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eahrend.dev
@eahrend.dev
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Devops/Platform/Cloud engineer, whatever you wanna call it, I enjoy making software that makes making software easier. I enjoy doing cool shit with cool people. Huge Golang fan. I also play MTG and anime fighters. Don't expect any consistent content here.
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mtg card panglacial wurm 5GG Creature -- Wurm Trample While you're searching your library, you may play panglacial wurm from your library. 9/5 FT: "Step lightly and we may be able to use it as a bridge." - Ib Halfheart, goblin Tactician
January 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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@lookitup.baby in their natural habitat
That picture of the ice agent slipping on ice with the goose from goose simulator honking at them.
January 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Apparently it's legit.
January 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Slack message that says "One fear, they use Steve Yegge for blog based engineering"
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Eyyy, @boshnroll.bsky.social
Youtube recap showing im in Bosh n Rolls top 8% of viewers
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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@albertatech.bsky.social

Got this gem of an AI search result.
An AI overview of the search "what is a 10x engineer", below it, there is a video that explains what working with a 10x engineer is like, and satirizes the concept of a 10x engineer.
December 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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The meme of the guy holding his hands up saying absolute cinema
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Marty McFly in Back to the future saying "Hey, I have seen this one this is a classic"
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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A leopard that is very fat, presumably from all the faces it has eaten.
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I know it's not super creative, but this feels like cheating.
Aetherflux Resevior MTG card 4 CMC artifact Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life for each spell you've cast this turn. Pay 50 life: Aetherflux Resevoir deals 50 damage to target creature or player.
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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A very rotund leopard, possibly due to the amount of faces it has eaten.
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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A diagram of a thermal column
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Ai couldn't replicate my dream house.
Floor plan of a house where there is a small kitchen, a bathroom, a Beyblade storage area and the majority of the house is the Beyblade battle arena
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I'm just gonna stop being nice about it, I'm so very fucking tired of AI being a replacement for actual features that would be useful.
Screenshot on Atlassian Rovo feedback, telling them what I really think of their AI slop
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I think I can be a father now
An edited screen shot of a slack message Coworker: You around? Me: No, I'm asquare
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Github is down, post smooth bernies
an edit of bernie sanders without wrinkles.
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Love that album, for me though, three came out that were no skips back then.
Album cover of NOFX "the war on errorism" Album cover of streelight manifesto "everything goes numb" Album cover of blink-182's album "blink-182"
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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thomas the tank engine on the body of a mech heavy from the SFM video "we like to party"
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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GO FOR THE NECK DICK
A picture of dick cheney dunking on charlie kirk in hell
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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America is failed experiment. Pack it up.
Screen shot of wapo article stating "The Post sent the same details to the White House. Abigail Jackson, a spokeswoman there, did not comment on the errors but said “the Trump administration will continue to highlight the many successes of the president’s agenda through engaging content and banger memes on social media.”"
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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A picture from the animated show "Archer" with Krieger saying "Stop. My penis can only get _so_ erect"
October 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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What was once a swastika is now a windows 95 icon.
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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A meme depicting two people from elden ring. A happy peaceful looking guy says "the system is broken and must be fixed", a guy on fire says "the system is working exactly as intended and must be destroyed"
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Eric Andre saying "why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?"
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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My weekend when windows 11 starts sassing me.
Scene from star trek with 4 lights, I don't know a lot about star trek, I do know this scene though, it's great, just google "star trek 4 lights" and you'll find a ton of really enthusiastic nerds talking about it.
October 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM