Jon Crane
@drjonathancrane.bsky.social
Former Professor of Psychology. Fascinated by hallucinogens and phobias. Chiroptophobic. Dreamer.
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Jon Crane
@drjonathancrane.bsky.social
· Jan 21
‘To us, people who worked their shitty jobs for bum paychecks…and worried about their bills, were dead. They were suckers. …If we wanted something we just took it. …It was all routine - you didn’t ever really think about it.’
-Goodfellas
(How elected officials/corporations feel about you)
-Goodfellas
(How elected officials/corporations feel about you)
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BREAKING: The House passed the so-called SAVE America Act which threatens to upend our freedom to vote.
The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.
The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
BREAKING: The House passed the so-called SAVE America Act which threatens to upend our freedom to vote.
The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.
The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.
“MANIFEST DESTINY FOR BEN OGDEN!!!!” - NBC Sports Announcer.
Uh..
(Seriously though, congrats Ben) 👏
Uh..
(Seriously though, congrats Ben) 👏
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
“MANIFEST DESTINY FOR BEN OGDEN!!!!” - NBC Sports Announcer.
Uh..
(Seriously though, congrats Ben) 👏
Uh..
(Seriously though, congrats Ben) 👏
Friend: 90% of the US didn’t understand a word of that music during the Halftime Show.
Me (who listens to Death Metal):…..so?
Me (who listens to Death Metal):…..so?
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Friend: 90% of the US didn’t understand a word of that music during the Halftime Show.
Me (who listens to Death Metal):…..so?
Me (who listens to Death Metal):…..so?
Metacritic has a “6” for Melania. 😂 the lowest score I’ve ever seen on anything on that site. www.metacritic.com/movie/melani...
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Metacritic has a “6” for Melania. 😂 the lowest score I’ve ever seen on anything on that site. www.metacritic.com/movie/melani...
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Seems like one of those issues that should greatly concern everyone regardless of their politics.
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Seems like one of those issues that should greatly concern everyone regardless of their politics.
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
bit.ly
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 PM
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
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It really is amazing to listen to a guy who faked bone spurs to avoid serving in the military denigrate combat veterans of our allies while also using “we” when referencing the historical sacrifices and bravery of our own soldiers.
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 PM
It really is amazing to listen to a guy who faked bone spurs to avoid serving in the military denigrate combat veterans of our allies while also using “we” when referencing the historical sacrifices and bravery of our own soldiers.
I got in a car accident. Insurance gave me cash. I bought a new car. They said I had to do credit report. I said NO because I was paying cash. They said I had to do it no matter what. So I did. Just got a note saying all their data was hacked and I better protect myself.
Fffffffucckkkkkkkkk!!!! 🤬🤯
Fffffffucckkkkkkkkk!!!! 🤬🤯
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I got in a car accident. Insurance gave me cash. I bought a new car. They said I had to do credit report. I said NO because I was paying cash. They said I had to do it no matter what. So I did. Just got a note saying all their data was hacked and I better protect myself.
Fffffffucckkkkkkkkk!!!! 🤬🤯
Fffffffucckkkkkkkkk!!!! 🤬🤯
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Can't read? Can't do a sit-up? Anti-social with zero prospects of any kind? Here is a gun, $100k, and complete impunity to kill
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Can't read? Can't do a sit-up? Anti-social with zero prospects of any kind? Here is a gun, $100k, and complete impunity to kill
September/October expect a false-flag event which will allow Trump admin to declare a state of emergency, institute Martial Law, and cancel elections.
Also, expect a mandatory military draft for all boys 17 and older.
Also, expect a mandatory military draft for all boys 17 and older.
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
September/October expect a false-flag event which will allow Trump admin to declare a state of emergency, institute Martial Law, and cancel elections.
Also, expect a mandatory military draft for all boys 17 and older.
Also, expect a mandatory military draft for all boys 17 and older.
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Reading my wife's grandmother's memoir this afternoon. She was a Holocaust survivor. This excerpt really hit me hard...
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Reading my wife's grandmother's memoir this afternoon. She was a Holocaust survivor. This excerpt really hit me hard...
I think there’s only one thing MAGA can do to turn the tide in their favor. It’s time to bring out the big gun they’ve been teasing us with this whole time.
It’s time for … JFK JR.
It’s time for … JFK JR.
December 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I think there’s only one thing MAGA can do to turn the tide in their favor. It’s time to bring out the big gun they’ve been teasing us with this whole time.
It’s time for … JFK JR.
It’s time for … JFK JR.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
14pt Times New Roman?!?!! Okay, grandpa!! gizmodo.com/marco-rubio-...
Marco Rubio Orders State Dept to Stop Using Calibri Font in Anti-DEI Push
“Switching to Calibri achieved nothing except the degradation of the department’s official correspondence,
gizmodo.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
14pt Times New Roman?!?!! Okay, grandpa!! gizmodo.com/marco-rubio-...
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The EPA has removed references about humans causing climate change from its website. No US government website can be trusted for science information.
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The EPA has removed references about humans causing climate change from its website. No US government website can be trusted for science information.
JFC…! 😂😂😂 Why’s everyone so goddamn stupid??!?!!😂😂🤯🤬
Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
JFC…! 😂😂😂 Why’s everyone so goddamn stupid??!?!!😂😂🤯🤬
Trump not doing well in any polls. Time to bust out the big guns - JFK Jr! Where are you??
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Trump not doing well in any polls. Time to bust out the big guns - JFK Jr! Where are you??
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What you want from a functional, thriving superpower is every reporter in the country spending all day combing through a cache of documents that all say, more or less, “hi [rich ruling class person], it was good seeing you last week for all the child sex crimes!”
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What you want from a functional, thriving superpower is every reporter in the country spending all day combing through a cache of documents that all say, more or less, “hi [rich ruling class person], it was good seeing you last week for all the child sex crimes!”
If you don’t have starvation, you don’t have riots. And without riots you can’t institute martial law. And if you can’t institute martial law you can’t grant yourself emergency powers. And without those powers it becomes increasingly difficult to cancel midterm elections and silence opponents
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If you don’t have starvation, you don’t have riots. And without riots you can’t institute martial law. And if you can’t institute martial law you can’t grant yourself emergency powers. And without those powers it becomes increasingly difficult to cancel midterm elections and silence opponents
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The writer of Andor, Dan Gilroy, wrote an op-ed in Deadline and it is as good as you might imagine. deadline.com/2025/09/ando...
‘Andor’ Writer Dan Gilroy On Disney Suspending Jimmy Kimmel & Hollywood Facing “Venomous Evil”: “This Isn’t A Skirmish. It’s A Siege” – Guest Column
'Andor' Writer Dan Gilroy On Trump's Jimmy Kimmel Pressure Campaign: "Artists Are Censored First Because They Fear Us Most" -- Guest Column
deadline.com
September 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The writer of Andor, Dan Gilroy, wrote an op-ed in Deadline and it is as good as you might imagine. deadline.com/2025/09/ando...
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Well that's Lemmy taken care of. I wonder what Phil and Mikkey had?
September 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Well that's Lemmy taken care of. I wonder what Phil and Mikkey had?