Eliza Bennet
@elizabennet.bsky.social
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4. Bad Enoch is indeed awful but doesn’t have the self-awareness to know she’s finished.
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
4. Bad Enoch is indeed awful but doesn’t have the self-awareness to know she’s finished.
I don’t think Amber deserves George but I still don’t trust her and I don’t want her messing with our Brad
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don’t think Amber deserves George but I still don’t trust her and I don’t want her messing with our Brad
You’re clearly with Justin in the “seen one beaver, seen them all” camp
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You’re clearly with Justin in the “seen one beaver, seen them all” camp
What odds can I get on Stella reversing the tractor over Pip?
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What odds can I get on Stella reversing the tractor over Pip?
Only three seconds’ worth, mind
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Only three seconds’ worth, mind
I confess I’m not a sourdough fan but that looks fabulous
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I confess I’m not a sourdough fan but that looks fabulous
Oh ye of little faith, I’ve seen a proof copy and it goes a bit like this (but not as good)
Shakespeare was a man of wit
And on his shirt he had some buttons
One day while walking past St Paul’s
A lady grabbed him by the elbow
She said “You look a man of pluck
Come upstairs and have a ham sandwich”
Shakespeare was a man of wit
And on his shirt he had some buttons
One day while walking past St Paul’s
A lady grabbed him by the elbow
She said “You look a man of pluck
Come upstairs and have a ham sandwich”
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oh ye of little faith, I’ve seen a proof copy and it goes a bit like this (but not as good)
Shakespeare was a man of wit
And on his shirt he had some buttons
One day while walking past St Paul’s
A lady grabbed him by the elbow
She said “You look a man of pluck
Come upstairs and have a ham sandwich”
Shakespeare was a man of wit
And on his shirt he had some buttons
One day while walking past St Paul’s
A lady grabbed him by the elbow
She said “You look a man of pluck
Come upstairs and have a ham sandwich”
Tricky to wrap but totally worth a go
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Tricky to wrap but totally worth a go
I would advise attaching it to a brick or possibly a box of eggs
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I would advise attaching it to a brick or possibly a box of eggs
We were just having this exact conversation, do they have nothing else in there or are they Vince Casey with one of those walk-in jobs so you can just hang your pillow in amongst the pig carcasses?
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We were just having this exact conversation, do they have nothing else in there or are they Vince Casey with one of those walk-in jobs so you can just hang your pillow in amongst the pig carcasses?
Mine are dead so I would at least be guaranteed a peaceful week *and* I’d get my pick of the bunk beds
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Mine are dead so I would at least be guaranteed a peaceful week *and* I’d get my pick of the bunk beds
It’s odd, isn’t it? He seems to be somewhat lacking in charisma, but he’s a social media star of some kind for which you’d think he’d need some personality. More pertinently, his dancing isn’t all that.
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It’s odd, isn’t it? He seems to be somewhat lacking in charisma, but he’s a social media star of some kind for which you’d think he’d need some personality. More pertinently, his dancing isn’t all that.
Good morning! I enjoyed Strictly too, possibly the more so for knowing nobody would get the chop although I am very bored with George now
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Good morning! I enjoyed Strictly too, possibly the more so for knowing nobody would get the chop although I am very bored with George now
I found the same working in a school
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I found the same working in a school
It would be brilliant, every child their own unique combo
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It would be brilliant, every child their own unique combo
I owned this one, I must know every detail by heart, those shoes are more familiar than some of my own
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I owned this one, I must know every detail by heart, those shoes are more familiar than some of my own
Honestly schools don’t mind at all, they’re used to it
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Honestly schools don’t mind at all, they’re used to it
Oh god is he a portal into hell too
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh god is he a portal into hell too
Oh what a gorgeous gorgeous furry loveliness
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Oh what a gorgeous gorgeous furry loveliness
That was my favourite part too!
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
That was my favourite part too!
No, I go back just the 200 years or so
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
No, I go back just the 200 years or so
And of course the Victoria all those little Victorias were named after was actually an Alexandrina
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
And of course the Victoria all those little Victorias were named after was actually an Alexandrina