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l'homme de terre
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app developer, art appreciator, friend to all cats
oh you went to a private school? honestly don't know how you function around the rest of us, i am awed to be in your presence
February 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
cagers lust for cyclist deaths
February 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
after revealing their disdain for captain sensible's greatest hit, this wot hater's in hot water
February 17, 2026 at 7:15 AM
thinking of becoming an IS bride
February 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i wish we had a term to differentiate unregistered electric motorbikes (illegal, dangerous, extremely prevalent for some reason) from regular e-bikes (capped at 25km/h, pedal assist, legal, regulated) because i love riding my e-bike and detest the trend of electric hooning happening these days
February 15, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months
Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Please, Mr. Opening-Line-From-Classic-Novels was my father. Call me Ishmael.
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 AM
i'm always surprised when people aren't introspective, simply because i'm so neurotic that if i wasn't constantly interrogating how i'm feeling i would be (more) unbearable to be around
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
escape room that makes people learn and decipher regular expressions
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 AM
i was cycling in the bike lane at 25km/h when some guy on one of those illegal ass scooters zoomed past me at 60km/h. if you're going to do the speed limit, maybe get out of my protected lane and ride in the road with the rest of the high speed vehicles
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 AM
i don't understand how anyone's response to being asked to repeat deficient work is to spitefully do it worse. like surely that's not going to make the situation any better
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 AM
kafka wasn't writing fiction, he was writing about working in australian corporate retail
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
for the first time in years, my team finally has as many women on it as it has men named tim
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
starting a list of forbidden spoons
February 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM
it sucks that the perverse pleasure of inflicting suffering doesn't have nearly as much of a dopamine reward as the warm feeling of spreading joy and happiness
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 AM
weird way to announce your new last name
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
fondly remembering sleepovers in the 00s when your friends would read your msn messenger logs while you slept and get mad at you for what you said about them to someone else, and then you would have to apologise to them and talk them down despite them going through your shit
January 26, 2026 at 3:55 AM
i like my neighbour but she has the worst taste in music. every song sounds like a cat being tortured
January 23, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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the nats leaving shadow cabinet finally lets some of the backbench libs move into the spotlight to shine. here's a few of the new faces:
- racist small business owner
- small business owner (racist)
- free market fanatic (owns a racist small business)
- sock with face drawn on (leadership potential)
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 AM
i have to assume that people who like a sunday roast have simply not had any other meals on sunday
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 AM
@grass.bsky.social does making your coffee the night before cause it to lose any flavour? or is it still good
January 21, 2026 at 12:09 PM
mark carney's speech at davos: i have never seen a politician speak this way in my lifetime. you can see the world order shifting in real time
January 20, 2026 at 10:24 PM
i thought having the ability to go back in time five minutes would be the best thing to wish for, but it turns out when you un-open the box with the cat in it, it goes back to being both dead and alive at the same time, and you can no longer reliably determine what will happen if you reopen the box
January 20, 2026 at 12:58 PM