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Based on analysis of years of revenues, losses and funding, since 2023, OpenAI has taken in $28.6bn in cash and had $13.7bn in losses.

However, reports say OpenAI ended 1H 2025 with $9.6bn in cash - suggesting OpenAI's losses are billions higher than reported.

www.wheresyoured.at/where-is-ope...
Where Is OpenAI's Money Going?
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - Song For The Dead Editor's Note: The original piece had a mathematical error around burnrate, it's been fixed. A few days ago, Sam Altman said that OpenAI’s rev...
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Amazon just sued one of the largest power companies in Oregon after it failed to power up two data center (one without enough power and one with no power at all) campuses that were meant to be ready *in 2021*. Sure hope this isn't an industry wide problem!
www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/amaz...
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
please stop sending me this story, i have been sent it 25+ times, @parismarx.com covered it before Australia decided to threaten Microsoft, but there's nothing much more to add other than "yep"
disconnect.blog/ive-had-it-w...
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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A useful model for "AI agents" is that they're the current excuse meme for AI. They're not a thing that works at all, now or in the fabulous future. But they're *such* good material for hypecrafting.
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Reposted by Ed Zitron
NEW: Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn ruling that legalized gay marriage:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn same-sex marriage ruling
The court turned away an appeal filed by Kim Davis, a former county clerk in Kentucky who was sued after refusing to issue a marriage license to a gay couple.
www.nbcnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You need to use a VPN, but Arte TV did an entire studio quality professionally shot version of the incredible orchestral Queens of the Stone Age concert. It really is amazing, unbelievable quality.
www.arte.tv/en/videos/12...
Queens of the Stone Age - Baloise Session 2025 - Watch the full programme | ARTE Concert
After electrifying the Paris rock scene with their ‘Alive In The Catacombs’ concert in 2024, Queens of the Stone Age are coming to Switzerland. Josh Homme's band revealed a new side to themselves in t...
www.arte.tv
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Reposted by Ed Zitron
Based on analysis of years of revenues, losses and funding, since 2023, OpenAI has taken in $28.6bn in cash and had $13.7bn in losses.

However, reports say OpenAI ended 1H 2025 with $9.6bn in cash - suggesting OpenAI's losses are billions higher than reported.

www.wheresyoured.at/where-is-ope...
Where Is OpenAI's Money Going?
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - Song For The Dead Editor's Note: The original piece had a mathematical error around burnrate, it's been fixed. A few days ago, Sam Altman said that OpenAI’s rev...
www.wheresyoured.at
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Reposted by Ed Zitron
Meta earns $3.5 billion every six months from showing Faceboon and Instagram users 15 billion “higher legal risk” scam ad impressions a day, internal documents state.

That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Being in the nfl sucks. You score a touchdown and everybody hits you in the helmet. Shouldn’t they be celebrating?
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by Ed Zitron
Forgot to mention this is a premium newsletter, so please do subscribe, I work very hard on them and they're all thousands and thousands of words, every single week. I've missed one Premium newsletter since June.
Based on analysis of years of revenues, losses and funding, since 2023, OpenAI has taken in $28.6bn in cash and had $13.7bn in losses.

However, reports say OpenAI ended 1H 2025 with $9.6bn in cash - suggesting OpenAI's losses are billions higher than reported.

www.wheresyoured.at/where-is-ope...
Where Is OpenAI's Money Going?
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - Song For The Dead Editor's Note: The original piece had a mathematical error around burnrate, it's been fixed. A few days ago, Sam Altman said that OpenAI’s rev...
www.wheresyoured.at
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Reposted by Ed Zitron
open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...

Wrote about Zohran, being burned too many times to feel hopeful, and how moving through that can lead to something more sustainable: faith.
It's ok to be Hopeless
On elections, fear, swapping out hope with faith
open.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The G-Man is how it would sound if you read out Cam Newton’s instagram posts phonetically
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Absentmindedly walked up to the toilet door at the bar and said “toilet?” as I checked if the toilet door was locked. I turned around and a guy was just staring at me
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The premium this week is the precursor to something I'm working on coming out in the next week or two (which will be free). But one thing I can't stop thinking about - how has nobody else simply added up all the funding and revenues and costs? Hell, I should've done it months ago.
In an analysis of OpenAI's costs, revenues and funding from 2023 to 1H 2025, it raised $28.6bn in cash ($10bn rev included), and had $13.7bn in cash losses.

Reports say OpenAI ended 1H 2025 with $9.6bn. It should have $14.9bn in cash. There's a $4.1bn+ hole.
www.wheresyoured.at/where-is-ope...
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
every single person booing or jeering here should have tomatoes thrown at them
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
this feels like a picture custom-built for somebody to epic-post off of but nevertheless, putting aside the cross-dressing scene or what have you, FF7 (a game I love) had tons of bugs
“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
this joke was so funny for like two hours then became one of the most agonizing, over-discussed bits of all time
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Turns out Clammy Sam Altman actually did request help federal assistance for building data centers in a letter sent last week to the US government, specifically saying that the CHIPS act investment credit should apply to power, GPUs and data center construction.
cdn.openai.com/pdf/21b88bb5...
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Forgot to mention this is a premium newsletter, so please do subscribe, I work very hard on them and they're all thousands and thousands of words, every single week. I've missed one Premium newsletter since June.
Based on analysis of years of revenues, losses and funding, since 2023, OpenAI has taken in $28.6bn in cash and had $13.7bn in losses.

However, reports say OpenAI ended 1H 2025 with $9.6bn in cash - suggesting OpenAI's losses are billions higher than reported.

www.wheresyoured.at/where-is-ope...
Where Is OpenAI's Money Going?
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - Song For The Dead Editor's Note: The original piece had a mathematical error around burnrate, it's been fixed. A few days ago, Sam Altman said that OpenAI’s rev...
www.wheresyoured.at
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Reposted by Ed Zitron
In an analysis of OpenAI's costs, revenues and funding from 2023 to 1H 2025, it raised $28.6bn in cash ($10bn rev included), and had $13.7bn in cash losses.

Reports say OpenAI ended 1H 2025 with $9.6bn. It should have $14.9bn in cash. There's a $4.1bn+ hole.
www.wheresyoured.at/where-is-ope...
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Reposted by Ed Zitron
This is a dense read but it makes a point that’s easy to understand: all the super expensive models OpenAI gives to you for free or at a loss are…probably as expensive to run as it seemed, so much so they are likely fudging their self reported numbers.
Based on analysis of years of revenues, losses and funding, since 2023, OpenAI has taken in $28.6bn in cash and had $13.7bn in losses.

However, reports say OpenAI ended 1H 2025 with $9.6bn in cash - suggesting OpenAI's losses are billions higher than reported.

www.wheresyoured.at/where-is-ope...
Where Is OpenAI's Money Going?
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - Song For The Dead Editor's Note: The original piece had a mathematical error around burnrate, it's been fixed. A few days ago, Sam Altman said that OpenAI’s rev...
www.wheresyoured.at
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Based on analysis of years of revenues, losses and funding, since 2023, OpenAI has taken in $28.6bn in cash and had $13.7bn in losses.

However, reports say OpenAI ended 1H 2025 with $9.6bn in cash - suggesting OpenAI's losses are billions higher than reported.

www.wheresyoured.at/where-is-ope...
Where Is OpenAI's Money Going?
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - Song For The Dead Editor's Note: The original piece had a mathematical error around burnrate, it's been fixed. A few days ago, Sam Altman said that OpenAI’s rev...
www.wheresyoured.at
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Reposted by Ed Zitron
Here’s this week’s Better Offline monologue. I talk about OpenAI hinting they’d want a federal backstop for data center loans, NVIDIA’s weird, desperate post about China, and my deep suspicion about OpenAI’s leaked numbers.

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Linktr.ee/betteroffline
Monologue: AI's Desperation Era
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · 11/07/2025 · Bonus · 7m
podcasts.apple.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM