Eliza Bennet
@elizabennet.bsky.social
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It should be illegal to name a baby Peggy especially if it’s in honour of a toxic dead great-great-granny, they’ve probably opened a portal into hell with that one #TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It should be illegal to name a baby Peggy especially if it’s in honour of a toxic dead great-great-granny, they’ve probably opened a portal into hell with that one #TheArchers
James is a wankspangle, Leonie - don’t go back #TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
James is a wankspangle, Leonie - don’t go back #TheArchers
Jakob offering random animal birthing facts to distract a woman in labour ought to be available on the NHS #TheArchers
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Jakob offering random animal birthing facts to distract a woman in labour ought to be available on the NHS #TheArchers
Hellqueen: Enough of this sexy farming talk Finlay, let’s hit the bunk beds #TheArchers
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hellqueen: Enough of this sexy farming talk Finlay, let’s hit the bunk beds #TheArchers
They’re still in Blackpool! Meanwhile with any luck Hellqueen is shagging a Scottish local in a bunk bed while Tony accidentally reels in the Loch Ness monster #TheArchers
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They’re still in Blackpool! Meanwhile with any luck Hellqueen is shagging a Scottish local in a bunk bed while Tony accidentally reels in the Loch Ness monster #TheArchers
My lovely Aunt Gardiner, who has led a *very* sheltered life as a farmer’s wife, went on a hen do in Blackpool and had a fabulous time in the gay clubs with a drag queen she made friends with in their guest house, maybe Justin can do the same #TheArchers
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My lovely Aunt Gardiner, who has led a *very* sheltered life as a farmer’s wife, went on a hen do in Blackpool and had a fabulous time in the gay clubs with a drag queen she made friends with in their guest house, maybe Justin can do the same #TheArchers
Can’t help but be impressed at how expertly Peggy is able to make her entire family utterly miserable even though she’s dead #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can’t help but be impressed at how expertly Peggy is able to make her entire family utterly miserable even though she’s dead #TheArchers
This holiday is going to be brilliant…for anyone who isn’t actually going #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This holiday is going to be brilliant…for anyone who isn’t actually going #TheArchers
Tom is such a patronising wanker #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Tom is such a patronising wanker #TheArchers
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For some, the first 48 hrs of 'flu are critical.
Call your GP or 111 for treatment if you receive an NHS 'flu vaccine based on risk, even if you have only been exposed.
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NEW CONCERNING FLU STRAINS FOR 2025 MEAN THE NHS FLU PLAN IS KICKING IN...
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FLU?
48HRS TO ACT...
You will qualify for antivirals if you are in a risk group:
Under 6 months
Pregnant
Over 65 years
Clinically Vulnerable
You don't need a positive test. Contact your GP or 111:
IF EXPOSED TO SOMEONE WITH FLU OR, YOU HAVE RESPIRATORY SYMPTOMS
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November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
For some, the first 48 hrs of 'flu are critical.
Call your GP or 111 for treatment if you receive an NHS 'flu vaccine based on risk, even if you have only been exposed.
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Call your GP or 111 for treatment if you receive an NHS 'flu vaccine based on risk, even if you have only been exposed.
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Being a better mum than Kate is a bar so low even a slug would struggle to limbo under it #TheArchers
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Being a better mum than Kate is a bar so low even a slug would struggle to limbo under it #TheArchers
Oooh. It’s a beaver episode. When everybody gets to say “beaver” at least twenty times. I do love #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oooh. It’s a beaver episode. When everybody gets to say “beaver” at least twenty times. I do love #TheArchers
I’ve been to Scotland with 4 adults in a Ford Fiesta, it took 14 hours and every time we stopped for a wee we had to unearth the back seat passengers from beneath a pile of charity shop jigsaw puzzles and a giant backpack, it was hell
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’ve been to Scotland with 4 adults in a Ford Fiesta, it took 14 hours and every time we stopped for a wee we had to unearth the back seat passengers from beneath a pile of charity shop jigsaw puzzles and a giant backpack, it was hell
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
Still better than a people carrier driven by Jakob
#TheArchers
There is a massive row going on here at Pemberley right now as to whether the blackbird currently in the garden is the regular blackbird (Malcolm) or a completely different blackbird
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
There is a massive row going on here at Pemberley right now as to whether the blackbird currently in the garden is the regular blackbird (Malcolm) or a completely different blackbird
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On #WorldVentil8Day we are reminding everyone:
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
On #WorldVentil8Day we are reminding everyone:
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
💨 Clean indoor air saves lives! 💨
Flu risks are high this year and ventilation, filtration, high-grade masks, and CO₂ levels still matter.
We are proud to be a founding supporter of
#WorldVentil8Day
Who is Veronica Chambers? Have we heard of Veronica Chambers before? #TheArchers
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Who is Veronica Chambers? Have we heard of Veronica Chambers before? #TheArchers
As I always suspected, the smell of Mankwold is too appalling even for Hellqueen herself #TheArchers
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
As I always suspected, the smell of Mankwold is too appalling even for Hellqueen herself #TheArchers
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'Vaccination continues to help protect against severe illness, hospitalisations and deaths arising from COVID-19,' according to @ukhsa.bsky.social, source: ukhsa.blog.gov.uk/2025/06/26/w...
So, please support this petition and share on your social media networks.
👉 www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
So, please support this petition and share on your social media networks.
👉 www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
'Vaccination continues to help protect against severe illness, hospitalisations and deaths arising from COVID-19,' according to @ukhsa.bsky.social, source: ukhsa.blog.gov.uk/2025/06/26/w...
So, please support this petition and share on your social media networks.
👉 www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
So, please support this petition and share on your social media networks.
👉 www.change.org/Make-Covid-V...
The rogue heifer is my new favourite character #TheArchers
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The rogue heifer is my new favourite character #TheArchers
The Esme thing is bonkers, it‘s just bonkers, honestly listening to #TheArchers at the moment is like trying to finish a crossword in Portuguese with a jumbo crayon while drinking a Benylin and brandy cocktail through a straw and hitting oneself repeatedly on the head with a giant potato
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Esme thing is bonkers, it‘s just bonkers, honestly listening to #TheArchers at the moment is like trying to finish a crossword in Portuguese with a jumbo crayon while drinking a Benylin and brandy cocktail through a straw and hitting oneself repeatedly on the head with a giant potato
For a proper happy Hallowe’en (Nos Galan Gaeaf hapus) what you need is Huw Chiswell singing Parti’r Ysbrydion (The Ghosts’ Party) on a video that looks as if it was recorded off someone’s nanna’s telly, through a window, in a heavy fog, in about 1982
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg4Z...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg4Z...
Parti'r Ysbrydion Huw Chiswell
YouTube video by Aberhenfelen
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October 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
For a proper happy Hallowe’en (Nos Galan Gaeaf hapus) what you need is Huw Chiswell singing Parti’r Ysbrydion (The Ghosts’ Party) on a video that looks as if it was recorded off someone’s nanna’s telly, through a window, in a heavy fog, in about 1982
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg4Z...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg4Z...
I don’t buy this “but I wanted to make a witch costume for Rosie” whinge from Pip, there’s no way she could be arsed, get yourself down to Asda where they’re doing them for four quid, they look quite good actually, I’d wear one if they did them in my size #TheArchers
October 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don’t buy this “but I wanted to make a witch costume for Rosie” whinge from Pip, there’s no way she could be arsed, get yourself down to Asda where they’re doing them for four quid, they look quite good actually, I’d wear one if they did them in my size #TheArchers
Spotted this little beauty on our morning walk, it's a ballerina waxcap and it's quite rare
I am turning into the sort of person who gets excited about fungi
I am turning into the sort of person who gets excited about fungi
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Spotted this little beauty on our morning walk, it's a ballerina waxcap and it's quite rare
I am turning into the sort of person who gets excited about fungi
I am turning into the sort of person who gets excited about fungi