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i’m like a clown in hell
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Put your face on any dice. We can literally put your face on any kind of dice. White dice, green dice, legitimately any kind of dice, we'll put your human face, smiling, on it.
December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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all your unemployed friends have YouTube notifications on
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Gemini, will this ham feed six adults?
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
buy my Unisex Camera
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Better Zoogether.
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hilarious DOG Has Reactions to Dino Mask! Unforgettable TikTok…
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i accidentally made the mistake of LETTING my Dog Wear a DI nosaur mask and he has CLAIMED it As his own….
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
POV: You accidentally left Out a Dinosaur Mask from JURASSIC & park & YOUR dog decides to CLAIM it as his & now YOU fear you’ll be HIS next MIDNIGHT snack.
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
woah! i feel so strange… maybe it’s the full lack of food sleep water and rest haha. Mondays!
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
aha! a room full of nervous individuals. this is the perfect time to try out my insult crowdwork
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
if i have to compress one more pdf i think i will start hurting people
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i’m going to throw up at you
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
your grey complexion and volume of thought have stunned the crowd into silence
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I Love Strange-Voiced Women
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
old men see a saturated color and start losing their minds
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
2 hour delay guys there’s hostile mobs out there
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
hello college students. please list breakfast foods at me. this is the best use of our classtime
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
car driving 15mph under the speed limit in front of me with a bumper sticker that says “love like jesus”

DRIVE like jesus. TAKE THE WHEEL
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i’m pansexual for bagels
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Maine is a place I escaped
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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L + ratio + stole your hide
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Horton Hears a WOKE!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Fake News Mother or Ai Music Father
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
you can’t manipulate a horse
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
a horse does not know what a parlay is
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM