Stoic Buddha
@dysxleia.bsky.social
All my favorite foods are synonyms for money.
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This is nothing. Not even absurdist humor.
Wiseposting Every Day
This is nothing. Not even absurdist humor.
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Stoic Buddha
@dysxleia.bsky.social
· Feb 18
Hey look at me I'm a dip shit!
Man I just love my friends. I wonder if they come with any benefits.
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Man I just love my friends. I wonder if they come with any benefits.
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[Dialectical thinking survey for goth gf applicant] Yeah you're gorgeous but riddle me this [pulls out pen] are you hot or cold? Lukewarm? Nice, okay. Now, are you yes or no? Yes? Hmm. I see. Okay, are you in or out? Unsure? Excellent. What about up or down? Up? No down at all? Curious. Mkay.
July 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
[Dialectical thinking survey for goth gf applicant] Yeah you're gorgeous but riddle me this [pulls out pen] are you hot or cold? Lukewarm? Nice, okay. Now, are you yes or no? Yes? Hmm. I see. Okay, are you in or out? Unsure? Excellent. What about up or down? Up? No down at all? Curious. Mkay.
Lowkey after all this grape juice I've been drinking I feel like I could fight a bear
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Lowkey after all this grape juice I've been drinking I feel like I could fight a bear
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I'm soft on the outside but under that I'm hard & sharp as flint but beneath the flint I'm gooey and then beyond the goo is a tangle of thorns but then inside the thorns it gets fluffy and among the fluff are gnarly bezoars but at the center of each one is a hollow chamber full of druzy sparkles whi
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm soft on the outside but under that I'm hard & sharp as flint but beneath the flint I'm gooey and then beyond the goo is a tangle of thorns but then inside the thorns it gets fluffy and among the fluff are gnarly bezoars but at the center of each one is a hollow chamber full of druzy sparkles whi
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G-Prefecture O-Village, A Posting By An Angry Farmer K (42 Years Old) The Unattended Vegetable Shop And The Women Who Steal
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
G-Prefecture O-Village, A Posting By An Angry Farmer K (42 Years Old) The Unattended Vegetable Shop And The Women Who Steal
The amount of grass I've touched this year is outrageous. I'm unbearably connected to the real world and feverishly in touch with my surroundings. My thumbs are so stiff and ripped from not posting any Discord messages. Enlightenment is my middle name. Are you a virgin
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The amount of grass I've touched this year is outrageous. I'm unbearably connected to the real world and feverishly in touch with my surroundings. My thumbs are so stiff and ripped from not posting any Discord messages. Enlightenment is my middle name. Are you a virgin
The venn diagram of they/he's with BPD and people with Falling in Reverse in their top 3 is a circle
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The venn diagram of they/he's with BPD and people with Falling in Reverse in their top 3 is a circle
...and that was "The A team" by Ed Sheeran. Here on WXYZ: "The Supermarket", we pride ourselves in playing the most diverse music possible. So as you shop for moldy cheese you can feel represented in our music choices. Anyway here's "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
...and that was "The A team" by Ed Sheeran. Here on WXYZ: "The Supermarket", we pride ourselves in playing the most diverse music possible. So as you shop for moldy cheese you can feel represented in our music choices. Anyway here's "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran
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your grey complexion and volume of thought have stunned the crowd into silence
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
your grey complexion and volume of thought have stunned the crowd into silence
Headed to PC doctor to get myself optimized
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Headed to PC doctor to get myself optimized
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brain mind pussy forever
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
brain mind pussy forever
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Brain mind pussy forever
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Brain mind pussy forever
Jacking off to her radiant smile
Refreshing Teen's Diary Your Smile Is So Blindingly Radiant Kotone Shibasaki
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Jacking off to her radiant smile
Hey Google please display ferocious tit mogging
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Hey Google please display ferocious tit mogging
I don't understand YOU or how YOU exist. Its fine ofc. I don't really care. I'll support YOU. They who is sitting directly in front of me. I'm lowkey trying to avoid making my child like YOU. Not because YOU'RE bad, but because YOU would get bullied in middle school so bad
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I don't understand YOU or how YOU exist. Its fine ofc. I don't really care. I'll support YOU. They who is sitting directly in front of me. I'm lowkey trying to avoid making my child like YOU. Not because YOU'RE bad, but because YOU would get bullied in middle school so bad
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Check out vowels if you need to make a sound
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Check out vowels if you need to make a sound
That math test was so hard bro. Someone gimme my PDF of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days. To make me feel better
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
That math test was so hard bro. Someone gimme my PDF of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days. To make me feel better
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webmd best symptoms to have
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
webmd best symptoms to have
[Guy with backwards American flag cap and a tshirt with a big jpg of a cowboy printed on it stumbling towards me] why is this hot topic full of boys
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
[Guy with backwards American flag cap and a tshirt with a big jpg of a cowboy printed on it stumbling towards me] why is this hot topic full of boys
Need dating advice: How mysterious would i seem if I wore a shirt with a big question mark, had question mark- shaped tattoos and jewelry, always looked visibly confused, had a little question mark over my head
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Need dating advice: How mysterious would i seem if I wore a shirt with a big question mark, had question mark- shaped tattoos and jewelry, always looked visibly confused, had a little question mark over my head
I told my kids about the Lesbian Document today
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I told my kids about the Lesbian Document today
Busty bitches got psycho racks (Shakespeare, 6.7)
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Busty bitches got psycho racks (Shakespeare, 6.7)
WOW ❤️❤️❤️
Now that I have your attention, you should buy this Charlie kirk shaped slip-n-slide. I made it with AI. Nine hundred and ten dollars.
Now that I have your attention, you should buy this Charlie kirk shaped slip-n-slide. I made it with AI. Nine hundred and ten dollars.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
WOW ❤️❤️❤️
Now that I have your attention, you should buy this Charlie kirk shaped slip-n-slide. I made it with AI. Nine hundred and ten dollars.
Now that I have your attention, you should buy this Charlie kirk shaped slip-n-slide. I made it with AI. Nine hundred and ten dollars.
Cuomo: Mamdani just has no experience with horse girls.
Zohran: I love it when the horse girls run. It reminds me of walkable cities.
Sliwa: its like my ol friend Jack Burton used to say back in the twenties when we was runnin up against the Chinese hell of the upside down sinners. "What the hell"
Zohran: I love it when the horse girls run. It reminds me of walkable cities.
Sliwa: its like my ol friend Jack Burton used to say back in the twenties when we was runnin up against the Chinese hell of the upside down sinners. "What the hell"
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Cuomo: Mamdani just has no experience with horse girls.
Zohran: I love it when the horse girls run. It reminds me of walkable cities.
Sliwa: its like my ol friend Jack Burton used to say back in the twenties when we was runnin up against the Chinese hell of the upside down sinners. "What the hell"
Zohran: I love it when the horse girls run. It reminds me of walkable cities.
Sliwa: its like my ol friend Jack Burton used to say back in the twenties when we was runnin up against the Chinese hell of the upside down sinners. "What the hell"
I'm sorry about accidentally referring to female genitalia in my previous post. It was a typo and it's giving people the wrong idea about my smoothie invention.
I was actually trying to call it the Purple Aloha Hitler Smoothie
I was actually trying to call it the Purple Aloha Hitler Smoothie
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I'm sorry about accidentally referring to female genitalia in my previous post. It was a typo and it's giving people the wrong idea about my smoothie invention.
I was actually trying to call it the Purple Aloha Hitler Smoothie
I was actually trying to call it the Purple Aloha Hitler Smoothie