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eahrend.dev
@eahrend.dev
Devops/Platform/Cloud engineer, whatever you wanna call it, I enjoy making software that makes making software easier. I enjoy doing cool shit with cool people. Huge Golang fan. I also play MTG and anime fighters. Don't expect any consistent content here.
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Real grackle hours, who the fuck up????
Had my first experience using Claude. It stood up a UI that would've taken me a couple of days in a couple of hours after asking it to fix some stuff. I have come out of this experiment unfulfilled, with the same knowledge, and with the same level of involvement that a person has doing PR reviews.
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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"Put the pronouns back in the email signature, hoss."
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
@lookitup.baby in their natural habitat
January 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I am on so much caffeine right now, I have ascended to a new plane of existence.
January 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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You are not OWED forgiveness for what you chose to overlook in pursuit of financial gain or marginalized persecution.
I speak as a former rightoid now vehemently radical left activist, if you’re serious about your come to senses?
You will not pursue it for forgiveness. You’ll do it out of empathy
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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They’re like vampires. Don’t let them in. If they say they have a warrant, ask to see the warrant through the peephole. Make sure it’s signed by a judge
Never open your door for the cops or ICE.
Never
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I just found out I'm overqualified for a relationship advice podcast since I've been with my wife longer than the average age of their audience
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Vance admitting that ice is going door to door checking for illegals is straight up nazi shit.
January 11, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Tulip farmer says "Danish economy not in a bubble, more farming infrastructure to follow"
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
January 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If you bring up "they had pronouns in their bio" when talking about the death of a person, I think you should just die.
January 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Happy for Venezuela that their illegitimate dictator is disposed of, but we have 50 years of precedent that says this isn't going to make things better.
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
2026 has been quite a fucking year
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
2026 off to a great start, we're...[checks notes]...speedrunning the cold war.
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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I'm sorry to say that LinkedIn has the juice.
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I AM JOLLY, BUT UNFORGIVING
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hot take: A video game company using AI to write powerpoint presentations isn't that bad.
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
@albertatech.bsky.social

Got this gem of an AI search result.
December 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM