Kyle Ebert
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Kyle Ebert
@ebertkyle.bsky.social
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Super Bowl commercials have lost the juice
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose
Bad Bunny “together we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Remember when all the ads were by beer, chip, and soda companies and not techbro bullshit?
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Ice out
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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I think this is more distracting for the viewer than not being able to see the yard markers on the field. Also, if you’re gonna do this, make it gray or black
the way CBS is highlighting the snowed-over lines on the field is blending in directly with the Patriots helmets

K'Lavon Chaisson is about to haunt the shit out of Ichabod Crane
January 25, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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These are ideal conditions for football
January 25, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Technology has gone too far
@sickoscommittee.org do y'all have any power? Can we get these yard marker overlays outlawed??
January 25, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Quite simply the greatest heat check of all time
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
This play won my fantasy championship. Bijan is that dude
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Greatest 2 point conversion in NFL history, the old backwards pass fumble recovered in the end zone
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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First outright conference title since:

1945 - Indiana
1955 - Texas Tech
1962 - Duke
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I am challenging The Grinch to a debate
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A tie is a disgrace to the sport of football
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined
Bad Bunny will perform at the next Super Bowl halftime show 🏈
September 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I can’t wait for right wingers to pretend to have a take about Bad Bunny, who they definitely never heard of before this announcement
September 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Not to continue to do this Cassandra bullshit, but here is a clip from two years ago that outlines exactly the playbook in this moment: a government and private law enforcement army run entirely on grievance, culture war slop, and weaponizable data points, deployed against boogeymen, absent facts.
September 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Jerry Jones will never see the pearly gates
September 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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These are all people who wanted to kill their enemies before Charlie Kirk was shot, are more vocal about it now, and will keep lusting for it long after Charlie Kirk has been buried. Today’s biggest event could have been a dog farting and they would have reacted by wanting you dead.
Not the radical left!
September 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Losing my goddamned mind.

We can condemn political violence without valorizing a destructive, hateful bigot.
September 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM