullshit these days. You sign up, get a presale code and select the best tix available, they’re not actually available. Each wave of this nets worse seats until you settle.
Then you check 4 hours into presale, and there are seats everywhere, dozens of rows ahead of yours.
Then you check 4 hours into presale, and there are seats everywhere, dozens of rows ahead of yours.
January 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Buying concert tix is such bullshit these days. You sign up, get a presale code and select the best tix available, they’re not actually available. Each wave of this nets worse seats until you settle.
Then you check 4 hours into presale, and there are seats everywhere, dozens of rows ahead of yours.
Then you check 4 hours into presale, and there are seats everywhere, dozens of rows ahead of yours.
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Happy for them 😊
World’s fattest parrots set for mating bonanza after bumper berry crop
After a four-year hiatus, conservationists in New Zealand are relieved that the flightless kākāpo is once again breeding. Fewer than 300 of the parrots exist.
wapo.st
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Happy for them 😊
Yeah, I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about here. Just a friendly request for “lists of Jews”, completely normal.
WTAF?!?
WTAF?!?
UPenn faculty condemn Trump administration’s demand for ‘lists of Jews’
Groups say EEOC demand for names and personal details echoes dark history and threatens safety and civil rights
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Yeah, I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about here. Just a friendly request for “lists of Jews”, completely normal.
WTAF?!?
WTAF?!?
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It’s time to stop the influx of immigrants who take drugs, father children out of wedlock, and steal from the government.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
It’s time to stop the influx of immigrants who take drugs, father children out of wedlock, and steal from the government.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
One fun part of having kids is handing down t-shirts you hung onto for 40 years.
This Powell-Peralta Skull and Sword long sleeve was my fav shirt my freshman year of HS. The right elbow is torn open from my then-lanky, clumsy ass bailing more than landing tricks.
This Powell-Peralta Skull and Sword long sleeve was my fav shirt my freshman year of HS. The right elbow is torn open from my then-lanky, clumsy ass bailing more than landing tricks.
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
One fun part of having kids is handing down t-shirts you hung onto for 40 years.
This Powell-Peralta Skull and Sword long sleeve was my fav shirt my freshman year of HS. The right elbow is torn open from my then-lanky, clumsy ass bailing more than landing tricks.
This Powell-Peralta Skull and Sword long sleeve was my fav shirt my freshman year of HS. The right elbow is torn open from my then-lanky, clumsy ass bailing more than landing tricks.
So, my fav building in NYC was this tower on 11th near the Javit’s Center.
Driving up to it from behind it’s a brutal, windowless tower. The front is all uneven glass creating an undulating texture that really defines the individual spaces.
It’s still under construction, but may be a hotel?
Driving up to it from behind it’s a brutal, windowless tower. The front is all uneven glass creating an undulating texture that really defines the individual spaces.
It’s still under construction, but may be a hotel?
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
So, my fav building in NYC was this tower on 11th near the Javit’s Center.
Driving up to it from behind it’s a brutal, windowless tower. The front is all uneven glass creating an undulating texture that really defines the individual spaces.
It’s still under construction, but may be a hotel?
Driving up to it from behind it’s a brutal, windowless tower. The front is all uneven glass creating an undulating texture that really defines the individual spaces.
It’s still under construction, but may be a hotel?
Fried bologna bagel for brekkie.
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Fried bologna bagel for brekkie.
Walking to dinner in the snow.
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Walking to dinner in the snow.
I kind of need this. This would break carpool wide open.
CarGurus - 2018 Mercedes-Benz Metris Passenger - $22,920
White with 53,250 miles. 7-Speed Automatic. Backup Camera. Third Row Seating.
www.cargurus.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I kind of need this. This would break carpool wide open.
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
This fake Bob Mould account is hardly getting over how fast I blocked and reported their ass.
January 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
This fake Bob Mould account is hardly getting over how fast I blocked and reported their ass.
Yet again, I find myself wondering why Merrick Garland had to be such a lame fucking duck.
January 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Yet again, I find myself wondering why Merrick Garland had to be such a lame fucking duck.