Elmtree
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live in Chicago, love the Tigers & have seen them play in 24(+1) parks! (also cheer for the Nats bc love) Officially married!!!
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hi everyone! tomorrow is the cutoff for orders from my shop getting to the USA by Christmas.
nora.jewelry
shares would be a help!
nora.jewelry
shares would be a help!
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
hi everyone! tomorrow is the cutoff for orders from my shop getting to the USA by Christmas.
nora.jewelry
shares would be a help!
nora.jewelry
shares would be a help!
Gotta make sure butts are warm (heated bed, as is the empty one next to it)
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Gotta make sure butts are warm (heated bed, as is the empty one next to it)
Yep. My doctor said just get it, so that’s what I did a couple years ago. Especially you 70s and 80s babies - we may not have had the right number of boosters. Don’t fuck around, just get it
please note insurance may or may not want to pay for the titer check but will almost certainly pay for the vaccine if you want to just get it again
that's what I did at the beginning of the year
that's what I did at the beginning of the year
Go to your doctor and get your measles titers checked to make sure you are still immune and if not get re-vaccinated. It’s more and more likely all of us are going to eventually come in contact with it.
December 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Yep. My doctor said just get it, so that’s what I did a couple years ago. Especially you 70s and 80s babies - we may not have had the right number of boosters. Don’t fuck around, just get it
This is unbelievable. 🤬
The remaining residents of the South Shore apartment complex raided by federal immigration agents earlier this fall left the building Friday, scattering to different parts of the city.
Last remaining residents move out of troubled South Shore building raided by feds
chicago.suntimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is unbelievable. 🤬
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if you like the heart experiments and want to get a batch of hearts they're going in blind boxes for valentines day. assortments of hearts are gonna start at $25 nora.jewelry/products/kob...
Kobold Heart Hoard (COMING SOON)
Hi everyone this is a draft of my kobold heart hoard ordering page!! Details are not final and will change!! I just am making sure it's working, letting people get notified when I open up orders, and ...
nora.jewelry
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
if you like the heart experiments and want to get a batch of hearts they're going in blind boxes for valentines day. assortments of hearts are gonna start at $25 nora.jewelry/products/kob...
I’ve mentioned previously that we often do our best to stock a Love Fridge on Sundays.
It’s going to be BRUTALLY cold this weekend, and the fridge is outside, so we have questions.
Will the inside of the fridge freeze? I’d love to put jars and cans inside the fridge portion if they won’t explode.
It’s going to be BRUTALLY cold this weekend, and the fridge is outside, so we have questions.
Will the inside of the fridge freeze? I’d love to put jars and cans inside the fridge portion if they won’t explode.
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’ve mentioned previously that we often do our best to stock a Love Fridge on Sundays.
It’s going to be BRUTALLY cold this weekend, and the fridge is outside, so we have questions.
Will the inside of the fridge freeze? I’d love to put jars and cans inside the fridge portion if they won’t explode.
It’s going to be BRUTALLY cold this weekend, and the fridge is outside, so we have questions.
Will the inside of the fridge freeze? I’d love to put jars and cans inside the fridge portion if they won’t explode.
I put all the laundry from that load away. Please clap.
I folded the laundry that doesn’t get hung up and would like someone else to carry it upstairs (basement to second floor - steep stairs).
Oh, and to change the lightbulb in my closet so I can put said clothes away.
Oh, and to change the lightbulb in my closet so I can put said clothes away.
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I put all the laundry from that load away. Please clap.
I folded the laundry that doesn’t get hung up and would like someone else to carry it upstairs (basement to second floor - steep stairs).
Oh, and to change the lightbulb in my closet so I can put said clothes away.
Oh, and to change the lightbulb in my closet so I can put said clothes away.
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I folded the laundry that doesn’t get hung up and would like someone else to carry it upstairs (basement to second floor - steep stairs).
Oh, and to change the lightbulb in my closet so I can put said clothes away.
Oh, and to change the lightbulb in my closet so I can put said clothes away.
Fifth. Cake. About to be the sixth, and my god. It’s heavy and hard to turn. Yet I persist.
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Fifth. Cake. About to be the sixth, and my god. It’s heavy and hard to turn. Yet I persist.
Watching Colbert, and he has Taylor Swift on, and Jesus Christ she says like a LOT. I’m fine with it normally, but queso christo find a new word.
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Watching Colbert, and he has Taylor Swift on, and Jesus Christ she says like a LOT. I’m fine with it normally, but queso christo find a new word.
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hellooo check out my festive wreath collection in the shop! these make great christmas ornaments but are also good as just regular decorations.
here's the collection: nora.jewelry/collections/...
here's the collection: nora.jewelry/collections/...
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
hellooo check out my festive wreath collection in the shop! these make great christmas ornaments but are also good as just regular decorations.
here's the collection: nora.jewelry/collections/...
here's the collection: nora.jewelry/collections/...
😬
@JeffPassan tweeted
Closer Kyle Finnegan and the Detroit Tigers are in agreement on a two-year, $19 million contract, pending physical, sources tell ESPN. Finnegan was excellent after joining the Tigers at the trade deadline and returns on a multiyear deal. First on the agreement: @ByRobertMurray.
Closer Kyle Finnegan and the Detroit Tigers are in agreement on a two-year, $19 million contract, pending physical, sources tell ESPN. Finnegan was excellent after joining the Tigers at the trade deadline and returns on a multiyear deal. First on the agreement: @ByRobertMurray.
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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I love this scarf pattern so much. The blue is for a secret Santa, and the green is for the wife if she wants it (if not, it’s probably up for grabs).
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I love this scarf pattern so much. The blue is for a secret Santa, and the green is for the wife if she wants it (if not, it’s probably up for grabs).
Something absolutely nobody had mentioned?
Your labia shrink and can disappear. Same with your clitoris.
I mentioned it to my doctor, who is normally awesome about this stuff, and she was like “oh yeah, that happens.” Estrogen cream seems to be helping, but shrinking labia in the Sahara is no fun.
Your labia shrink and can disappear. Same with your clitoris.
I mentioned it to my doctor, who is normally awesome about this stuff, and she was like “oh yeah, that happens.” Estrogen cream seems to be helping, but shrinking labia in the Sahara is no fun.
If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*
*not all men**
**but most of them
*not all men**
**but most of them
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Something absolutely nobody had mentioned?
Your labia shrink and can disappear. Same with your clitoris.
I mentioned it to my doctor, who is normally awesome about this stuff, and she was like “oh yeah, that happens.” Estrogen cream seems to be helping, but shrinking labia in the Sahara is no fun.
Your labia shrink and can disappear. Same with your clitoris.
I mentioned it to my doctor, who is normally awesome about this stuff, and she was like “oh yeah, that happens.” Estrogen cream seems to be helping, but shrinking labia in the Sahara is no fun.
Hey my people over 40 who do skin care - help me out with my neck. I’m losing some weight (not illness, intended), and wrinkles get hidden in fat. What can I use so I don’t end up with a complete turkey waddle?
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hey my people over 40 who do skin care - help me out with my neck. I’m losing some weight (not illness, intended), and wrinkles get hidden in fat. What can I use so I don’t end up with a complete turkey waddle?
LOU WHITAKER EXISTS, YOU MORONS
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
LOU WHITAKER EXISTS, YOU MORONS
Can anyone recommend a book about rules for soccer that’s easy to understand for fans? Preferably written by a woman? My search is not bringing up what I’m looking for at all.
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Can anyone recommend a book about rules for soccer that’s easy to understand for fans? Preferably written by a woman? My search is not bringing up what I’m looking for at all.
The news said 1-3 more inches of snow, so why the fuck did I walk outside to 5-6 inches of fresh heavy snow? 😩😩😩
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The news said 1-3 more inches of snow, so why the fuck did I walk outside to 5-6 inches of fresh heavy snow? 😩😩😩
Oh my fucking god why is it snowing again
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Oh my fucking god why is it snowing again
Today was a little bonkers since the tv threw a loop into our plans, but we made a delicious dinner! Pork chops in the cast iron are just so good.
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Today was a little bonkers since the tv threw a loop into our plans, but we made a delicious dinner! Pork chops in the cast iron are just so good.
New tv is a fire tv and doesn’t play nice with our Roku, so now we ordered a new Roku bc the fire tv interface blows.
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
New tv is a fire tv and doesn’t play nice with our Roku, so now we ordered a new Roku bc the fire tv interface blows.
New one works! Tested it before we even got it all the way out of the box
10/10 customer service at Best Buy. Now to hope this one is good.
We got a new tv last weekend. Go to set it up today, and the screen is fucked, straight out of the box. 😩
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
New one works! Tested it before we even got it all the way out of the box
10/10 customer service at Best Buy. Now to hope this one is good.
We got a new tv last weekend. Go to set it up today, and the screen is fucked, straight out of the box. 😩
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
10/10 customer service at Best Buy. Now to hope this one is good.
We got a new tv last weekend. Go to set it up today, and the screen is fucked, straight out of the box. 😩
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We got a new tv last weekend. Go to set it up today, and the screen is fucked, straight out of the box. 😩
To be fair we got our Christmas tenderloin, but queso christo did Costco have a cover charge today
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
To be fair we got our Christmas tenderloin, but queso christo did Costco have a cover charge today