Erik the Rural Juror
@edoggthered.bsky.social
If you can’t tell whether or not I’m joking, I probably am.
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I wonder what previously unimaginable thing will happen today?
Anyone who follows me on here knows this is what I was expecting.
Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
December 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Anyone who follows me on here knows this is what I was expecting.
From left to right:
Chorus
Overdrive
Compression
Reverb
Chorus
Overdrive
Compression
Reverb
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
From left to right:
Chorus
Overdrive
Compression
Reverb
Chorus
Overdrive
Compression
Reverb
And if you're MAGA, you can make a donation in a friend's name to The Inhuman Fund - it's money for Trump.
I’m making donations in everyone’s name to The Human Fund.
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
And if you're MAGA, you can make a donation in a friend's name to The Inhuman Fund - it's money for Trump.
A last-minute gift idea for just about anyone is to give them today, for it is the present.
December 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A last-minute gift idea for just about anyone is to give them today, for it is the present.
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support independent media. idk what else to say right now.
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
support independent media. idk what else to say right now.
[me, smelling a bad smell at the gym] “Ooo - bring in da noise, bring in da funk!”
December 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
[me, smelling a bad smell at the gym] “Ooo - bring in da noise, bring in da funk!”
So it wasn't just my mom doing this.
December 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So it wasn't just my mom doing this.
I can envision a future where NATO Article 5 will have been invoked twice - one to defend the United States and one to defend from the United States.
Maybe one of the new MAGA patriotic cheerleader Pentagon reporters can check their sources for us and do a story.
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I can envision a future where NATO Article 5 will have been invoked twice - one to defend the United States and one to defend from the United States.
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If I know anything, they'll fuck up the redactions and miss something big, because they are lazy and they are dumb.
December 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If I know anything, they'll fuck up the redactions and miss something big, because they are lazy and they are dumb.
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We will never be able to put our country back together until we prosecute those who are breaking the law multiple times a day. It’s what should have happened four years ago and it is a huge part of the reason we are in this mess today.
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
We will never be able to put our country back together until we prosecute those who are breaking the law multiple times a day. It’s what should have happened four years ago and it is a huge part of the reason we are in this mess today.
Name a fictional character you believe would appear on the Epstein list.
legitimately by accident tho
legitimately by accident tho
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Name a fictional character you believe would appear on the Epstein list.
legitimately by accident tho
legitimately by accident tho
They could run this like an auction. I’d pay a couple grand towards the national debt to tear his fucking name off a facade!
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
They could run this like an auction. I’d pay a couple grand towards the national debt to tear his fucking name off a facade!
Donald Trump is everything your teachers, coaches, and parents worked very hard to make sure you wouldn't be.
(paraphrased from @stevegorman.bsky.social's instagram)
(paraphrased from @stevegorman.bsky.social's instagram)
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Donald Trump is everything your teachers, coaches, and parents worked very hard to make sure you wouldn't be.
(paraphrased from @stevegorman.bsky.social's instagram)
(paraphrased from @stevegorman.bsky.social's instagram)
This headline delights me.
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This headline delights me.
Remember when spam posts would regularly go around on Facebook saying they were going to start charging for it?
Facebook is testing a monthly $14.99 subscription, and telling users they need to subscribe if they want to post more than 2 links a month.
techcrunch.com/2025/12/17/f...
techcrunch.com/2025/12/17/f...
Facebook is testing a link-posting limit for professional accounts and pages | TechCrunch
Meta said that the test impacts professional accounts and pages on Facebook.
techcrunch.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Remember when spam posts would regularly go around on Facebook saying they were going to start charging for it?
I always tell my family that Reddit is a great source of information from real people with real experiences and I guess the FBI just learned that as well.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/19/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/19/u...
How investigators zeroed in on the Brown University shooting suspect and linked him to the killing of an MIT professor | CNN
Five days after an extensive manhunt began, law enforcement closed in on the Brown University shooting suspect after the emergence of apparent ties between the attack Saturday at the Providence, Rhode...
www.cnn.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I always tell my family that Reddit is a great source of information from real people with real experiences and I guess the FBI just learned that as well.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/19/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/19/u...
It's like Larry Ellison and Elon Musk are battling to be the great Bond Villain of the twenty-first century.
oracle's continued spending spree is kind of nuts
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — TikTok signs deal to sell US unit to American investors, including Oracle, Silver Lake.
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's like Larry Ellison and Elon Musk are battling to be the great Bond Villain of the twenty-first century.
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ABC News is reporting there’s a warrant for the arrest of a suspect in the Brown U. shooting.
abcnews.go.com/US/brown-mas...
abcnews.go.com/US/brown-mas...
Possible suspect identified in Brown shooting; attack may be linked to MIT murder: Sources
Law enforcement officials have identified a possible suspect in connection with the mass shooting at Brown University and have issued a warrant.
abcnews.go.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ABC News is reporting there’s a warrant for the arrest of a suspect in the Brown U. shooting.
abcnews.go.com/US/brown-mas...
abcnews.go.com/US/brown-mas...
It just occurred to me that many musicians have likely already written celebratory anthems that will drop on all streaming platforms as soon as it happens.
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It just occurred to me that many musicians have likely already written celebratory anthems that will drop on all streaming platforms as soon as it happens.
So did that literal airing of grievances mark the start of Festivus?
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
So did that literal airing of grievances mark the start of Festivus?
We always knew none of this would end well. The only real question was *how* it wouldn’t end well.
December 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We always knew none of this would end well. The only real question was *how* it wouldn’t end well.
So do we have to refer to Trump as El Conquistador from now on?
December 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
So do we have to refer to Trump as El Conquistador from now on?
Should we spend money on curing cancer or on researching whether Lyme disease was bioengineered?
RFK, Jr.–Backed Lyme Disease Conspiracy Theory May Be Probed under New Bill
www.scientificamerican.com/article/rfk-...
President Donald Trump is expected to sign a defense bill this week that orders an investigation into whether the U.S. military bioengineered Lyme disease
www.scientificamerican.com/article/rfk-...
President Donald Trump is expected to sign a defense bill this week that orders an investigation into whether the U.S. military bioengineered Lyme disease
RFK, Jr.–Backed Lyme Disease Conspiracy Theory May Be Probed under New Bill
President Donald Trump is expected to sign a defense bill this week that orders an investigation into whether the U.S. military bioengineered Lyme disease
www.scientificamerican.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Should we spend money on curing cancer or on researching whether Lyme disease was bioengineered?