Eli
@eliastheguyas.bsky.social
Lover of Boston sports (especially ☘️) and 🍕. I also like other foods, I promise.
I'm still improving at this, believe it or not
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I'm still improving at this, believe it or not
it's fuck the lakers now and forever
LA Lakers Co-Owner’s Firm Linked to Proposed $80 Million ICE Warehouse Deal in Texas
The unwelcome facility would detain up to 9,500 people
meidasnews.com/news/la-lake...
The unwelcome facility would detain up to 9,500 people
meidasnews.com/news/la-lake...
LA Lakers Co-Owner’s Firm Linked to Proposed $80 Million ICE Warehouse Deal in Texas
The unwelcome facility would detain up to 9,500 people
meidasnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
it's fuck the lakers now and forever
Reposted by Eli
Guillotines are the moderate solution
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Guillotines are the moderate solution
Hit a PB on bench press today!! One of the lifts that takes the most effort from me to progress tbh. But I did the thing!
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Hit a PB on bench press today!! One of the lifts that takes the most effort from me to progress tbh. But I did the thing!
I've been thinking about this because I loved the show a ton and want to enjoy it more by understanding it better.
I'm going to seek out a version that has a translation so I can understand it better, and also look up some explainers.
It's okay to be entertained by things that don't cater to you.
I'm going to seek out a version that has a translation so I can understand it better, and also look up some explainers.
It's okay to be entertained by things that don't cater to you.
Stephen A. Smith liked Bad Bunny’s halftime show, but he thinks he would have liked it even more if some of the songs were in English.
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awfulannouncing.com/nfl/stephen-...
Stephen A. Smith: 'Would have been nice if some of the songs were in English'
Stephen A. Smith liked Bad Bunny’s halftime show, but he thinks he would have liked it even more if some of the songs were in English.
awfulannouncing.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I've been thinking about this because I loved the show a ton and want to enjoy it more by understanding it better.
I'm going to seek out a version that has a translation so I can understand it better, and also look up some explainers.
It's okay to be entertained by things that don't cater to you.
I'm going to seek out a version that has a translation so I can understand it better, and also look up some explainers.
It's okay to be entertained by things that don't cater to you.
Cooked up a pizza for my dad, who flew out to see me sing tomorrow night! Also cooked one for my wife and one for myself, the latter of which is the second pic and the former of which is not pictured.
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Cooked up a pizza for my dad, who flew out to see me sing tomorrow night! Also cooked one for my wife and one for myself, the latter of which is the second pic and the former of which is not pictured.
Omg actually it was multiple people 😭
Someone from a run club I go to bought tickets to my show tomorrow 🥹
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Omg actually it was multiple people 😭
Someone from a run club I go to bought tickets to my show tomorrow 🥹
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Someone from a run club I go to bought tickets to my show tomorrow 🥹
I'm really grateful for all my friends who share perspectives with me that are outside my own life experience. Being able to understand the world a little better outside your own head is really important.
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I'm really grateful for all my friends who share perspectives with me that are outside my own life experience. Being able to understand the world a little better outside your own head is really important.
Post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/Coy8Hoa1DNw?...
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/Coy8Hoa1DNw?...
Deadlifting on 3 hours of sleep
a cartoon of spongebob wearing glasses and a tie
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing glasses and a tie
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Deadlifting on 3 hours of sleep
That was a frustrating game to watch because Drake could not get anything going for the longest time. We knew the team had some obvious flaws, and they ended up being too big to overcome. Hopefully they get addressed this off-season.
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
That was a frustrating game to watch because Drake could not get anything going for the longest time. We knew the team had some obvious flaws, and they ended up being too big to overcome. Hopefully they get addressed this off-season.
Reposted by Eli
People on FB “why don’t you watch the other one” maybe cause I’d rather cut my dick off and use it as ear muffs than listen to that garbage 🤣
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
People on FB “why don’t you watch the other one” maybe cause I’d rather cut my dick off and use it as ear muffs than listen to that garbage 🤣
Hopefully this convinces Kraft that he won't win without forking over some cash this offseason
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Hopefully this convinces Kraft that he won't win without forking over some cash this offseason
Time for me to get off social media for a bit
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Time for me to get off social media for a bit
Henderson, the only part of the offense that's working right now
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Henderson, the only part of the offense that's working right now
my hope is that kenneth walker becomes kenneth stand still and not pick up any yardage-er
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
my hope is that kenneth walker becomes kenneth stand still and not pick up any yardage-er
NOOOO THIS COMMERCIAL
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
NOOOO THIS COMMERCIAL
Jesus fucking christ
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Jesus fucking christ
praying every seattle play from this point on is a turnover for a touchdown and every new england play is a touchdown
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
praying every seattle play from this point on is a turnover for a touchdown and every new england play is a touchdown
I remember what happened last time Lady Gaga performed at the super bowl...
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I remember what happened last time Lady Gaga performed at the super bowl...
This is actually a pretty dope halftime show. Had no idea what to expect but he's putting on a hell of a show!
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This is actually a pretty dope halftime show. Had no idea what to expect but he's putting on a hell of a show!