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Barbarossa⚡️

@barbarossa69.bsky.social

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Confirmed by AI to be an adult. Left-handed. My favourite shapes are hexagons.

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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · Oct 16

My dad bought me an elephant for my room. I said “Thanks Dad!”, he said “Don’t mention it!”

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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 2h

I've basically forgotten everything that happened already.

Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 2h

Currently listening to Headlong by Queen.

That'll do.

Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 5h

What the fuck are they putting in the water at the Guardian?

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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 6h

It's a slightly simpliced.

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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 6h

How can it spell AVAILABILITY wrong in 3 different ways (?)

Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 7h

You get a like, for the most splendid use of the word "robust" today so far.

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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 7h

Specifically just tanks, or any kind of self-propelled artillery?

Because I've fallen foul of this before...

Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 7h

I'm really confused by this. I thought Timbaland was a shop that sold hiking boots and stuff. I didn't know he could rap as well.

Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 16h

How old is ChatGPT? 🤔

Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19h

I’m probably one of the few people that actually enjoyed lockdown

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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19h

I messed up my shoulder earlier in the year by trying to fold a towel.

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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 19h

Wank Like an Egyptian

Russell Hillman (but said in a spooky voice) @allhellismrsun.bsky.social · 23h

Change a letter, ruin a song.

Breaking The Lav

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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 20h

Ahahaha that caused an involuntary belly laugh!

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Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 21h

After the first few wrong guesses I started asking for the hint every time, so I only got 65%

Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 23h

Tha doesn’t interest me at all

Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social · 2d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand...

Sushi

Star Trek : Section 31

Frankie by Sister Sledge.

Joe Scaramangaaaaarrrrrggghhh!🎃 @joescaramanga.co.uk · 2d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to wat, one movie you'll never watcha again and one song you can't stand...

Hummus

Salo or 120 Days of Sodom

Summer of '69

bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 2d

"Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand"

Octopus (that’s like eating a dolphin!)

also Requiem For A Dream (a rotten, rotten film)

Rude by Magic (embarrassed that this even exists)