Dutchie
@dutchieh.bsky.social
Loki's companion. Former Musk admirer, Current Musk despiser. Occasionally witty.
Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.
Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.
*sigh*
Not gonna happen, Elmo.
Not gonna happen, Elmo.
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
*sigh*
Not gonna happen, Elmo.
Not gonna happen, Elmo.
At 1/3 it means Western Societies do NOT expect nuclear war.
That’s just how math works.
That’s just how math works.
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
At 1/3 it means Western Societies do NOT expect nuclear war.
That’s just how math works.
That’s just how math works.
Does it have a Start/Stop button?
That’s the surest way to tell when an OEM isn’t thinking about EVs as something new.
That’s the surest way to tell when an OEM isn’t thinking about EVs as something new.
February 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Does it have a Start/Stop button?
That’s the surest way to tell when an OEM isn’t thinking about EVs as something new.
That’s the surest way to tell when an OEM isn’t thinking about EVs as something new.
You should never get past “so stressed”
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
You should never get past “so stressed”
Finally, the purpose of the Melania statue is revealed!
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Finally, the purpose of the Melania statue is revealed!
An approved draft has been leaked.
the full text reads: "It's Done."
the full text reads: "It's Done."
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
An approved draft has been leaked.
the full text reads: "It's Done."
the full text reads: "It's Done."
Are you injecting with or against the grain?
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Are you injecting with or against the grain?
Gravity has the gravitas to be a winner
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Gravity has the gravitas to be a winner
He looks relaxed because he knows Vance lowered the bar SO much last year that he just has to not punch anyone and he’ll look statesman-like.
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
He looks relaxed because he knows Vance lowered the bar SO much last year that he just has to not punch anyone and he’ll look statesman-like.
Watson & Crick:
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Watson & Crick:
Feel that.
a man in a suit and tie is saying i hear you sister .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying i hear you sister .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Feel that.
Two murders and a month later…
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Two murders and a month later…
Evidence db022026: Money don’t fix stupid.
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Evidence db022026: Money don’t fix stupid.
No one should be attending a course that requires such a textbook.
February 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
No one should be attending a course that requires such a textbook.
“Move fast and break things*”
*laws, norms, the Constitution, lives.
*laws, norms, the Constitution, lives.
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Move fast and break things*”
*laws, norms, the Constitution, lives.
*laws, norms, the Constitution, lives.
Not true.
His only favourite is himself.
His only favourite is himself.
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Not true.
His only favourite is himself.
His only favourite is himself.
“Oh, like you have a better way to burn $150”
February 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
“Oh, like you have a better way to burn $150”
So you’re willing to go back only five years.
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
So you’re willing to go back only five years.
Seems like the kind of thing that should have been codified into law years ago, rather than leaving it to regulations.
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Seems like the kind of thing that should have been codified into law years ago, rather than leaving it to regulations.