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Ellie Marney
@elliemarney.bsky.social
Aussie rural, NYT bestseller - people die in my books 💀 Feb 2026: NO ONE IS SAFE 💀 Here's the fun stuff: https://t.co/ujW6HqmgSi
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Going NEON for 2025 because wtf not
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The good news just keeps on coming
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Research qtn:

In the US, what's it called when one resident in a tenement/apartment block has an "open door" party? (So everyone from the building can drop by?)
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Part 126 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg

Small sculpture of death with a bow made in 1520 Germany
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Today's song:
MANCHILD by Sabrina Carpenter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSug...
Sabrina Carpenter - Manchild (Official Video)
YouTube video by SabrinaCarpenterVEVO
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November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I wrote a book that's basically Dexter meets The Bourne Identity in 1987 NYC, so if that's sufficiently intriguing, feel free to preorder
tinyurl.com/ycst2tny
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Vaccinating boys and girls. It works bitches.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Graeme Turner was my professor during my undergraduate degree - he was a kind and generous teacher, always thoughtful and intelligent, with a lovely dry wit and a patient manner.

Vale, Professor Turner, I appreciated your guidance 🖤
It is with deep sadness that we share the passing of Emeritus Professor Graeme Turner AO FAHA FQA — one of Australia’s most influential humanities scholars and a towering figure in the Academy’s history. humanities.org.au/our-communit...
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Sam Altman's eyes get more stare-y and desperate with each new interview 💀
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If you enjoyed the Business Card scene in AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000), you will appreciate that there's a business card company in Washington state that will recreate the classic Patrick Bateman card to your specifications:
hobancards.com/products/pat...
The Patrick Bateman
Description We bit the bullet and recreated The Patrick Bateman business card from American Psycho. This card uses the same typeface as the original card, Garamond Classico Small Caps. We've written a...
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November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Spent some time today contemplating how Jane Seymour was absolutely stunning in 1982's The Scarlet Pimpernel
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Vale, Udo Kier, you were a real one 🖤
Rest in peace, dear weird king 💔
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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"The Adoration of Pan"
Johfra Bosschart, 1979
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Shocked that I managed to get it together enough to send out newsletters this month, but here we are
elliemarney.substack.com/p/the-black-...
The Black Hand, vol.53
Crime writers who turned out to be murderers not me tho lol - as well as upcoming events, No One Is Safe updates, Singapore Writers Festival and more...
elliemarney.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Slept wrong and now it hurts if I turn my head: the middle-aged story
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ARCs for NO ONE IS SAFE are away!
Fly free, little book 🖤 Hope your readers enjoy you!
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A good thread about writing, idea generation, and why some idiots think an AI prompt is half the battle
I've had a few 'what do you do' convs recently, and everyone on hearing I'm an author comes out with "so how do you come up with ideas?", just like every book or movie about a writer has them staring numbly into space because they don't have an idea for the next book. And look, that is Not It.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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wow that's so beautiful liam hemsworth
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM