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Elise Epp
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She/her. Graphic designer with a passion for graphs, slow fashion, and more hobbies than I can count.
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The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I feel like such a mom. I was up late with a puking kid and up early with a screaming kid. (Kids in question: 🐈🐈‍⬛)
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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"Our AI platform can make music for you, giving you more time to do the things you love, like cleaning your baseboards."
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Trump voters: We hate the elites.

Also Trump voters: Ballroom? A diplomatic boon! Who will be the Secretary of Canapés?
October 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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‘Comma’ comes from the Greek ‘komma’ meaning “segment,” “clause,” from ‘koptein’ meaning “to cut.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Dust to dust. Just try to be good dust while you can.
June 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Nakba Day was last Thursday, 77 years since Israeli occupation, when my family were expelled from their home in Palestine

In some ways it kinda feels redundant this year, like who cares if it's 77 years or 76, 15th May or 23rd July

But it's important to remember this didn't start on 7th Oct 2023
May 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
LV’s logo pattern irritates me but this look is still 🔥
Doechii in Louis Vuitton at the Met Gala. A ton more red carpet looks later on our site. #MetGala
May 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Yes absolutely yes.
Lupita Nyong'o in Chanel at the Met Gala. A ton more red carpet looks later on our site. #MetGala
May 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Apparently people hate this?????
Andrew Scott in Giuliva Heritage at the Met Gala. A ton more red carpet looks later on our site. #MetGala
May 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
A few met gala faves
Ayo Edebiri in Ferragamo at the Met Gala. A ton more red carpet looks later on our site. #MetGala
May 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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This is where your Harry Potter money goes
jk rowling funded a case going before the supreme court that argues it should be legal to discriminate against and persecute trans ppl.

yet still we have to listen to ‘centrists’ claiming she isn’t bigoted she just has ‘a difference of opinion’.

no trans ppl have a voice in these proceedings.
April 16, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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That’s exactly it. People tend to look around to gauge how they should react to an event, like how whenever a fire alarm goes off people look to see if it’s a drill. Protesting tells people “this is an emergency, and you’re not alone if you want to fight.”
March 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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This fact might feel like a complete unknown, but there's no 'n' in 'restaurateur.'
March 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*
February 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Two things:
1) my birthday is coming up
2) my beloved Fashion Revolution Canada needs money

So I thought: what if I make my friends give me a birthday present by donating to creating a gentler world? You can do so here: donorbox.org/fashionrevol...
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February 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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(whispering)

“Live from the library, it’s Merriam-Webster!”
February 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In 2013, an episode of Project Runway aired in which Susan Sarandon learns that skorts exist and the judge who is a fashion mag editor exclaims "is it a short?! is it a skirt?!"
February 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Something pretty to break up the doom scroll: my new shirt and matching tie, finished yesterday. 👗
February 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My greatest misheard song lyric is Frank Sinatra singing “I Get a Kick Out of You.”

Real lyric: fighting vainly the old ennui
What I heard: fighting vainly the old and weak
February 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“I’m boycotting American companies! I’m only going to support CANADIAN billionaires!” is not the radical protest people seem to think it is. Loblaws is not a comrade.
February 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When I said I loved The Sound of Music, I meant Julie Andrews and the singing, not living next to a fascist state threatening invasion. There are too many streams for me to ford to get to Switzerland.
February 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Fascinating, but eek🫣:
This is a sewing pattern. It is also a page from a late 14th century manuscript that is one of two primary sources for an important Icelandic saga (Sturlunga saga), but that was probably not important to the 17th century person who really needed a sewing pattern.
#upcycling
January 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM