kels 💖
eiloemorts.bsky.social
kels 💖
@eiloemorts.bsky.social
unsettling amount of side boob
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oopsie, accidentally experienced a thought
May 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i love reading books!!!! i am literate!!!!!
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i was built for a lavender marriage
April 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
does anyone want to give me $7000 for invisalign please
February 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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its soooo crazy that im the most hideous hag on earth until i wash and style my hair, after which i become a character i call “mrs beautiful”
January 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i’m still waiting for an even darker mode because why is my almost completely black screen still blinding me at night
January 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
that’s what they want you to think, i’ll beat capitalism by running this thing with me to my grave
Your phone isn’t even gonna last the next 4 years
January 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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"The Chinese government will have your information."
Oh no, what are they gonna do? Spy on me without a warrant? Use my location data to charge me for paying for an abortion? Bring racketeering charges against me for protesting a facility where cops train to shoot civilians? Sounds scary.
January 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
the world if landlords would do their job and keep properties clean, livable, and affordable for their community
January 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
99 followers but i’m just one bitch or however it goes
January 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
how does one make 1000 more dollars per month without waiting tables or selling bodily fluids
January 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i love opening all my apps before bed
January 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
the way i asked for bot followers and they really came through today 🙏 god is good
January 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
where are *my* beautiful bot followers 😔 smh
January 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i have to be on here to keep the reasonably chill to fucking dork ratio up, it’s my duty as an american
January 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Leslie Pardew, 1988
January 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Time to enjoy my dumb assed dreams
January 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
roller skating goes hard as hell
January 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
has to superglue my pop socket to my broken two-month-old phone case, this is what capitalism is all about
December 31, 2024 at 4:33 AM
being a single lesbian is like being lost at sea
December 30, 2024 at 12:44 AM
need an even darker mode where my phone just starts killing people
December 28, 2024 at 5:38 AM
i can’t write anything on my apple keyboard anymore. the buttons are weird and assume what i’m trying to say because of woke
December 28, 2024 at 5:07 AM
you’ve heard of tiny desk,
now get ready for comically large desk that makes the band look like ants
December 28, 2024 at 5:06 AM
too much mac n cheese: a christmas story
December 26, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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when cats curl up so much their faces go upside down rt if you agree
December 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM