Boner Vivant
@dougtilley.bsky.social
I skeet econo. Newfie in Ontario. Cinema Smorgasbord podcast . Protect trans lives. He/Him.
Maybe partying will help.
Maybe partying will help.
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Boner Vivant
@dougtilley.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Sorry I didn't follow you back, but your feed is shit. It's fucking shit.
I should have listened when experts said that RAM was going to get more expensive rather than saying "yeah, ok" and making a jerk off motion.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I should have listened when experts said that RAM was going to get more expensive rather than saying "yeah, ok" and making a jerk off motion.
When told, I bet he maintained his usual steely expression.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
When told, I bet he maintained his usual steely expression.
I was saving those plums in the icebox for my breakfast. :( :( :(
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I was saving those plums in the icebox for my breakfast. :( :( :(
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Taiwan made a STREETS OF FIRE rip-off!?
By the director of Jackie Chan's FANTASY MISSION FORCE!
By the director of Jackie Chan's FANTASY MISSION FORCE!
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Taiwan made a STREETS OF FIRE rip-off!?
By the director of Jackie Chan's FANTASY MISSION FORCE!
By the director of Jackie Chan's FANTASY MISSION FORCE!
I miss shame. We gotta bring that back.
underrated feature of old twitter was people with a decent following being able to bully brands into acting right
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I miss shame. We gotta bring that back.
Thinking about Homer's reaction to learning that Frank Grimes lived above a bowling alley (and below another bowling alley).
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Thinking about Homer's reaction to learning that Frank Grimes lived above a bowling alley (and below another bowling alley).
Gosh, do you think the dickhead/sex pest currently making a documentary about the first lady might be brought back to direct?
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Gosh, do you think the dickhead/sex pest currently making a documentary about the first lady might be brought back to direct?
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Never forget the time Udo starred in a Sparks music video about compulsive spanking, directed by Guy Maddin:
youtu.be/8YQw6KLJGf8?...
youtu.be/8YQw6KLJGf8?...
Sparks - The Final Derriere (Official Video)
YouTube video by S P A R K S
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Never forget the time Udo starred in a Sparks music video about compulsive spanking, directed by Guy Maddin:
youtu.be/8YQw6KLJGf8?...
youtu.be/8YQw6KLJGf8?...
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HEADS UP: The owner of YIPEE-KAI YAI MOVIEGOER, who is releasing a bunch of Albert Pyun films, has angrily called and threatened someone who criticized one of their releases for using AI.
www.reddit.com/r/boutiquebl...
www.reddit.com/r/boutiquebl...
[Mature Content] From the boutiquebluray community on Reddit: Disturbing follow-up to Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Video's release of Albert Pyun's Road to Hell
Posted by xenago - 456 votes and 200 comments
www.reddit.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
HEADS UP: The owner of YIPEE-KAI YAI MOVIEGOER, who is releasing a bunch of Albert Pyun films, has angrily called and threatened someone who criticized one of their releases for using AI.
www.reddit.com/r/boutiquebl...
www.reddit.com/r/boutiquebl...
Rest in peace, Jimmy Cliff.
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Rest in peace, Jimmy Cliff.
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I once attended a group dinner with Udo Kier. A smaller gathering might have given me a panic attack; his gaze was as magnetic as it was terrifying. I believe he knew this, recognized its effect on me, and amused the shit out of himself with this knowledge.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I once attended a group dinner with Udo Kier. A smaller gathering might have given me a panic attack; his gaze was as magnetic as it was terrifying. I believe he knew this, recognized its effect on me, and amused the shit out of himself with this knowledge.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
When's the Butterbean rematch?
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
When's the Butterbean rematch?
I wish I could eat the salt off
Of your lost faded lips
We can cap the old times
Make playing only logical harm
We can cap the old lines
Make playing that nothing else will change
Of your lost faded lips
We can cap the old times
Make playing only logical harm
We can cap the old lines
Make playing that nothing else will change
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I wish I could eat the salt off
Of your lost faded lips
We can cap the old times
Make playing only logical harm
We can cap the old lines
Make playing that nothing else will change
Of your lost faded lips
We can cap the old times
Make playing only logical harm
We can cap the old lines
Make playing that nothing else will change
Bandido is THE guy.
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Bandido is THE guy.
Counterpoint: Socialism is fucking great, actually.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Counterpoint: Socialism is fucking great, actually.
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OK tonight I learned that Gaspar Noe brought Dario Argento as his +1 to meet the Pope, and this is possibly the sweetest and the maddest thing to ever happen.
The Pope got to meet Dario Argento! I wonder which of the Three Mothers trilogy is Leo's fav, I'm gonna say Inferno, cos this Pope doesn't seem like a Suspiria kinda guy.
The Pope welcomed a number of Hollywood film stars to the Vatican, where he called cinema a "vehicle of hope".
More than 100 film industry professionals were received at the Apostolic Palace, including Cate Blanchett, Alison Brie and Viggo Mortensen.
jrnl.ie/6875825
More than 100 film industry professionals were received at the Apostolic Palace, including Cate Blanchett, Alison Brie and Viggo Mortensen.
jrnl.ie/6875825
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
OK tonight I learned that Gaspar Noe brought Dario Argento as his +1 to meet the Pope, and this is possibly the sweetest and the maddest thing to ever happen.
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Taking the day off because it's Richard Masur's birthday.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Taking the day off because it's Richard Masur's birthday.
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It's the 300th(!!) episode of Cinema Smorgasbord and on the latest WE DO OUR OWN STUNTS we have an odd mix of goofy (UNCOMFORTABLE) comedy and incredible action in 1985's TWINKLE TWINKLE, LUCKY STARS!
Episode 300 – We Do Our Own Stunts – Twinkle Twinkle, Lucky Stars (1985) » Cinema Smorgasbord
It's the 300th(!!!!) episode of Cinema Smorgasbord! Now, normally we would do a big, special celebratory episode, but.. uh.. I forgot it was coming up so instead we're back with those pervy Lucky Star...
www.cinemasmorgasbord.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's the 300th(!!) episode of Cinema Smorgasbord and on the latest WE DO OUR OWN STUNTS we have an odd mix of goofy (UNCOMFORTABLE) comedy and incredible action in 1985's TWINKLE TWINKLE, LUCKY STARS!
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"SSSEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!"
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"SSSEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!"
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They should add Sylvester Stallone to the cast and call it SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They should add Sylvester Stallone to the cast and call it SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE
Now playing..
1988's LICENSE TO DRIVE
1988's LICENSE TO DRIVE
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Now playing..
1988's LICENSE TO DRIVE
1988's LICENSE TO DRIVE
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Scientific progress goes ZARK?
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Scientific progress goes ZARK?
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Why the fuck was Mr. Snuffleupagus a bridge too far for the Sesame Street humans? They have no problem believing in Grover or Oscar the Grouch.
A gigantic talking bird is easier to believe in than a hairy elephant? THOSE ACTUALLY EXISTED.
A gigantic talking bird is easier to believe in than a hairy elephant? THOSE ACTUALLY EXISTED.
[November 18th, 1985] In the Season 17 premiere of Sesame Street, Episode 2096, the adults on Sesame Street finally meet Mr. Snuffleupagus and realize he is real, not imaginary.
Elmo is also introduced as a new character.
Elmo is also introduced as a new character.
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Why the fuck was Mr. Snuffleupagus a bridge too far for the Sesame Street humans? They have no problem believing in Grover or Oscar the Grouch.
A gigantic talking bird is easier to believe in than a hairy elephant? THOSE ACTUALLY EXISTED.
A gigantic talking bird is easier to believe in than a hairy elephant? THOSE ACTUALLY EXISTED.
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It's the 300th(!!) episode of Cinema Smorgasbord and on the latest WE DO OUR OWN STUNTS we have an odd mix of goofy (UNCOMFORTABLE) comedy and incredible action in 1985's TWINKLE TWINKLE, LUCKY STARS!
Episode 300 – We Do Our Own Stunts – Twinkle Twinkle, Lucky Stars (1985) » Cinema Smorgasbord
It's the 300th(!!!!) episode of Cinema Smorgasbord! Now, normally we would do a big, special celebratory episode, but.. uh.. I forgot it was coming up so instead we're back with those pervy Lucky Star...
www.cinemasmorgasbord.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's the 300th(!!) episode of Cinema Smorgasbord and on the latest WE DO OUR OWN STUNTS we have an odd mix of goofy (UNCOMFORTABLE) comedy and incredible action in 1985's TWINKLE TWINKLE, LUCKY STARS!