Nev
@elnev.bsky.social
Zythophile. Indy #Colts and Indy 🏴
Refuse to make the obvious joke,
In fear of my exes.
In fear of my exes.
A cow broke my back at my daughter's wedding. Not vegan since. Eat beef all the fucking time. Fuck cows.
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Refuse to make the obvious joke,
In fear of my exes.
In fear of my exes.
Kasper Schmeichel is the Aberdonian Man of 2025; discuss.
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Kasper Schmeichel is the Aberdonian Man of 2025; discuss.
That fucking stupid kickoff time can get in the fucking massive puddle in the penalty area anyway 🙂
Our Scottish Cup match against Motherwell, due to take place tomorrow evening, has been postponed.
The rearranged match is currently scheduled to go ahead at Pittodrie on Wednesday 18th February 2026.
🔗 bit.ly/4th5EQl
The rearranged match is currently scheduled to go ahead at Pittodrie on Wednesday 18th February 2026.
🔗 bit.ly/4th5EQl
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
That fucking stupid kickoff time can get in the fucking massive puddle in the penalty area anyway 🙂
Hey @benefitstheband.bsky.social, Meryl Streek are in my town tomorrow night. Worth seeing?
January 31, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Hey @benefitstheband.bsky.social, Meryl Streek are in my town tomorrow night. Worth seeing?
Missed a bus so ended up walking 1.5 miles. In shorts. In Aberdeen. in January. Carrying a squash racquet.
Mistakes were made.
I’m getting the bus home, carrying a snooker cue. Erm…
Mistakes were made.
I’m getting the bus home, carrying a snooker cue. Erm…
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Missed a bus so ended up walking 1.5 miles. In shorts. In Aberdeen. in January. Carrying a squash racquet.
Mistakes were made.
I’m getting the bus home, carrying a snooker cue. Erm…
Mistakes were made.
I’m getting the bus home, carrying a snooker cue. Erm…
Still trying to figure out what the hell happened at Pittodrie today.
January 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Still trying to figure out what the hell happened at Pittodrie today.
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Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
What the shitting fuck?
“You’ve all seen someone murdered by a braindead thug, but nah, we ain’t going to punish them”
“You’ve all seen someone murdered by a braindead thug, but nah, we ain’t going to punish them”
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
What the shitting fuck?
“You’ve all seen someone murdered by a braindead thug, but nah, we ain’t going to punish them”
“You’ve all seen someone murdered by a braindead thug, but nah, we ain’t going to punish them”
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Unfortunately we are not going to be able to attend #Mogwai gig at the Music Hall in Aberdeen on 13/02/26. 😭Tkts are for resale *at face value* via Ticketmaster official resale portal, here.
secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/3600632F8...
secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/3600632F8...
secure.ticketmaster.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Unfortunately we are not going to be able to attend #Mogwai gig at the Music Hall in Aberdeen on 13/02/26. 😭Tkts are for resale *at face value* via Ticketmaster official resale portal, here.
secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/3600632F8...
secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/3600632F8...
I mean… a nodding donkey would be a better PM than Nige.
Can @zackpolanski.bsky.social do anything about the Scottish Greens being mentalists? I’ve asked this before, no answer.
Can @zackpolanski.bsky.social do anything about the Scottish Greens being mentalists? I’ve asked this before, no answer.
Looks like the Green bandwagon is really rolling , especially with young voters
"New YouGov polling shows that Brits think Zack Polanski would make a better PM than Nigel Farage, narrowly beating the Reform leader by a point on 28"
and
"This is a poll result just for Starmer's seat alone."
"New YouGov polling shows that Brits think Zack Polanski would make a better PM than Nigel Farage, narrowly beating the Reform leader by a point on 28"
and
"This is a poll result just for Starmer's seat alone."
January 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I mean… a nodding donkey would be a better PM than Nige.
Can @zackpolanski.bsky.social do anything about the Scottish Greens being mentalists? I’ve asked this before, no answer.
Can @zackpolanski.bsky.social do anything about the Scottish Greens being mentalists? I’ve asked this before, no answer.
Jesus tittyfucking Christ. This selfish, right wing shambles of an online community is not to be praised.
I’ve been mightily impressed with how well Fubar has kept people up-to-date on Facebook during the severe winter conditions we’re currently experiencing in the North East.
I have lodged a parliamentary motion congratulating & thanking them for their efforts.
I have lodged a parliamentary motion congratulating & thanking them for their efforts.
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Jesus tittyfucking Christ. This selfish, right wing shambles of an online community is not to be praised.
Fucksticks
January 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Fucksticks
Nice guy, no clue what his best team is. Take Nilsen and Jensen with you.
January 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Nice guy, no clue what his best team is. Take Nilsen and Jensen with you.
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31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
As of right now, can confirm 😂
"And lo! There came the time when the first born of each household returned to the place of their upbringing to help their parents set up a Fire Stick.
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth."
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth."
December 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
As of right now, can confirm 😂
When you work in an industry and know both how and why something is happening. I don’t know why but Wilman’s press tour is grating!
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When you work in an industry and know both how and why something is happening. I don’t know why but Wilman’s press tour is grating!
Nancy in! (Until Sunday at least)
December 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Nancy in! (Until Sunday at least)
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Just announced Sat 25th April www.facebook.com/events/23398...
@pictishtrail.bsky.social + #D3p3ch3Choad @tunnelsaberdeen.bsky.social #AberdeenGigs #GigStoater
#TicketsonSale
@pictishtrail.bsky.social + #D3p3ch3Choad @tunnelsaberdeen.bsky.social #AberdeenGigs #GigStoater
#TicketsonSale
Pictish Trail (Full Band) + D3p3ch3 Choad
Event in Aberdeen, United Kingdom by Interesting Music Promotions on Saturday, April 25 2026
www.facebook.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Just announced Sat 25th April www.facebook.com/events/23398...
@pictishtrail.bsky.social + #D3p3ch3Choad @tunnelsaberdeen.bsky.social #AberdeenGigs #GigStoater
#TicketsonSale
@pictishtrail.bsky.social + #D3p3ch3Choad @tunnelsaberdeen.bsky.social #AberdeenGigs #GigStoater
#TicketsonSale
Well. Erm. The first few weeks of the season were fun.
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Well. Erm. The first few weeks of the season were fun.
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Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Classic Mini Cooper
VW Golf
Honda Civic
Skoda Fabia
Classic Mini City
That’s every car I’ve ever owned, and I still have three of them 😂
VW Golf
Honda Civic
Skoda Fabia
Classic Mini City
That’s every car I’ve ever owned, and I still have three of them 😂
Introduce yourself with 5 (or 6!) cars you’ve owned:
Ford Escort
MGF
Another Ford Escort
Ford Focus
Another Ford Focus
Nissan Qashqai
Ford Escort
MGF
Another Ford Escort
Ford Focus
Another Ford Focus
Nissan Qashqai
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Classic Mini Cooper
VW Golf
Honda Civic
Skoda Fabia
Classic Mini City
That’s every car I’ve ever owned, and I still have three of them 😂
VW Golf
Honda Civic
Skoda Fabia
Classic Mini City
That’s every car I’ve ever owned, and I still have three of them 😂
This is going to be in my head all day now… so I’m making it everyone else’s problem too.
On the bright side, if it’s still there by this evening, MBV will blow it away.
On the bright side, if it’s still there by this evening, MBV will blow it away.
I’ve always rather liked this version, too
(content warning: may prompt a certain faraway look in the eyes of gentlemen of a certain age…)
(content warning: may prompt a certain faraway look in the eyes of gentlemen of a certain age…)
Muppets Tonight - Mahna Mahna / Phenomahna Featuring Sandra Bullock & Kemit The Frog
YouTube video by Tim Barker
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
This is going to be in my head all day now… so I’m making it everyone else’s problem too.
On the bright side, if it’s still there by this evening, MBV will blow it away.
On the bright side, if it’s still there by this evening, MBV will blow it away.
In my day a late tackle was an immediate foul and usually a yellow card. Why’s it different here?
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In my day a late tackle was an immediate foul and usually a yellow card. Why’s it different here?
Haha, Robbie @benefitstheband.bsky.social stuck his head in the pub door five minutes ago. Didn’t clock me shouting on him as he quickly retreated though 🙁
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Haha, Robbie @benefitstheband.bsky.social stuck his head in the pub door five minutes ago. Didn’t clock me shouting on him as he quickly retreated though 🙁
Somehow these self-driving. Are that aren’t self driving require enough regulation to need special licences, but not so much regulation as to jump on the CEO saying they’ll kill people.
Remind me why it’s all gone to fuck?
Remind me why it’s all gone to fuck?
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Somehow these self-driving. Are that aren’t self driving require enough regulation to need special licences, but not so much regulation as to jump on the CEO saying they’ll kill people.
Remind me why it’s all gone to fuck?
Remind me why it’s all gone to fuck?