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They're running simulations on the worst tacos you can make for $3?
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Ever since UEFI gave us the ability to use a mouse in the BIOS setup interface, no manufacturer has been able to make that a useful feature.
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
My wife's favorite band released a new album she hasn't heard yet.

Tonight I secretly burned it to a CD, I put it into her car CD player and queued it up 3 seconds into the first song.

You guys have fun with 2026, we're still living like it's 2012 over here.
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Pretty sure my Mazda CX9 just killed its second engine tonight.

Ford motor company, why did you put the water pump inside the engine, driven by the timing chain?

New year, new problems! Haha
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 AM
It's nice of them to give us a heads up so we can shift our retirement accounts into safe havens.
Rep. Andy Biggs: "I would suspect that probably in about four months you'll see something really dramatic happen and the prices will come down ... things are going better than most people would realize, but Americans feel things."
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just wait till they upgrade from Word 2010 and learn about Aptos.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I usually get about 7,000 steps as I rush my kids through the airport trying to get to our gate before boarding. The last thing I'm looking for in an airport is more cardio.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is why I recommend everyone use a community-developed custom firmware for their toilet cameras.
If Kohler can view the user’s toilet data, as it admits to doing in this email exchange with technologist Simon Fondrie-Teitler, then it’s not—by definition—using end-to-end encryption. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.

Full story by @mjgault.bsky.social here:

www.404media.co/kohlers-smar...
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm pretty sure the M in MAHA stands for "Measles"
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
$91 Billion ÷ 340 Million Americans = $267.65 per year

It's one healthcare, how much could it cost?
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I wish these voters would stop sending mixed signals, it's so hard to say what direction things are trending...
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Note: Trump will never again be on a national ballot.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Tech Tip #304: SSH is pronounced "Shhhhhhh"
a close up of a man wearing glasses and a tie
Alt: Dwight from the office holding a finger up to his mouth to make the shush gesture
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The death of the Filibuster was definitely on my 2025 bingo card.
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 AM
They NYT needs to bring back THE NEEDLE for the World Series Games!
a drawing of a speedometer with a needle pointing to the right
ALT: a drawing of a speedometer with a needle pointing to the right
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Guys, if you're staying up late to watch the world series, just go to bed, they'll likely still be playing in overtime until around lunchtime tomorrow.
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Who's actually in charge of the Democratic party right now?
I know it's technically Schumer/Jeffries, but they seem like the purest personification of lukewarm coffee.
Is the DNC waiting for a 46 year old jr senator from a swing state to pull a mighty sword from the base of Lincoln Memorial?
October 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Is losing ACA subsidies a qualified "Life-altering event"?
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The last king that tried this shit was King George III in 1812.
October 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
2025, you walk into a local restaurant who refuses to accept your order because their POS system has a 503 error.

Without AWS we are unable to fry potatoes and exchange them for cash. The staff just stand behind the counter, the system that should have cancelled their shift is also offline.
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
US Government Shutdown? No big deal. Who cares?

AWS US-EAST-1 outage? Get to the shelter! It's happening!
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today we put down our family dog, who had advanced kidney failure, everything feels out of balance in our quiet house tonight.

Truly thankful for Jasper, and for the 5 years we had with the goofy boy who tirelessly kept watch over our family.
October 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM