DwarfBayne
@dwarfbayne.bsky.social
Level 42 male. Gamer. Nerd. Twitch mod for FederalGhosts, Sharptooth and BeckyBPlays. Emote artist for RetroProFrank. Thoughts/Opinions all my own, NOT those of people I represent.
Bowie always claimed to have anisocoria but actually it was Jackson's mean left hook that dilated his pupil
January 28, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Bowie always claimed to have anisocoria but actually it was Jackson's mean left hook that dilated his pupil
Man, studying history in 50-100 years time is going to be interesting for those that are left. For example look at that orange cunt, happy to have his militia shoot protesters on home soil but at the same time sends a fucking armada towards Iran because *checks notes* threatened protesters....
January 28, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Man, studying history in 50-100 years time is going to be interesting for those that are left. For example look at that orange cunt, happy to have his militia shoot protesters on home soil but at the same time sends a fucking armada towards Iran because *checks notes* threatened protesters....
so that heinous orange satsuma is sending his murderous gestapo to Italy? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
US to send ICE agents to Winter Olympics, prompting Italian anger
The US federal agency says it will not play an immigration role at February's event in Milan-Cortina.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 PM
so that heinous orange satsuma is sending his murderous gestapo to Italy? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Of course he's kissed God, why wouldn't he have?
January 27, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Of course he's kissed God, why wouldn't he have?
@devsea.bsky.social oh look, it you :D
January 27, 2026 at 1:27 PM
@devsea.bsky.social oh look, it you :D
Unless you buy them from Aldi/Lidl in which case they expired 3 days before you bought them.
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Unless you buy them from Aldi/Lidl in which case they expired 3 days before you bought them.
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January 25, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Billionaires Shirt. It's relevant every day, but it's especially relevant today.
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he sure showed them!
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
he sure showed them!
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two in the poon
thumb in the moon
thumb in the moon
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 AM
two in the poon
thumb in the moon
thumb in the moon
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As requested by Luke Hooverhead
January 21, 2026 at 11:28 AM
As requested by Luke Hooverhead
Well, even though it is still very much in Early Access and there's a ton of WIP signs all over the place, I'm thoroughly addicted to Hytale, makes that 8 years of waiting worth it, kinda.
January 21, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Well, even though it is still very much in Early Access and there's a ton of WIP signs all over the place, I'm thoroughly addicted to Hytale, makes that 8 years of waiting worth it, kinda.
Happy Birthday to my dear friend @dinolady.bsky.social I'm blessed to be able to call you a friend, I hope you have a wonderful day <3
January 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Happy Birthday to my dear friend @dinolady.bsky.social I'm blessed to be able to call you a friend, I hope you have a wonderful day <3
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I also think it's beyond time the dollar was dumped as the de facto reserve currency.
If we're going to be playing games, we may as well have some fun with it, and besides it's going to be worthless pretty soon anyway.
If we're going to be playing games, we may as well have some fun with it, and besides it's going to be worthless pretty soon anyway.
January 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I also think it's beyond time the dollar was dumped as the de facto reserve currency.
If we're going to be playing games, we may as well have some fun with it, and besides it's going to be worthless pretty soon anyway.
If we're going to be playing games, we may as well have some fun with it, and besides it's going to be worthless pretty soon anyway.
if you voted for him/support and happen to follow me, i'm going to quietly, in the nicest way possible, ask you to fuck off and follow someone else.
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
if you voted for him/support and happen to follow me, i'm going to quietly, in the nicest way possible, ask you to fuck off and follow someone else.
Oh boy, you really don't have to travel that far outside of British towns and cities before ancestry.com becomes incestry.com and I say this as a native Brit, holy....
January 17, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Oh boy, you really don't have to travel that far outside of British towns and cities before ancestry.com becomes incestry.com and I say this as a native Brit, holy....
Appointing Tony 'i love bush but not the kind you think' Blair to TRUMP'S fucking GAZA PEACE BOARD is some Black Mirror type shit, this timeline gets more obsurd by the day.
January 17, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Appointing Tony 'i love bush but not the kind you think' Blair to TRUMP'S fucking GAZA PEACE BOARD is some Black Mirror type shit, this timeline gets more obsurd by the day.
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If you thought you were going to make it through the day without seeing the word 'pamphlet', then think again. Sorry!
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
If you thought you were going to make it through the day without seeing the word 'pamphlet', then think again. Sorry!
If there's anything left by the time this terracotta terrorist serves out his term the next president is condemned to spending their entire term apologising to the rest of the world.
January 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
If there's anything left by the time this terracotta terrorist serves out his term the next president is condemned to spending their entire term apologising to the rest of the world.
@dinolady.bsky.social this one's for you, did they?
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
@dinolady.bsky.social this one's for you, did they?
I'm so confused. If that lunatic pedo satsuma wants to invade Greenland because he is worried about Russia invading Greenland first, why doesn't he just give Ukraine the weapons to send them packing back to Russia before they get that far? 🤷♂️
January 15, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I'm so confused. If that lunatic pedo satsuma wants to invade Greenland because he is worried about Russia invading Greenland first, why doesn't he just give Ukraine the weapons to send them packing back to Russia before they get that far? 🤷♂️
I should point at, just because I suggested they might be honest does not in any way mean I condone the racist, facist, homophobic/transphobic, misogynistic noncey cunts - fuck the lot of them.
So UKIP might actually be the first British political party in decades to be completely honest about their ambitions and core beliefs, having just seen their new proposed party emblem they submitted to the electoral comission, notice any similarities?
January 13, 2026 at 11:07 AM
I should point at, just because I suggested they might be honest does not in any way mean I condone the racist, facist, homophobic/transphobic, misogynistic noncey cunts - fuck the lot of them.
So UKIP might actually be the first British political party in decades to be completely honest about their ambitions and core beliefs, having just seen their new proposed party emblem they submitted to the electoral comission, notice any similarities?
January 13, 2026 at 11:02 AM
So UKIP might actually be the first British political party in decades to be completely honest about their ambitions and core beliefs, having just seen their new proposed party emblem they submitted to the electoral comission, notice any similarities?
when the bacteria gain control that's the only time my brain functions.
January 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
when the bacteria gain control that's the only time my brain functions.
Let's be honest, we've all found that potato once in our lives.
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Let's be honest, we've all found that potato once in our lives.