Chris Wright
@drabraxas.bsky.social
he/him
customer communications @koboldpress.com
film deviant @critclubpodcast.bsky.social
🤘metal ✨magick 🎲 ttrpgs⚔️ expansive silliness 💀
doctor's wife & bog-hippie building an escape tunnel to the 5th dimension.
Nonsense is free. Opinions are mine 🤫
customer communications @koboldpress.com
film deviant @critclubpodcast.bsky.social
🤘metal ✨magick 🎲 ttrpgs⚔️ expansive silliness 💀
doctor's wife & bog-hippie building an escape tunnel to the 5th dimension.
Nonsense is free. Opinions are mine 🤫
Facebook underwear ads out here trying to protect and cradle my genitals like we didn't build a whole oppressive economic and sociocultural system to ensure my dick would be safe from harm and minor inconveniences forever and always.
July 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Facebook underwear ads out here trying to protect and cradle my genitals like we didn't build a whole oppressive economic and sociocultural system to ensure my dick would be safe from harm and minor inconveniences forever and always.
it's crazy how much more time you can spend at the character creation screen in real life. We're starting up a Vampire campaign and I've churned out 3 perfectly excellent characters and I'm still not satisfied. Every moment becomes "Ohhhh that'd be COOL".
July 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
it's crazy how much more time you can spend at the character creation screen in real life. We're starting up a Vampire campaign and I've churned out 3 perfectly excellent characters and I'm still not satisfied. Every moment becomes "Ohhhh that'd be COOL".
People will pooh-pooh parasocial relationships with podcasters, content creators, and other folks, but see the same dog at the coffee shop every other day and act like they're secret best friends and you're not just some weird human who starts squealing and waving their arms every time you see them.
June 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
People will pooh-pooh parasocial relationships with podcasters, content creators, and other folks, but see the same dog at the coffee shop every other day and act like they're secret best friends and you're not just some weird human who starts squealing and waving their arms every time you see them.
Even with zero chance of encountering him due to the great community I've cobbled together on my feed, blocking JD Vance was a cathartic experience I recommend to everyone.
June 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Even with zero chance of encountering him due to the great community I've cobbled together on my feed, blocking JD Vance was a cathartic experience I recommend to everyone.
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Me: Maybe I'm jumping the gun getting an ADHD assessment?
Also Me: *can't focus unless I have background noise* *then I am hyperfocused* *clean but disorganized environment* *depression, both seasonal and unseasoned*
Me: ...or not.
Also Me: *can't focus unless I have background noise* *then I am hyperfocused* *clean but disorganized environment* *depression, both seasonal and unseasoned*
Me: ...or not.
June 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me: Maybe I'm jumping the gun getting an ADHD assessment?
Also Me: *can't focus unless I have background noise* *then I am hyperfocused* *clean but disorganized environment* *depression, both seasonal and unseasoned*
Me: ...or not.
Also Me: *can't focus unless I have background noise* *then I am hyperfocused* *clean but disorganized environment* *depression, both seasonal and unseasoned*
Me: ...or not.
Y'all, I want a dog so bad it makes me hysterical in a way that only children and male heads of state and industry are allowed to be.
June 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Y'all, I want a dog so bad it makes me hysterical in a way that only children and male heads of state and industry are allowed to be.
YEG I am calling y'all out. Nobody in this airport knows how to act.
June 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
YEG I am calling y'all out. Nobody in this airport knows how to act.
this body is a machine that turns convention-goers into NECROMANCERS.
June 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
this body is a machine that turns convention-goers into NECROMANCERS.
If another TTRPG dude gives me the tight arm-cross like I'm trying to fuck his girlfriend I swear to God I'm going to lose my mind.
Some of us are just trying to fill time until we go home to our friends and family. I am literally the only person truly interested in your campaign setting right now.
Some of us are just trying to fill time until we go home to our friends and family. I am literally the only person truly interested in your campaign setting right now.
June 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If another TTRPG dude gives me the tight arm-cross like I'm trying to fuck his girlfriend I swear to God I'm going to lose my mind.
Some of us are just trying to fill time until we go home to our friends and family. I am literally the only person truly interested in your campaign setting right now.
Some of us are just trying to fill time until we go home to our friends and family. I am literally the only person truly interested in your campaign setting right now.
Seriously. Go Oilers.
That shit was fuego.
That shit was fuego.
June 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Seriously. Go Oilers.
That shit was fuego.
That shit was fuego.
It's really unfair for sports media to interview these dudes who are positively riddled with stimulants about what helped them win when cocaine and amphetamines did some of the lift.
Speaking for myself, I'd probably fuck it up and just end up admitting to illegal shit I didn't have to.
Go Oilers.
Speaking for myself, I'd probably fuck it up and just end up admitting to illegal shit I didn't have to.
Go Oilers.
June 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It's really unfair for sports media to interview these dudes who are positively riddled with stimulants about what helped them win when cocaine and amphetamines did some of the lift.
Speaking for myself, I'd probably fuck it up and just end up admitting to illegal shit I didn't have to.
Go Oilers.
Speaking for myself, I'd probably fuck it up and just end up admitting to illegal shit I didn't have to.
Go Oilers.
Touch down in Edmonton. Immediately assailed by the smell of everything on fire. Should be fine.
June 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Touch down in Edmonton. Immediately assailed by the smell of everything on fire. Should be fine.
The saga of Chris vs. Barad-Dur LEGO has reached a small plateau of safety - I bought the much cheaper and smaller Bridge of Khazad-Dum book nook set. Like Durin's Bane before that fool of a Took stirred shit up, the beast rests...for now.
May 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The saga of Chris vs. Barad-Dur LEGO has reached a small plateau of safety - I bought the much cheaper and smaller Bridge of Khazad-Dum book nook set. Like Durin's Bane before that fool of a Took stirred shit up, the beast rests...for now.
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LET'S GOOOOOOO
Welcome to a new era of heroism for your ToV and 5th Edition games!
Player's Guide 2 is live now on Kickstarter.
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Player's Guide 2 is live now on Kickstarter.
⚔️ Back Now -- bit.ly/PlayersGuide2KS
🆓 Free Preview PDF -- koboldpress.com/pg2-preview
May 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
LET'S GOOOOOOO
Y'all remember that chick who used to wear a bullet necklace on Fox News? I remember thinking shit couldn't get dumber then. Now I'd kill to see some halfwit in ordnance jewelry talking bullshit.
May 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Y'all remember that chick who used to wear a bullet necklace on Fox News? I remember thinking shit couldn't get dumber then. Now I'd kill to see some halfwit in ordnance jewelry talking bullshit.
Every day is a choice: do I buy the Barad-Dûr LEGO set or don't I? Every day since it came out has been a defiant 'Not today' uttered in defiance of a cruel and callous God.
But it looks so COOOL!!!
But it looks so COOOL!!!
May 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Every day is a choice: do I buy the Barad-Dûr LEGO set or don't I? Every day since it came out has been a defiant 'Not today' uttered in defiance of a cruel and callous God.
But it looks so COOOL!!!
But it looks so COOOL!!!
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
two women are sitting next to each other and one of them is pointing at the camera .
ALT: two women are sitting next to each other and one of them is pointing at the camera .
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
I love death metal. "This next song is about being fucking trampled to death".
May 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I love death metal. "This next song is about being fucking trampled to death".
I didn't vote for him, and he hasn't been scrutinized nearly enough, but calling this @canadaland.com episode uncharitable towards Carney's Trump, um, audience, is an understatement.
BUT, there's a lot of good discussion of what exactly we expect the PM to be during DJT2.0 - well worth the listen!
BUT, there's a lot of good discussion of what exactly we expect the PM to be during DJT2.0 - well worth the listen!
Carney Sits Quietly Like a Good Boy
CANADALAND · Episode
open.spotify.com
May 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I didn't vote for him, and he hasn't been scrutinized nearly enough, but calling this @canadaland.com episode uncharitable towards Carney's Trump, um, audience, is an understatement.
BUT, there's a lot of good discussion of what exactly we expect the PM to be during DJT2.0 - well worth the listen!
BUT, there's a lot of good discussion of what exactly we expect the PM to be during DJT2.0 - well worth the listen!
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I have played this game and it's friggin' hilarious. There's great bones for narrative-focused and character-driven farces and social dramas. As I get less and less into tactical combat and monster battles, being a rakish squirrel on a quest to bake a real good cake is about as fun as it gets.
It's the final hours of the RiverBank project!
Last chance to get a ticket to the tea party 🎟️
➡️: bit.ly/Riverbank-RPG
#RiverBank | #cozy | #ttrpg
Last chance to get a ticket to the tea party 🎟️
➡️: bit.ly/Riverbank-RPG
#RiverBank | #cozy | #ttrpg
April 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I have played this game and it's friggin' hilarious. There's great bones for narrative-focused and character-driven farces and social dramas. As I get less and less into tactical combat and monster battles, being a rakish squirrel on a quest to bake a real good cake is about as fun as it gets.
Just be me sitting here roasting a blunt and listening to Frank Zappa while planning a trip to the canyons of Utah realizing none of this would be possible without my 10th grade music teacher.
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just be me sitting here roasting a blunt and listening to Frank Zappa while planning a trip to the canyons of Utah realizing none of this would be possible without my 10th grade music teacher.
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You think you know where this is going, but you don't.
April 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You think you know where this is going, but you don't.
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I found Poilievre's email address and sent this to him, and you can too! youtu.be/weQFu1cVYJI?...
Stop Talking About Our Biological Clocks, You Weirdos
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
April 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I found Poilievre's email address and sent this to him, and you can too! youtu.be/weQFu1cVYJI?...
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I spoke with nearly two dozen creatives and publishers in the tabletop industry today. It's bad. It's real bad.
Tabletop teams near panic as Trump tariffs could kill decades of growth
‘Devastating consequences’ on the way, says trade group
www.polygon.com
April 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I spoke with nearly two dozen creatives and publishers in the tabletop industry today. It's bad. It's real bad.