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Dutchie
@dutchieh.bsky.social
Loki's companion. Former Musk admirer, Current Musk despiser. Occasionally witty.
Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.
*sigh*

Not gonna happen, Elmo.
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
At 1/3 it means Western Societies do NOT expect nuclear war.

That’s just how math works.
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Does it have a Start/Stop button?

That’s the surest way to tell when an OEM isn’t thinking about EVs as something new.
February 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
You should never get past “so stressed”
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Finally, the purpose of the Melania statue is revealed!
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
An approved draft has been leaked.

the full text reads: "It's Done."
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Are you injecting with or against the grain?
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Gravity has the gravitas to be a winner
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
He looks relaxed because he knows Vance lowered the bar SO much last year that he just has to not punch anyone and he’ll look statesman-like.
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Watson & Crick:
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Feel that.
a man in a suit and tie is saying i hear you sister .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying i hear you sister .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Two murders and a month later…
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
2F2Fious.
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Evidence db022026: Money don’t fix stupid.
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
No one should be attending a course that requires such a textbook.
February 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
“Move fast and break things*”

*laws, norms, the Constitution, lives.
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Not true.

His only favourite is himself.
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
“Oh, like you have a better way to burn $150”
February 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
So you’re willing to go back only five years.
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Seems like the kind of thing that should have been codified into law years ago, rather than leaving it to regulations.
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM