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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr.
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#1 stan of NBA Lithuanians
Tonight I'm thankful for the fact that my buddy just bailed on our night out, and now I no longer have to face the prospect of going to a bar on Thanksgiving Eve as a guy in my 40's.
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
JJ McCarthy is hot dogshit
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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the Nittany Lions this evening
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
He's literally getting more stupid by the day.
I don't think this is a correct description of America's party system.
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
That was a DANDY of a punt
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
WAJ is a menace
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Most people are like "ho ho ho, Republican civil war!" and I'm over here honestly shocked that *anything* can pass unanimously in 2025
House unanimously rebukes Thune’s controversial subpoena measure
House unanimously rebukes Thune’s controversial subpoena measure
The House unanimously voted 426-0 Wednesday night to claw back language in last week’s government funding bill that could award some GOP senators hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages for having their phone records unknowingly obtained by former special counsel Jack Smith. The language, which was quietly slipped into the shutdown-ending package last week by Senate Majority Leader John Thune, drove bipartisan outrage in the House. Even outspoken critics of Smith — including House Judiciary Committee Chair Jim Jordan (R-Ohio), who is leading an investigation into the Biden-era probe — supported the effort to repeal a politically toxic measure that was quickly branded as a taxpayer-funded windfall for a select few. “That policy, in my opinion — in the opinion I think of all the members of this institution — is unacceptable,” said House Administration Committee chair Bryan Steil (R-Wis.), during floor debate. “No one should be able to enrich themselves because the federal government wronged them, no elected official should be able to.” The provision would allow senators to sue the federal government for $500,000 or more if their electronic data was subpoenaed without proper notification. But there are concerns over the language’s retroactivity — which would extend protections to at least eight Republican senators whose records were obtained as part of Smith’s investigation into Donald Trump’s attempts to subvert the 2020 election results. There are no guarantees the bill to repeal the language will get a vote in the Senate. The revelations that Smith obtained lawmakers’ private data has enraged Republican senators, who argue his probe amounted to a politicization of the Justice Department. But Smith’s subpoena was narrowly tailored for data around the Jan. 6 Capitol attack, and investigators did not receive the contents of their calls. Several GOP lawmakers whose phone data was subpoenaed have distanced themselves from the provision. But it may be too late. Thune hasn’t shown any interest in bringing the bill to the Senate floor, even amid the pushback from his members over his quiet decision to include it in the funding package. Thune told reporters Wednesday that additional conversations are necessary to reach a consensus about how to change the provision. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), who has indicated he intends to sue for a significant monetary reward, has proposed expanding who can sue under the legislative language.
dlvr.it
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Really need that helmet/robe combo to be available in the next game. That we were deprived of it in Oblivion and Skyrim is shameful.
happy international mens day to this guy
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So uhh what's the latest word on the PSU football head coaching search? I did see that a chartered flight went from State College to Columbus Sunday evening...
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
That last sentence really comes in swinging. I was not ready.
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"Rock Ya-Sin" is such a cool name.
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Justin Herbert you are a CLOWN
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Perfect, no notes
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Goddamn, how horny do you have to be to let Trump give you dome?
Mark Epstein asked Jeffrey Epstein in an email to ask Steve Bannon if Vladimir Putin has "the photos of Trump blowing Bubba."
Donald Trump ‘Blowing Bubba’ Message in Epstein Emails Under Scrutiny
www.newsweek.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm three years older than this guy, smoked for 20 years, and I still look significantly younger than him. Evil really does age you.
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's always the same song and dance. "We're right, you're wrong, and our institutions are above reproach." It's really illuminating to find out how these people respect the rest of us.
As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past (Published 2019)
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm old enough to remember when everyone thought Dan Quayle was a moron. He's a Rhodes Scholar compared to this chipmunk.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Good thing this lady isn't the EIC for an investigative reporting publication. Now, let me take a big sip of water and then look at her bio...
The Times had a corrupt reporter that it benched and then fired, when it found out he was soliciting Epstein for a donation and otherwise behaving inappropriately with a source.

That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I hate how badly this asshole fooled me
Here's John Fetterman complaining on CNN about how mean Bluesky is to him -- and how the far-left is way more "poisonous" than the far-right.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ultimately I still have a hard time believing that he's going to face any serious consequences from this/the document dump, but I sure would love to be 100% wrong about that. Dude is about as guilty as it gets.
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
damn dude save some pussy for the rest of us
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Chuck Schumer is mad that a Muslim was elected mayor of NYC and he's punishing the entire country for it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM