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went to get a copy of "how to hide an empire" and stumbled across this instabuy
one thing that sucks about living in the north of melbourne is that the banh mi's suck. there's good food here but your only choice for a banh mi is lukes and they're too wet
February 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Let's remember Judith Collins for that time Danyl performed the Voight-Kampff test on her to prove it was actually her running her Twitter account.
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 AM
the nats leaving shadow cabinet finally lets some of the backbench libs move into the spotlight to shine. here's a few of the new faces:
- racist small business owner
- small business owner (racist)
- free market fanatic (owns a racist small business)
- sock with face drawn on (leadership potential)
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 AM
carney has drunk a fuckload of red cordial and decided to simply end the rules based world order as a farce. love to see it
January 20, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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mark carney's speech at davos: i have never seen a politician speak this way in my lifetime. you can see the world order shifting in real time
January 20, 2026 at 10:24 PM
saw a takeaway place that advertised their dim sims by cutting them in half and showing the cross section. in the politest way possible: what the fuck is your problem?
January 19, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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Imagine having the entire news media, the entire opposition and a bunch of former Olympians attacking you literally non-stop for a month, and the outcome is a poll which matches your 2025 election landslide. #auspol #newspoll
January 18, 2026 at 10:53 AM
first day back on the low gluten diet, had a toastie from a cafe with gluten free bread. it was only largely inedible rather than completely inedible which seems like a step in the right direction
January 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
any wallet recommendations? i have come to terms with the fact mine is gone and now i am open to being hurt again
January 11, 2026 at 9:13 AM
few things have improved my quality of life more than getting my sleep schedule in order
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 AM
comedy option: maduro is found not guilty in court
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
venezuela is being invaded by the US and abc news is showing a documentary about a bamboo bike. surely at a certain point you can cut into this
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 AM
if you're a bigger guy and want to buy clothes, there are a few choices:
- clothes that make you look like a shithead (lowes)
- clothes that make you look like a manchild (kmart/big w)
- clothes that make you look like a mormon (too many to count)
- clothes that do not fit
January 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
who called it “barn full of cows that have mad cow disease” and not “cow-loon walled city”
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
making a new website where perverts can meet each other called kinkedin.com. you can post about... god this is not a good joke
December 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
imagine getting sent over to the midwife and someone else gets sent to the goodwife
December 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
if i have to age verify i think i will probably stop using this platform
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
SECONDS BEFORE THE INVENTION OF PEZ: what am i going to do with all of this slightly orange flavoured chalk?
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
something i apparently missed is that the price per weight of berocca is roughly equivalent to gold
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
cloudflare down so what
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
god there's really nothing like a cool change hitting before you expect it
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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It's become normal now for high-level political figures to argue that an entire generation was brainwashed through fake videos into mass anti-Israel political mobilization by TikTok. Complete conspiracy thinking, rooted in zero evidence, based on nothing
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
flounder has an unpleasant alec baldwin vibe
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM