kels 💖
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unsettling amount of side boob
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oopsie, accidentally experienced a thought
May 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
oopsie, accidentally experienced a thought
i love reading books!!!! i am literate!!!!!
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i love reading books!!!! i am literate!!!!!
i was built for a lavender marriage
April 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
i was built for a lavender marriage
does anyone want to give me $7000 for invisalign please
February 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
does anyone want to give me $7000 for invisalign please
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its soooo crazy that im the most hideous hag on earth until i wash and style my hair, after which i become a character i call “mrs beautiful”
January 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
its soooo crazy that im the most hideous hag on earth until i wash and style my hair, after which i become a character i call “mrs beautiful”
i’m still waiting for an even darker mode because why is my almost completely black screen still blinding me at night
January 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i’m still waiting for an even darker mode because why is my almost completely black screen still blinding me at night
that’s what they want you to think, i’ll beat capitalism by running this thing with me to my grave
Your phone isn’t even gonna last the next 4 years
January 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
that’s what they want you to think, i’ll beat capitalism by running this thing with me to my grave
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"The Chinese government will have your information."
Oh no, what are they gonna do? Spy on me without a warrant? Use my location data to charge me for paying for an abortion? Bring racketeering charges against me for protesting a facility where cops train to shoot civilians? Sounds scary.
Oh no, what are they gonna do? Spy on me without a warrant? Use my location data to charge me for paying for an abortion? Bring racketeering charges against me for protesting a facility where cops train to shoot civilians? Sounds scary.
January 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"The Chinese government will have your information."
Oh no, what are they gonna do? Spy on me without a warrant? Use my location data to charge me for paying for an abortion? Bring racketeering charges against me for protesting a facility where cops train to shoot civilians? Sounds scary.
Oh no, what are they gonna do? Spy on me without a warrant? Use my location data to charge me for paying for an abortion? Bring racketeering charges against me for protesting a facility where cops train to shoot civilians? Sounds scary.
the world if landlords would do their job and keep properties clean, livable, and affordable for their community
January 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the world if landlords would do their job and keep properties clean, livable, and affordable for their community
99 followers but i’m just one bitch or however it goes
January 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
99 followers but i’m just one bitch or however it goes
how does one make 1000 more dollars per month without waiting tables or selling bodily fluids
January 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
how does one make 1000 more dollars per month without waiting tables or selling bodily fluids
i love opening all my apps before bed
January 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i love opening all my apps before bed
the way i asked for bot followers and they really came through today 🙏 god is good
January 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
the way i asked for bot followers and they really came through today 🙏 god is good
where are *my* beautiful bot followers 😔 smh
January 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
where are *my* beautiful bot followers 😔 smh
i have to be on here to keep the reasonably chill to fucking dork ratio up, it’s my duty as an american
January 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
i have to be on here to keep the reasonably chill to fucking dork ratio up, it’s my duty as an american
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Leslie Pardew, 1988
January 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Leslie Pardew, 1988
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Time to enjoy my dumb assed dreams
January 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Time to enjoy my dumb assed dreams
roller skating goes hard as hell
January 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
roller skating goes hard as hell
has to superglue my pop socket to my broken two-month-old phone case, this is what capitalism is all about
December 31, 2024 at 4:33 AM
has to superglue my pop socket to my broken two-month-old phone case, this is what capitalism is all about
being a single lesbian is like being lost at sea
December 30, 2024 at 12:44 AM
being a single lesbian is like being lost at sea
need an even darker mode where my phone just starts killing people
December 28, 2024 at 5:38 AM
need an even darker mode where my phone just starts killing people
i can’t write anything on my apple keyboard anymore. the buttons are weird and assume what i’m trying to say because of woke
December 28, 2024 at 5:07 AM
i can’t write anything on my apple keyboard anymore. the buttons are weird and assume what i’m trying to say because of woke
you’ve heard of tiny desk,
now get ready for comically large desk that makes the band look like ants
now get ready for comically large desk that makes the band look like ants
December 28, 2024 at 5:06 AM
you’ve heard of tiny desk,
now get ready for comically large desk that makes the band look like ants
now get ready for comically large desk that makes the band look like ants
too much mac n cheese: a christmas story
December 26, 2024 at 4:22 AM
too much mac n cheese: a christmas story
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when cats curl up so much their faces go upside down rt if you agree
December 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM
when cats curl up so much their faces go upside down rt if you agree