Dutchie
@dutchieh.bsky.social
Loki's companion. Former Musk admirer, Current Musk despiser. Occasionally witty.
Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.
Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.
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Dutchie
@dutchieh.bsky.social
· May 23
I wonder if MAGAs will have any concern over the obvious election interference from this post...
The most corrupt pro-Putin president in US history endorses the most corrupt pro-Putin leader in Europe.
February 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I wonder if MAGAs will have any concern over the obvious election interference from this post...
Vote for #FrunkPuppy #FrunkPuppyFriday or your essential cross-border infrastructure won't get certified.
It’s FrunkPuppyFriday
Top: Oliver & Gravity
Bottom: Arya, Merry & Pippin
Top: Oliver & Gravity
Bottom: Arya, Merry & Pippin
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Vote for #FrunkPuppy #FrunkPuppyFriday or your essential cross-border infrastructure won't get certified.
Fully understand that if a reader didn’t know the context this makes me look like a raving looney.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Fully understand that if a reader didn’t know the context this makes me look like a raving looney.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Just found out my family has awarded me the “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful, Clean Bathroom Smells” Award
I am so proud.
I am so proud.
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Just found out my family has awarded me the “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful, Clean Bathroom Smells” Award
I am so proud.
I am so proud.
Incel breeder:
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February 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Incel breeder:
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Dumbstruck country mouse in the big city admits he’s never ridden the metro.
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Dumbstruck country mouse in the big city admits he’s never ridden the metro.
“Water is never a deadly concern. We need water to survive, there’s whole industries about encouraging people to drink more water, for their health. So swimming lessons and fences are just ways to keep down our beautiful, American pools.”
Burgum: "CO2 was never a pollutant. When we breathe, we emit CO2. Plants need CO2 to survive and grow. They thrive with more CO2. So the whole endangerment thing opens up an opportunity for the revival of clean, beautiful, American coal."
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
“Water is never a deadly concern. We need water to survive, there’s whole industries about encouraging people to drink more water, for their health. So swimming lessons and fences are just ways to keep down our beautiful, American pools.”
Someone wandered into the wrong room and started pooping in the corner.
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Someone wandered into the wrong room and started pooping in the corner.
This so authentic that the pic shows a linking of Sicily and Greece, two well-known Canadian locations…
CANADA TECHNOLOGY UPDATE:
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Quantum entangled internet
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Quantum entangled internet
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
This so authentic that the pic shows a linking of Sicily and Greece, two well-known Canadian locations…
US & CDN economies: We need a better road connection
#Canada: OK, let’s build a bridge
#Michigan: Yes, we need a bridge
#US: go ahead but don’t bother us
*8 years constructing*
Canada & Michigan: We’re about ready to open this new bridge!
#TRUMP: WHY DID YOU CUT US OUT? GIVE US HALF!!!
#Canada: OK, let’s build a bridge
#Michigan: Yes, we need a bridge
#US: go ahead but don’t bother us
*8 years constructing*
Canada & Michigan: We’re about ready to open this new bridge!
#TRUMP: WHY DID YOU CUT US OUT? GIVE US HALF!!!
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Update on plans
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Update on plans
Translation: everyone’s parents are going to be out of a job.
AI anxiety often misses the key margin: it’s not “humans vs machines,” it’s “humans who use machines vs humans who don’t.” The tech shifts who’s productive—and who gets paid.
Remember, you don't need to outrun the bear.
Remember, you don't need to outrun the bear.
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Translation: everyone’s parents are going to be out of a job.
A real journey here. Here’s anger, tears and joy.The whole human experience
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
A real journey here. Here’s anger, tears and joy.The whole human experience
It’s always majestic to see a lion rip into a tub of yogurt on the savannah (raspberry, natch), just like a Great White chomping down on some kimchi.
#CarnivoreDiet
#CarnivoreDiet
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It’s always majestic to see a lion rip into a tub of yogurt on the savannah (raspberry, natch), just like a Great White chomping down on some kimchi.
#CarnivoreDiet
#CarnivoreDiet
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Dunking on Kid Rock is a movie script that writes itself.
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Dunking on Kid Rock is a movie script that writes itself.
didn't age well
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Happy Saturday.
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
didn't age well
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You just described properly what memes are, as opposed to what most people use the word for.
The meme of ‘meme’ is broken due to a lack of sufficient pedantic pressure allowing it to evolve into a new form.
The meme of ‘meme’ is broken due to a lack of sufficient pedantic pressure allowing it to evolve into a new form.
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
You just described properly what memes are, as opposed to what most people use the word for.
The meme of ‘meme’ is broken due to a lack of sufficient pedantic pressure allowing it to evolve into a new form.
The meme of ‘meme’ is broken due to a lack of sufficient pedantic pressure allowing it to evolve into a new form.
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Not the worst of his faults, but when Elon renamed Twitter to X, I was finally freed from the notion that he is a brilliant businessman.
The company f’ing owned a verb and noun in the English language, and threw it away because a cartoon bird wasn’t as edgy as a meaningless, uncopyrightable letter
The company f’ing owned a verb and noun in the English language, and threw it away because a cartoon bird wasn’t as edgy as a meaningless, uncopyrightable letter
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Not the worst of his faults, but when Elon renamed Twitter to X, I was finally freed from the notion that he is a brilliant businessman.
The company f’ing owned a verb and noun in the English language, and threw it away because a cartoon bird wasn’t as edgy as a meaningless, uncopyrightable letter
The company f’ing owned a verb and noun in the English language, and threw it away because a cartoon bird wasn’t as edgy as a meaningless, uncopyrightable letter
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At what point does a misrepresentation become a lie?
February 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
At what point does a misrepresentation become a lie?
I just muted an account for claiming "Spring is coming" with a pick of tree buds.
It's Feb. 4th; I feel fully justified in cutting such toxicity out of my feed.
It's Feb. 4th; I feel fully justified in cutting such toxicity out of my feed.
February 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I just muted an account for claiming "Spring is coming" with a pick of tree buds.
It's Feb. 4th; I feel fully justified in cutting such toxicity out of my feed.
It's Feb. 4th; I feel fully justified in cutting such toxicity out of my feed.
Interference with a Corpse is a serious crime in Florida, governed by Chapter 872 of the state’s Statutes.
So it is very much a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
So it is very much a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Interference with a Corpse is a serious crime in Florida, governed by Chapter 872 of the state’s Statutes.
So it is very much a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
So it is very much a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
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If the Federal Governmet can withdraw from Blue Cities/States, then Blue Cities/States can withdraw from the Federal Government.
#Minnetoba
#11thProvince
#Minnetoba
#11thProvince
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
If the Federal Governmet can withdraw from Blue Cities/States, then Blue Cities/States can withdraw from the Federal Government.
#Minnetoba
#11thProvince
#Minnetoba
#11thProvince
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM