Ellie Marney
@elliemarney.bsky.social
Aussie rural, NYT bestseller - people die in my books 💀 Feb 2026: NO ONE IS SAFE 💀 Here's the fun stuff: https://t.co/ujW6HqmgSi
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Ellie Marney
@elliemarney.bsky.social
· Jan 31
Going NEON for 2025 because wtf not
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I wrote a book that's basically Dexter meets The Bourne Identity in 1987 NYC, so if that's sufficiently intriguing, feel free to preorder
tinyurl.com/ycst2tny
tinyurl.com/ycst2tny
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I wrote a book that's basically Dexter meets The Bourne Identity in 1987 NYC, so if that's sufficiently intriguing, feel free to preorder
tinyurl.com/ycst2tny
tinyurl.com/ycst2tny
This is grim af
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This is grim af
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Vaccinating boys and girls. It works bitches.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Vaccinating boys and girls. It works bitches.
Graeme Turner was my professor during my undergraduate degree - he was a kind and generous teacher, always thoughtful and intelligent, with a lovely dry wit and a patient manner.
Vale, Professor Turner, I appreciated your guidance 🖤
Vale, Professor Turner, I appreciated your guidance 🖤
It is with deep sadness that we share the passing of Emeritus Professor Graeme Turner AO FAHA FQA — one of Australia’s most influential humanities scholars and a towering figure in the Academy’s history. humanities.org.au/our-communit...
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Graeme Turner was my professor during my undergraduate degree - he was a kind and generous teacher, always thoughtful and intelligent, with a lovely dry wit and a patient manner.
Vale, Professor Turner, I appreciated your guidance 🖤
Vale, Professor Turner, I appreciated your guidance 🖤
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Sam Altman's eyes get more stare-y and desperate with each new interview 💀
Exclusive: OpenAI has projected 220 million people will be paying for a basic ChatGPT subscription by 2030 as it follows Slack’s and Spotify’s business playbook.
Read more from Sri Muppidi 👇
https://thein.fo/4insfpg
Read more from Sri Muppidi 👇
https://thein.fo/4insfpg
OpenAI Projected at Least 220 Million People Will Pay for ChatGPT by 2030
To boost ChatGPT revenue, OpenAI is following a playbook enterprise apps Zoom and Slack have used to increase paid users. It’s hooking up most of its users—which now number more than 800 million—with ...
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November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sam Altman's eyes get more stare-y and desperate with each new interview 💀
If you enjoyed the Business Card scene in AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000), you will appreciate that there's a business card company in Washington state that will recreate the classic Patrick Bateman card to your specifications:
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The Patrick Bateman
Description We bit the bullet and recreated The Patrick Bateman business card from American Psycho. This card uses the same typeface as the original card, Garamond Classico Small Caps. We've written a...
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November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If you enjoyed the Business Card scene in AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000), you will appreciate that there's a business card company in Washington state that will recreate the classic Patrick Bateman card to your specifications:
hobancards.com/products/pat...
hobancards.com/products/pat...
Spent some time today contemplating how Jane Seymour was absolutely stunning in 1982's The Scarlet Pimpernel
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Spent some time today contemplating how Jane Seymour was absolutely stunning in 1982's The Scarlet Pimpernel
Vale, Udo Kier, you were a real one 🖤
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Vale, Udo Kier, you were a real one 🖤
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"The Adoration of Pan"
Johfra Bosschart, 1979
Johfra Bosschart, 1979
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
"The Adoration of Pan"
Johfra Bosschart, 1979
Johfra Bosschart, 1979
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
Shocked that I managed to get it together enough to send out newsletters this month, but here we are
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The Black Hand, vol.53
Crime writers who turned out to be murderers not me tho lol - as well as upcoming events, No One Is Safe updates, Singapore Writers Festival and more...
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November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Shocked that I managed to get it together enough to send out newsletters this month, but here we are
elliemarney.substack.com/p/the-black-...
elliemarney.substack.com/p/the-black-...
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Slept wrong and now it hurts if I turn my head: the middle-aged story
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Slept wrong and now it hurts if I turn my head: the middle-aged story
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
ARCs for NO ONE IS SAFE are away!
Fly free, little book 🖤 Hope your readers enjoy you!
Fly free, little book 🖤 Hope your readers enjoy you!
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
ARCs for NO ONE IS SAFE are away!
Fly free, little book 🖤 Hope your readers enjoy you!
Fly free, little book 🖤 Hope your readers enjoy you!
A good thread about writing, idea generation, and why some idiots think an AI prompt is half the battle
I've had a few 'what do you do' convs recently, and everyone on hearing I'm an author comes out with "so how do you come up with ideas?", just like every book or movie about a writer has them staring numbly into space because they don't have an idea for the next book. And look, that is Not It.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
A good thread about writing, idea generation, and why some idiots think an AI prompt is half the battle
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wow that's so beautiful liam hemsworth
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
wow that's so beautiful liam hemsworth
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How men feared women! she thought, walking among the late-flowering roses. Not as individuals, but women when they talked together, worked together, spoke up for one another - then men saw plots, cabals, constraints, traps being laid.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
How men feared women! she thought, walking among the late-flowering roses. Not as individuals, but women when they talked together, worked together, spoke up for one another - then men saw plots, cabals, constraints, traps being laid.
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Hello! I've just done my taxes and as always am gripped with both incipient poverty and existential dread. Can I interest you in a short collection CHOCK FULL of dread?
LONDON WEIRD is 0.99 on Amazon! www.amazon.co.uk/London-Weird...
LONDON WEIRD is 0.99 on Amazon! www.amazon.co.uk/London-Weird...
London Weird: a micro-collection
London Weird: a micro-collection eBook : Wilkes, AV: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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November 18, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Hello! I've just done my taxes and as always am gripped with both incipient poverty and existential dread. Can I interest you in a short collection CHOCK FULL of dread?
LONDON WEIRD is 0.99 on Amazon! www.amazon.co.uk/London-Weird...
LONDON WEIRD is 0.99 on Amazon! www.amazon.co.uk/London-Weird...
If I hear the words "too big to fail" one more time, I think I may burst a blood vessel 💀
news.bloombergtax.com/tax-insights...
news.bloombergtax.com/tax-insights...
OpenAI’s Tax Subsidy Efforts Amount to Silicon Valley Socialism
Opinion: OpenAI’s push to expand the CHIPS Act tax credit into a broad artificial intelligence infrastructure subsidy shows how the government, and by extension taxpayers, are already underwriting the...
news.bloombergtax.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
If I hear the words "too big to fail" one more time, I think I may burst a blood vessel 💀
news.bloombergtax.com/tax-insights...
news.bloombergtax.com/tax-insights...
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Sent to me by a friend
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Sent to me by a friend