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mean mugs and shoulder shrugs
Pinned
It's "psych," not "sike"
Why is Yahoo saying Auburn hired Alex Golech?
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Pat McAfee is "Why you hittin' yourself" in human form
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The lack of chocolate Christmas Tree cakes is somehow racist idk
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
DDMF
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My son has an 800 credit score and still his interest rate was like 10% with Wells Fargo. I told him to make his four payments then get his ass to Navy Fed
one of the least sympathetic microgenres of post is, "I financed an extremely expensive truck at fairly normal APRs and am paying HOW MUCH in interest?!"

my uncle is broke as shit in his 60s in large part from making this exact sort of decision multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I am ready to go beyond implication and say after reading the facts here that one of the most recognizable people working in the White House almost certainly had ICE arrest her nephew's mother as a favor to her brother
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Two Mickeys on this float what is happening
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Bluesky friends!
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My SIL doesn't mess around with turkey. That's homemade herb butter.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I moved to the south never realizing how interwoven the Catholic church is in towns of the Midwest, even as a Protestant. What do you mean you don't have Bingo at St. Joe's on Thursday nights? Where do you hold your class reunions or wedding receptions if you don't have a KC Hall?
The parts of Catholicism i like

The bones
the architecture
the outfits
the orders
The gold cup
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What was that, Kelvin?
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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TNT. Now.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Spoken by a man who's never had my bourbon chocolate pecan pie
I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When it's two days before a holiday and you get three (3) requests for emergency hearings
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I tried to call my mom on her birthday and she didn't answer for THREE HOURS. I was just about to call 9-1-1 when she answered my husband's call. Like WTF old woman?! You're not his mama!
Millennial children to Boomer Parents "be" like ... monitoring their movements within 60 feet is "not great"

but also
a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger at his eye
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger at his eye
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I can't believe us
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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After ignoring us for a decade, Tom Cotton showed up to an Arkansas farm in loafers and wrote an article. I know what it looks like when a farm dies. He doesn’t. He only “found” us because there’s a camera.

#arkansas #farmtok #tomcotton #farmcrisis
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
When Bruh says "Well, take me to court then."
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
*piqued you cretin
Men's romance fantasy novels are so interesting.
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM