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$91 Billion ÷ 340 Million Americans = $267.65 per year

It's one healthcare, how much could it cost?
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I wish these voters would stop sending mixed signals, it's so hard to say what direction things are trending...
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Note: Trump will never again be on a national ballot.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Tech Tip #304: SSH is pronounced "Shhhhhhh"
a close up of a man wearing glasses and a tie
Alt: Dwight from the office holding a finger up to his mouth to make the shush gesture
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November 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The death of the Filibuster was definitely on my 2025 bingo card.
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 AM
They NYT needs to bring back THE NEEDLE for the World Series Games!
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October 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Guys, if you're staying up late to watch the world series, just go to bed, they'll likely still be playing in overtime until around lunchtime tomorrow.
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Who's actually in charge of the Democratic party right now?
I know it's technically Schumer/Jeffries, but they seem like the purest personification of lukewarm coffee.
Is the DNC waiting for a 46 year old jr senator from a swing state to pull a mighty sword from the base of Lincoln Memorial?
October 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Is losing ACA subsidies a qualified "Life-altering event"?
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The last king that tried this shit was King George III in 1812.
October 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
2025, you walk into a local restaurant who refuses to accept your order because their POS system has a 503 error.

Without AWS we are unable to fry potatoes and exchange them for cash. The staff just stand behind the counter, the system that should have cancelled their shift is also offline.
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
US Government Shutdown? No big deal. Who cares?

AWS US-EAST-1 outage? Get to the shelter! It's happening!
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today we put down our family dog, who had advanced kidney failure, everything feels out of balance in our quiet house tonight.

Truly thankful for Jasper, and for the 5 years we had with the goofy boy who tirelessly kept watch over our family.
October 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Once you become familiar with Ai slop—it can become distracting to notice Ai used all around you. You can look at a tweet and just tell it was Ai. 😔
October 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The enemy of my enemy is...
still pretty insufferable.
September 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I'm feeling good about my previous decision to stock up on enough generic Tylenol to last through this presidency.
September 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Thank goodness we only take acetaminophen in our house, we never touch that Tylenol junk.
The president, flanked by RFK Jr and Dr. Oz, is spewing a torrent of absolute dangerous nonsense about autism, vaccines, and Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Pro tip: in the wake of a national tragedy, you aren't required to pour out your trauma to strangers on the Internet.

It might even be advantageous to reflect internally and keep your thoughts to yourself or talk to a trusted friend.
September 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The new Mayor Humdinger statue in DC is missing his top hat...?
September 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Never thought we'd get to the point where we have to subscribe to Late Night Talk Shows on Substack and Patreon.
September 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Last year, almost 90% of Americans were killed by drugs.

Source:
September 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Absolutely shameful, these are skilled technology and auto manufacturing workers being treated like criminals. The repercussions for this will far outlast the current administration.
korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in
September 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
When you come to church after a cold and find that your singing voice is 3 octaves lower...
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September 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM