David
@ds500.bsky.social
Just the dumbest fucking timeline possible
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says reut.rs/46vkQiO
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says
U.S. President Donald Trump is set to direct the Pentagon to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain U.S. coal-fired power plants, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing a White House official.
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February 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Just the dumbest fucking timeline possible
Trying not to be callous here, but I don’t understand the Nancy Guthrie case being a “break into programming” level event
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Trying not to be callous here, but I don’t understand the Nancy Guthrie case being a “break into programming” level event
There’s a reason I pay this site money to read it
Imagine how much more beauty, splendor, and excitement men's Olympic ski jumping could have if all of the men had bigger dicks.
Artificially Large Skier Penises Should Stay Legal | Defector
To ski jump is to momentarily become a god. The track is narrow and slick, and the athletes plummet down the sloped hill at almost 60 mph. They leave the track and take up, up, up into the sky, where…
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February 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
There’s a reason I pay this site money to read it
Reposted by David
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
When someone told me about this, I didn’t think about the guys just sliding down the track behind the bobsled. That’s my favorite part
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
When someone told me about this, I didn’t think about the guys just sliding down the track behind the bobsled. That’s my favorite part
Appreciate the Eddie Money on the pregame show
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Appreciate the Eddie Money on the pregame show
Hahaha
i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Hahaha
Republicans fucking rule
NEWS: The Nebraska legislature has approved a bill to lower the youth minimum wage from $15 per hour to $13.50 per hour.
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Republicans fucking rule
100%, fight fire with fire
on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
100%, fight fire with fire
Yeah, us sociologists majors are punk now. Deal with it
I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.
Great work everyone.
Great work everyone.
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Yeah, us sociologists majors are punk now. Deal with it
Seems about right, ol’ JD getting in the way of Americans doing big things
American star Alysa Liu overcame a delay en route to the Milano Skating Arena caused by Vice President JD Vance’s motorcade and finished second in the women’s short program at the Olympics team event.
“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
Nothing could stop the U.S. figure skating team. Not even JD Vance’s motorcade.
Alysa Liu and world champion dance team of Madison Chock and Evan Bates have the Americans leading the team event after day one.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Seems about right, ol’ JD getting in the way of Americans doing big things
This is where the media needs to pause the interview and show the video. Make him and the audience see the vile shit steaming off Truth Social
BERMAN: Trump posted a video w. a racist image depicting the Obamas as apes. Is that a message POTUS should send?
HARIDOPOLOS: I have not seen that video. The number one thing we have to do is elevate the conversation
B: Should he take it down?
H: All I can control is what I can control
HARIDOPOLOS: I have not seen that video. The number one thing we have to do is elevate the conversation
B: Should he take it down?
H: All I can control is what I can control
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
This is where the media needs to pause the interview and show the video. Make him and the audience see the vile shit steaming off Truth Social
Don’t tease me with a good time
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Security will shut down next week if they do not work with Republicans and the White House.
Homeland Security shutdown grows more likely as Republicans rebuff Democratic demands for ICE
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Secu…
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February 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Don’t tease me with a good time
Reposted by David
You guys this is what they do. They drive around in circles in parking lot. Ice has to be the most dip shit inefficient organization on the planet.
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
You guys this is what they do. They drive around in circles in parking lot. Ice has to be the most dip shit inefficient organization on the planet.
It’s INXS time here, let’s spin it
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
It’s INXS time here, let’s spin it
We didn’t start the fire, Fallout Boy edition
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
We didn’t start the fire, Fallout Boy edition
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Question: Can #MNUFC complete the shocking signing of James Rodriguez?
Context: Colombian playmaker and #Loons connection made by @tombogert.bsky.social and others Tuesday. It would obviously be a huge addition, but United has been in this spot with others recently and haven’t gotten deals done.
Context: Colombian playmaker and #Loons connection made by @tombogert.bsky.social and others Tuesday. It would obviously be a huge addition, but United has been in this spot with others recently and haven’t gotten deals done.
February 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Wow, what a treat for the audience to get Sherlock Crumbs in person!
Doughboys Double Tuesday! Jon Gabrus (Staying Alive) joins the ‘boys to talk burgers vs. hot dogs and Airbnb antics before a review of Red Hot Ranch. Plus, another edition of Sherlock Crumbs. Recorded live at The Den Theatre in Chicago on January 22, 2026. @gabrusky.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Wow, what a treat for the audience to get Sherlock Crumbs in person!
We are a deeply unwell country
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
We are a deeply unwell country
Giving me questions about the 2010 Colts instead of the actual 2006 champs team is annoying.
NEW PROJECT: Super Bowl roster quiz - How well do you remember these title teams? Pick your favorite championship team and remember some guys.
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February 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Giving me questions about the 2010 Colts instead of the actual 2006 champs team is annoying.
Oh I’ve really aged out of the Grammy’s
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Oh I’ve really aged out of the Grammy’s
Damn, Bad Bunny nailed this better than his Wrestlemania appearance (which was amazing)
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Damn, Bad Bunny nailed this better than his Wrestlemania appearance (which was amazing)
68 million is hilarious. “We built a multi-billion dollar business while lying. Here are some crumbs. But thanks, though, for the billions”
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
68 million is hilarious. “We built a multi-billion dollar business while lying. Here are some crumbs. But thanks, though, for the billions”
We’re in a bleak timeline. Take the wins as they come. This is an all-caps WIN
OMG. Rehmet further increased his lead and has won!
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
We’re in a bleak timeline. Take the wins as they come. This is an all-caps WIN
Chris usually doesn’t lie, but for some reason decided to tonight. I’ve beat this game twice!
Even with a billion dollars in quarters you would still not win this game. No one has ever won this game.
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Chris usually doesn’t lie, but for some reason decided to tonight. I’ve beat this game twice!