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Boy shallot
@boyshallot.bsky.social
· Mar 18
Everyone's a dipshit except for me
AYO THIS SHIT IS SUS AND ATROCIOUS.
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
AYO THIS SHIT IS SUS AND ATROCIOUS.
Welcome to a Day In My Life as a little 10 year old yellow boy called a "Simpson"
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Welcome to a Day In My Life as a little 10 year old yellow boy called a "Simpson"
The internet is going scrazy for the viral new ribbon technique that made Kelly Clarkson cry
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The internet is going scrazy for the viral new ribbon technique that made Kelly Clarkson cry
Put your face on any dice. We can literally put your face on any kind of dice. White dice, green dice, legitimately any kind of dice, we'll put your human face, smiling, on it.
December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Put your face on any dice. We can literally put your face on any kind of dice. White dice, green dice, legitimately any kind of dice, we'll put your human face, smiling, on it.
all your unemployed friends have YouTube notifications on
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
all your unemployed friends have YouTube notifications on
My girlfriend only lets me eat off her pants 😔
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My girlfriend only lets me eat off her pants 😔
I don't like you (pulls 10 dead bugs out of my pocket and throws them at you)
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I don't like you (pulls 10 dead bugs out of my pocket and throws them at you)
(wisper) i need those pants
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
(wisper) i need those pants
Yes technically I'm on a date with you but in my head I'm just watching Ed Reed highlights
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Yes technically I'm on a date with you but in my head I'm just watching Ed Reed highlights
Yes, yes. My secret is out. Everybody spread the news: I'm Timothée Chalamet
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Yes, yes. My secret is out. Everybody spread the news: I'm Timothée Chalamet
I created a new Lana del rey album in my dream last night.
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I created a new Lana del rey album in my dream last night.
It's Thankful Thursday. Thankfulness can be a superpower, try using it today! Dungeons and Dragons is cancelled.
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's Thankful Thursday. Thankfulness can be a superpower, try using it today! Dungeons and Dragons is cancelled.
Good morning it's time for your daily car horn sound that lasts for 1 hour
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Good morning it's time for your daily car horn sound that lasts for 1 hour
What's good. So basically my son died and he is in very bad condition.
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What's good. So basically my son died and he is in very bad condition.
My favorite part of The Tempest is when Prospero shipwrecks his conniving brother, looks into the camera and says "You just got Prosperoed!!"
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My favorite part of The Tempest is when Prospero shipwrecks his conniving brother, looks into the camera and says "You just got Prosperoed!!"
Would you rather: eat a sandwich or jrink a pint of mud?
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Would you rather: eat a sandwich or jrink a pint of mud?
I would low key vibe with 5 dads
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would low key vibe with 5 dads
Sorry I haven't posted in some time I've been stunned to silence by the entrancing beauty of nature and her intricate systems
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Sorry I haven't posted in some time I've been stunned to silence by the entrancing beauty of nature and her intricate systems
Reposted by Boy shallot
Hey Google please display ferocious tit mogging
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Hey Google please display ferocious tit mogging
Reposted by Boy shallot
2 hour delay guys there’s hostile mobs out there
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
2 hour delay guys there’s hostile mobs out there
L + ratio + stole your hide
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
L + ratio + stole your hide
Lamar Jackson handles a football like he's wrestling a live catfish
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Lamar Jackson handles a football like he's wrestling a live catfish
Lamar looking at YouTube shorts on that fat ass tablet
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Lamar looking at YouTube shorts on that fat ass tablet
Hey Copilot, wipe my stupid butt
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hey Copilot, wipe my stupid butt
Legend has it on every first down Lamar Jackson is possessed by the ghost of Blake Bortles and he starts playing like Blake Bortles
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Legend has it on every first down Lamar Jackson is possessed by the ghost of Blake Bortles and he starts playing like Blake Bortles