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$91 Billion ÷ 340 Million Americans = $267.65 per year
It's one healthcare, how much could it cost?
It's one healthcare, how much could it cost?
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
$91 Billion ÷ 340 Million Americans = $267.65 per year
It's one healthcare, how much could it cost?
It's one healthcare, how much could it cost?
I wish these voters would stop sending mixed signals, it's so hard to say what direction things are trending...
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I wish these voters would stop sending mixed signals, it's so hard to say what direction things are trending...
I have settled on using only a USB switch, and running "work mode" into input 2 on the monitors and my "weekend mode" rig into input 1.
It's super hard to find a 4K KVM that supports HDR and high refresh rates.
I miss the old analog transfer switches of the 90's.
It's super hard to find a 4K KVM that supports HDR and high refresh rates.
I miss the old analog transfer switches of the 90's.
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I have settled on using only a USB switch, and running "work mode" into input 2 on the monitors and my "weekend mode" rig into input 1.
It's super hard to find a 4K KVM that supports HDR and high refresh rates.
I miss the old analog transfer switches of the 90's.
It's super hard to find a 4K KVM that supports HDR and high refresh rates.
I miss the old analog transfer switches of the 90's.
Today we put down our family dog, who had advanced kidney failure, everything feels out of balance in our quiet house tonight.
Truly thankful for Jasper, and for the 5 years we had with the goofy boy who tirelessly kept watch over our family.
Truly thankful for Jasper, and for the 5 years we had with the goofy boy who tirelessly kept watch over our family.
October 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Today we put down our family dog, who had advanced kidney failure, everything feels out of balance in our quiet house tonight.
Truly thankful for Jasper, and for the 5 years we had with the goofy boy who tirelessly kept watch over our family.
Truly thankful for Jasper, and for the 5 years we had with the goofy boy who tirelessly kept watch over our family.
The new Mayor Humdinger statue in DC is missing his top hat...?
September 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The new Mayor Humdinger statue in DC is missing his top hat...?
Last year, almost 90% of Americans were killed by drugs.
Source:
Source:
September 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Last year, almost 90% of Americans were killed by drugs.
Source:
Source:
I used AI to prepare an offline map for our road trip tomorrow. It's amazing how AI can perfectly accomplish every task.
June 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I used AI to prepare an offline map for our road trip tomorrow. It's amazing how AI can perfectly accomplish every task.
The average American has three friends
May 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The average American has three friends
It's almost identical, but the version they used for Windows had a different watermark:
April 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's almost identical, but the version they used for Windows had a different watermark:
America has the capacity to manufacture our own bananas, the taste is indistinguishable from organic bananas and they are shelf stable and much more convenient.
April 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
America has the capacity to manufacture our own bananas, the taste is indistinguishable from organic bananas and they are shelf stable and much more convenient.
But, like, every meme is plagiarized.
A significant portion of human time and resources is wasted on amusement.
A significant portion of human time and resources is wasted on amusement.
March 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
But, like, every meme is plagiarized.
A significant portion of human time and resources is wasted on amusement.
A significant portion of human time and resources is wasted on amusement.
When your kid's kite falls out of the sky and falls on top of your neighbor's car.
March 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
When your kid's kite falls out of the sky and falls on top of your neighbor's car.
If you see this, post something orange.
January 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you see this, post something orange.
Network Engineers: Please ensure you have chemically ACTIVATED your OS2/OM3 fiber patch cables before installing. Please refer to the diagram below for more information:
January 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Network Engineers: Please ensure you have chemically ACTIVATED your OS2/OM3 fiber patch cables before installing. Please refer to the diagram below for more information:
To my infosec and tech friends, do you trust the free USB-C charging ports in airplanes and airports?
January 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
To my infosec and tech friends, do you trust the free USB-C charging ports in airplanes and airports?
I guess this is what a 10,000 steps per day goal looks like for a procrastinator.
1K steps from dawn until 10pm
then
9K steps between 10-11pm
1K steps from dawn until 10pm
then
9K steps between 10-11pm
December 27, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I guess this is what a 10,000 steps per day goal looks like for a procrastinator.
1K steps from dawn until 10pm
then
9K steps between 10-11pm
1K steps from dawn until 10pm
then
9K steps between 10-11pm
My annual Christmas Tradition:
I get a perfect last minute gift idea and pay for overnight shipping like a schmuck only for the company not to not pack and ship the order until after Christmas.
I get a perfect last minute gift idea and pay for overnight shipping like a schmuck only for the company not to not pack and ship the order until after Christmas.
December 24, 2024 at 3:48 AM
My annual Christmas Tradition:
I get a perfect last minute gift idea and pay for overnight shipping like a schmuck only for the company not to not pack and ship the order until after Christmas.
I get a perfect last minute gift idea and pay for overnight shipping like a schmuck only for the company not to not pack and ship the order until after Christmas.
I gave out boxes of homemade cookies at work today, with a Cookie Content notification, fortunately none of my co-workers declined!
December 20, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I gave out boxes of homemade cookies at work today, with a Cookie Content notification, fortunately none of my co-workers declined!
I'm taking the trash cans out tonight. From the side yard I can hear my children upstairs, laughing and playing as they get ready for bed.
These are the sounds that remind me I'm truly living through the "Good Times" I'll be fondly remembering the rest of my life.
These are the sounds that remind me I'm truly living through the "Good Times" I'll be fondly remembering the rest of my life.
November 22, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I'm taking the trash cans out tonight. From the side yard I can hear my children upstairs, laughing and playing as they get ready for bed.
These are the sounds that remind me I'm truly living through the "Good Times" I'll be fondly remembering the rest of my life.
These are the sounds that remind me I'm truly living through the "Good Times" I'll be fondly remembering the rest of my life.
I planted some Quercus Virgina (Southern Live Oak) acorns in the yard 3 years ago.
The kids killed one by pulling it like a weed, wild bunnies ate a couple more, the sole survivor still stands, less than 2 ft tall.
It's crazy that this delicate sprout might someday be 80ft tall.
The kids killed one by pulling it like a weed, wild bunnies ate a couple more, the sole survivor still stands, less than 2 ft tall.
It's crazy that this delicate sprout might someday be 80ft tall.
November 20, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I planted some Quercus Virgina (Southern Live Oak) acorns in the yard 3 years ago.
The kids killed one by pulling it like a weed, wild bunnies ate a couple more, the sole survivor still stands, less than 2 ft tall.
It's crazy that this delicate sprout might someday be 80ft tall.
The kids killed one by pulling it like a weed, wild bunnies ate a couple more, the sole survivor still stands, less than 2 ft tall.
It's crazy that this delicate sprout might someday be 80ft tall.
My daughter used the Target Toy catalog to build her gift wish list for Christmas... She marked nearly every single item with a happy face.
I'll just go to Target and ask the cashier for "one of each and everything, please"
I'll just go to Target and ask the cashier for "one of each and everything, please"
November 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
My daughter used the Target Toy catalog to build her gift wish list for Christmas... She marked nearly every single item with a happy face.
I'll just go to Target and ask the cashier for "one of each and everything, please"
I'll just go to Target and ask the cashier for "one of each and everything, please"
After a long day running around locating fiber pairs to bypass a network outage I stop to get a cool refreshing iced tea.
November 12, 2024 at 6:36 AM
After a long day running around locating fiber pairs to bypass a network outage I stop to get a cool refreshing iced tea.
Trump's 2025 America: widespread tooth decay, bagged bread going moldy after 12 hours on the shelf and a national ban on jet engines that cause water vapor to condense.
September 23, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Trump's 2025 America: widespread tooth decay, bagged bread going moldy after 12 hours on the shelf and a national ban on jet engines that cause water vapor to condense.
Nikki Haley should start tweeting "Stop the Count" before the 7th vote rolls in
January 23, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Nikki Haley should start tweeting "Stop the Count" before the 7th vote rolls in