Eli
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right back at you my guy! we found our corner in the sky!
maybe its the fact that the world is so hostile and ugly right now that makes me appreciate the good things more, but i really feel extremely, deeply thankful for all the good shit in my life today
Fudge brownie ice cream 🤯
My singing teacher is doing a showcase and invited me to perform!!
this is just like michael cera -> jesse eisenberg -> andy samberg
hell yeah dude! i'd be proud to share the pork and napa dumpling recipe with ya.
I've been there! There's definitely a joy in getting better at a skill though. Hope he enjoys the journey!!
Man it looks incredible
YO!!! This looks delicious!
another great day in the books
- 3.5 miles at 11:34 pace (which is faster than I usually go!)
- deadlifted 295 for 2 sets of 6
- made a delicious pizza
- about to have really nice chocolate chip ice cream
- the breakfast sandwiches I prepped are actually really tasty
- my vocals are getting better!
Get these fucking secret police ads off my football
guys my wife started lifting with me not that long ago and now she's seeing her triceps develop and she's flexing all the time now it's so cute
the mac jones experience
jfyi this was diabolical
I've been really impressed with Luka Garza in his two preseason showings so far, but what's really wild is that his voice sounds like it's been pitch-shifted down.
Second band practice is in the books, time to start gigging 🤘
Can't wait for our second preseason game! Wish there was one tonight but oh well!
I'm seeing really good switching and communication on the defensive end, and good ball movement on the offensive end. Makes me happy regardless of the result.
Got the front desk guy at the gym with the updog joke today
I'm sorry but I get Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi confused sometimes
One of my favorite things about myself is that I can cook reasonably well. I may be on a cut / trying to hit macros but I can at least do that in a way that's fairly tasty and not mind-numbing!
Thank you my friend!