Lance Ellisor
@ellisor.net
science & nature zealot, avid reader, dog lover, desert mountains and rainforest aficionado, paddler, Astros fan, songwriter, lead singer of a rock band.
Austin, Texas and Arenal, Costa Rica.
my band's music and links:
https://linktr.ee/battleshipdown
Austin, Texas and Arenal, Costa Rica.
my band's music and links:
https://linktr.ee/battleshipdown
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Lance Ellisor
@ellisor.net
· Mar 3
me as a little boy, in southern Colorado.
life seemed so simple then.
life seemed so simple then.
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Hambone’s peanut butter treat makes it look like he’s smoking a cigar
April 12, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Hambone’s peanut butter treat makes it look like he’s smoking a cigar
on my screen door last night (Austin, TX). she’s about 9cm (3.5”) long.
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
on my screen door last night (Austin, TX). she’s about 9cm (3.5”) long.
mosquitoes persist
at 30th parallel
November 16
at 30th parallel
November 16
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
mosquitoes persist
at 30th parallel
November 16
at 30th parallel
November 16
just hanging out at the river with my best friend in unseasonably mild and pleasant weather
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
just hanging out at the river with my best friend in unseasonably mild and pleasant weather
best thing you’ll watch today (well, at least before the games start)
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
best thing you’ll watch today (well, at least before the games start)
we need MAGA to see these follow-ups. forcibly *see* them … like Clockwork Orange.
they need to see that it’s all performative evil.
their jack-booted thug boogeymen are finally real … and it’s THEM.
they need to see that it’s all performative evil.
their jack-booted thug boogeymen are finally real … and it’s THEM.
In April, state + fed police raided a bday party near Austin, arresting ~50 people including nine kids.
Cops claimed w/o evidence they’d busted a Tren de Aragua gathering, + only charged two people w/ a crime.
Now, the local DA has dropped both charges
www.texasobserver.org/prosecutors-...
Cops claimed w/o evidence they’d busted a Tren de Aragua gathering, + only charged two people w/ a crime.
Now, the local DA has dropped both charges
www.texasobserver.org/prosecutors-...
Prosecutors Drop Only Criminal Cases from Hays County Airbnb Raid
Pending drug charges have been abandoned from the multi-agency April operation that supposedly targeted Tren de Aragua and led to multiple deportations.
www.texasobserver.org
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
we need MAGA to see these follow-ups. forcibly *see* them … like Clockwork Orange.
they need to see that it’s all performative evil.
their jack-booted thug boogeymen are finally real … and it’s THEM.
they need to see that it’s all performative evil.
their jack-booted thug boogeymen are finally real … and it’s THEM.
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this is a bop
I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
this is a bop
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
this is worth a read. it's more than just what you see in the image (wordplay you might not get unless you know that the Spanish word for lawyer is "abogado").
The battle between Houston's punny injury lawyers gets a new twist.
Houston billboard lawyer ousts partner, adds new one with similar name
The battle between Houston's punny injury lawyers gets a new twist.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
this is worth a read. it's more than just what you see in the image (wordplay you might not get unless you know that the Spanish word for lawyer is "abogado").
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
every workday is talk like a pirate day when you operate a small software company and your primary focus is annual recurring revenue
[this is actually my job]
[this is actually my job]
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
every workday is talk like a pirate day when you operate a small software company and your primary focus is annual recurring revenue
[this is actually my job]
[this is actually my job]
it seems like everyone is just *over it* today. I’m seeing folks get testy everywhere: here, in group chats, work meetings, texts.
hope the weekend helps.
hope the weekend helps.
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
it seems like everyone is just *over it* today. I’m seeing folks get testy everywhere: here, in group chats, work meetings, texts.
hope the weekend helps.
hope the weekend helps.
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every time I think we’ve reached the Stupid Floor, someone digs a hole
December 30, 2024 at 11:15 PM
every time I think we’ve reached the Stupid Floor, someone digs a hole
quote of the anthropocene era
Ignoring stuff is always an option, up until it kills you.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
quote of the anthropocene era
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if people really thought about what’s happening, it’d be all we talked and acted about. I feel like there’s a hurricane and the levee’s about to collapse and instead of folks evacuating and volunteer sandbag brigades, we’re all watching streaming shows and browsing Amazon to make our Xmas lists.
while we're all thinking about rapist pedophiles, the undermining of our constitutional democracy, war in the Caribbean, Sarah Kendzior's 3-day suspension, affordability, 3I/ATLAS, LEONARD BERNSTEIN, AI and spiraling, and whatever else ...
... we are MURDERING our own home.
... we are MURDERING our own home.
Make Oil Great Again? Even California drills as global climate action stalls.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
if people really thought about what’s happening, it’d be all we talked and acted about. I feel like there’s a hurricane and the levee’s about to collapse and instead of folks evacuating and volunteer sandbag brigades, we’re all watching streaming shows and browsing Amazon to make our Xmas lists.
IIRC he actually wrote simply
“Wood chipper, feet first”
my first thought was “wonder what the mods will do”
my second thought was “to hell with anyone and everyone remotely defending child rape. full stop.”
“Wood chipper, feet first”
my first thought was “wonder what the mods will do”
my second thought was “to hell with anyone and everyone remotely defending child rape. full stop.”
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
IIRC he actually wrote simply
“Wood chipper, feet first”
my first thought was “wonder what the mods will do”
my second thought was “to hell with anyone and everyone remotely defending child rape. full stop.”
“Wood chipper, feet first”
my first thought was “wonder what the mods will do”
my second thought was “to hell with anyone and everyone remotely defending child rape. full stop.”
you couldn’t fit a list of “moments that should have ended it for him” in 300 characters. probably not 1500.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
you couldn’t fit a list of “moments that should have ended it for him” in 300 characters. probably not 1500.
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so tired of seeing his stupid face and hearing his stupid voice
September 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
so tired of seeing his stupid face and hearing his stupid voice
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today is a good day to watch @andre-antunes.bsky.social classic “Release the List”
youtu.be/d3kIKmGzQBU
youtu.be/d3kIKmGzQBU
Release the list (The song)
YouTube video by Andre Antunes
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
today is a good day to watch @andre-antunes.bsky.social classic “Release the List”
youtu.be/d3kIKmGzQBU
youtu.be/d3kIKmGzQBU
before dawn on my river about a week ago. no filter applied.
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
before dawn on my river about a week ago. no filter applied.
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TFW I’m rooting for the conspiracy crowd to stay strong
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
TFW I’m rooting for the conspiracy crowd to stay strong
if people really thought about what’s happening, it’d be all we talked and acted about. I feel like there’s a hurricane and the levee’s about to collapse and instead of folks evacuating and volunteer sandbag brigades, we’re all watching streaming shows and browsing Amazon to make our Xmas lists.
while we're all thinking about rapist pedophiles, the undermining of our constitutional democracy, war in the Caribbean, Sarah Kendzior's 3-day suspension, affordability, 3I/ATLAS, LEONARD BERNSTEIN, AI and spiraling, and whatever else ...
... we are MURDERING our own home.
... we are MURDERING our own home.
Make Oil Great Again? Even California drills as global climate action stalls.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
if people really thought about what’s happening, it’d be all we talked and acted about. I feel like there’s a hurricane and the levee’s about to collapse and instead of folks evacuating and volunteer sandbag brigades, we’re all watching streaming shows and browsing Amazon to make our Xmas lists.
currently angry with Edward Abbey for killing that rabbit.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
currently angry with Edward Abbey for killing that rabbit.