Luke
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Luke
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Who remembers during lockdown when call centre staff were all WFH? You’d be on the phone to Tracey at your energy supplier talking about your tariff and her Golden Retriever would be barking at the postman. Then you’d chat dogs before fixing your gas and electric for a year.
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I went to se Oasis yesterday. Do believe the hype. They were fantastic. Cast and Richard Ashcroft aren’t bad support acts either.
August 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’ll check that fact on Encarta ‘97.
Continuity announcers.
May 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I’m going to Sandy Balls today 👀
April 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Feel like @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social and I have discussed this program at some point in the past.
#OnThisDay 1990 : 35 years ago today, the first episode of Round The Twist was broadcast in the UK on Children's BBC.

It probably has one of the more memorable theme tunes out there and you can listen to it here : www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ...

#90s
April 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Had to pop into town for 2 things. Couldn’t find either of them. So… pub
April 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Is this you @bosd.bsky.social ?
My social media is FULL of women recording themselves practically naked through no fault of my own. Not because I'm actively looking for it, but because I can't stop myself reading the cringe comments from middle aged men complimenting them
April 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’m having a plant based dinner.
March 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just eaten a big bag of Twiglets. #Monday
March 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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This is class
March 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Newcastle City centre will be absolute carnage tonight. #carabaocupfinal
March 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Bagged some tickets to see Counting Crows. A band I’ve wanted to see live for years.
March 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
One of the most overused lies at work has to be ‘Sorry, not sure what happened there’. 99% of the time you are acutely aware of what happened there.
March 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Done some scribbling. Tell your mates
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March 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just had my first ever taste of Vimto. Taste sensation.
March 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m going to impose tariffs on meetings before 10am and after 4pm.
February 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Going for #pints later. On a Wednesday! #ThugLife
January 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I don’t think Spurs will make top 4 now.
January 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Before the networks get busy……

#happynewyear
December 31, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Happy Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 7:33 AM
I believe in Father Christmas by Greg Lake is the best Christmas tune. Don’t @ me.
December 15, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Neighbourhood watch
April 19, 2024 at 8:15 AM
This morning I managed to convince my 3 year old that it was a good idea to save opening his advent calendar until after nursery. I should be a police negotiator.
December 2, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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I bet there's a good story behind that gaffer tape.
November 26, 2024 at 11:48 AM