Lance Ellisor
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Lance Ellisor
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science & nature zealot, avid reader, dog lover, desert mountains and rainforest aficionado, paddler, Astros fan, songwriter, lead singer of a rock band.

Austin, Texas and Arenal, Costa Rica.

my band's music and links:
https://linktr.ee/battleshipdown
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me as a little boy, in southern Colorado.
life seemed so simple then.
finally captured one of the wily, noisy coyotes right behind my house
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Secretary of War Crimes
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
what do you suppose he’s dreaming about?
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
wow. okay, Megyn. if we weren't clear on your morality before, we are crystal now.
Megyn Kelly on alleged war crimes: "I really do kind of not only wanna see them killed in the water, whether they're on the boat or in the water, but I'd really like to see them suffer. I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so they lose a limb and bleed out."
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
more and more I’m seeing the fans-but-not-zombies getting fed up w him. it’s still not a ton of folks, but it may be enough.

anyway, I know the place. I’m headed that way next week and will try to grab a pic to share here.
Passed a roadside vintage vehicle place in Central Texas today that, for the last several years, has had an old Cesna painted TRUMP in the front. It has now been joined by a reader board saying "IDOLIZING A POLITICIAN IS LIKE FALLING IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER"

So somebody's in their feelings
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I think what upsets me the most about this is that it should be ‘whom’
Leavitt: "We must deport every illegal alien who Joe Biden allowed into this country."
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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movie idea: someone posts this, it goes viral, and the regime has to combat it … but then it really does happen and now they are stuck in an AI-based Dave/Weekend at Bernie’s.
maybe it has already happened. maybe he is already dead and everything we’re seeing and hearing is AI.

how would we know?
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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it’s important to remember that, as a whole, they are actually very stupid.

that truth comes with pros and cons, but it is the simple, obvious truth.
February 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
on my mother's 10th birthday, my grandparents gave her her first bicycle (a Schwinn, of course). granddad took this pic as she opened the door to see the surprise gift.

I love this photo so much.
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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today is Army Abolition Day in my adopted 2nd home of Costa Rica.

I know it's unrealistic, but it'd be a lot cooler if every country did this. you may call me a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

no armas, más paz.
December 2, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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Even the Nazis didn’t shoot shipwreck survivors.
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I love his white eyelashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
meet my son’s pup, Hopper
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
mega-accounts dunking on small accounts, blocking, image quoting, trumpeting the merits of blocking, and rallying their fans to do the same to that account … is the social media equivalent of running a leaf blower at 6am: just use a broom, man (ie block quietly and move on).
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
some gamecam captures over the past few nights. first up, a handsome buck.
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
this is an escalation
(1/3) Any document signed by Sleepy Joe Biden with the Autopen, which was approximately 92% of them, is hereby terminated, and of no further force or effect. The Autopen is not allowed to be used if approval is not specifically given by the President of the United
States. The
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
he is really every one of the golden ticket winners (except Charlie), isn’t he
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
movie idea: someone posts this, it goes viral, and the regime has to combat it … but then it really does happen and now they are stuck in an AI-based Dave/Weekend at Bernie’s.
maybe it has already happened. maybe he is already dead and everything we’re seeing and hearing is AI.

how would we know?
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
maybe it has already happened. maybe he is already dead and everything we’re seeing and hearing is AI.

how would we know?
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
our vegetarian* Thanksgiving menu

Italian pumpkin ravioli
eggplant meatballs in tomato sauce
apple & pecan arugula salad
focaccia bread
pear & pecan entremet
pumpkin cream cannoncini

all made from scratch, incl pasta.
she’s been working since Monday.

* wife is vegetarian; not I
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hambone the Explorer
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
four o clock blossom (one of many) on the trail behind my house. still open due to the overcast skies, I suppose.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
cannoncini with pumpkin pastry cream

this is the kind of amazing stuff you get when you’re married to a talented baker
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
my parents traveled to visit my son at his college town for Thanksgiving. he just sent me this text.
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
just received this email ad for a webinar.

America!
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM