Erik the Rural Juror
@edoggthered.bsky.social
If you can’t tell whether or not I’m joking, I probably am.
more like it remains in bimbo amirite
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
more like it remains in bimbo amirite
Anyways I guess I hope airline pilots are all on truth social so they can be kept up to date on to where they might get shot down. But I also kinda hope there are no airline pilots on truth social so that they're not racist idiots. I guess it's pretty nuanced.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Anyways I guess I hope airline pilots are all on truth social so they can be kept up to date on to where they might get shot down. But I also kinda hope there are no airline pilots on truth social so that they're not racist idiots. I guess it's pretty nuanced.
I'm not sure as all I have that's battery powered is a lower-powered shovel that isn't great. That said, I have a corded electric snowblower that works well, though the cord is obviously a hassle. There's no maintenance required and it's light enough to hang on a hook on the wall of your garage.
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm not sure as all I have that's battery powered is a lower-powered shovel that isn't great. That said, I have a corded electric snowblower that works well, though the cord is obviously a hassle. There's no maintenance required and it's light enough to hang on a hook on the wall of your garage.
The $265k is the potential *total* value of *all* pension payments to her over the course of her life, which begin at age 62, in the amount of $8,717 per year.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The $265k is the potential *total* value of *all* pension payments to her over the course of her life, which begin at age 62, in the amount of $8,717 per year.
We haven’t missed the French Bulldog balloon, have we? Wilbur is looking forward to seeing some representation.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We haven’t missed the French Bulldog balloon, have we? Wilbur is looking forward to seeing some representation.
Surprised by the booker prize finalist part but not the “and more” part.
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Surprised by the booker prize finalist part but not the “and more” part.
Oh, I see what it is. Hegseth memorized bible verses instead of learning to camp, hike, cook, climb, swim, sail, canoe, provide first aid, use a bow and arrow, start a fire without a match, gain leadership skills, travel all over the country and have crazy adventures etc.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Oh, I see what it is. Hegseth memorized bible verses instead of learning to camp, hike, cook, climb, swim, sail, canoe, provide first aid, use a bow and arrow, start a fire without a match, gain leadership skills, travel all over the country and have crazy adventures etc.
This seems like an impressive stat:
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This seems like an impressive stat:
It is quite fucking literally a "meritocracy" based on literal fucking merit badges that have to be earned. Scouts have to sit before review boards before promotions to hold them accountable and maintain high standards.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It is quite fucking literally a "meritocracy" based on literal fucking merit badges that have to be earned. Scouts have to sit before review boards before promotions to hold them accountable and maintain high standards.
I continue to be surprised how his super bizarre appearance is just...not ever discussed.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I continue to be surprised how his super bizarre appearance is just...not ever discussed.
Civility for me, not for thee.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Civility for me, not for thee.
Same but with this one too.
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Same but with this one too.
Reagan happened. It’s always Ronald Reagan.
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Reagan happened. It’s always Ronald Reagan.
Oh, did they ruin the workplace maybe?
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Oh, did they ruin the workplace maybe?
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I had the wrong blonde saying it but was about correct with my prediction yesterday.
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I had the wrong blonde saying it but was about correct with my prediction yesterday.
DiD sYdnEy SwEEnY rUiN tHe mOVieS?
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
DiD sYdnEy SwEEnY rUiN tHe mOVieS?
For Morrissey, too.
I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now.
I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now.
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
For Morrissey, too.
I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now.
I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now.
Just saw Howl Owl Howl play their first ever show and it was super fun. Ninety minutes of nineties rock.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Just saw Howl Owl Howl play their first ever show and it was super fun. Ninety minutes of nineties rock.
I guess it's pretty nuanced.
November 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I guess it's pretty nuanced.
Me: Wow, so you are going to accept refugees from Nigeria then?
Trump: Look, I didn't say *that*.
Trump: Look, I didn't say *that*.
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me: Wow, so you are going to accept refugees from Nigeria then?
Trump: Look, I didn't say *that*.
Trump: Look, I didn't say *that*.
New spam text approach just dropped.
October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
New spam text approach just dropped.