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Your Friend Paulie
@ohhipaulie.bsky.social
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Noted Batman Enthusiast. Michigander.
Co-host and contributor on the I Read Comic Books Podcast.
He/Him
https://ko-fi.com/ohhipaulie
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Your Friend Paulie @ohhipaulie.bsky.social · Feb 6
yes, they're called "skeets".

it's short for "Skeet Ulrich posts".
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rewatched Lost in America (1985, dir. Albert Brooks) last night because Garry Marshall saying "we don't have Santy Claus" makes it a Christmas movie.
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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trying to get back in the habit of once a week boxing workouts. today's felt really good, which is encouraging.
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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🎶i'll post hog for christmas...
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my wood: morning
December 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Burger time.
Homemade seitan cheeseburger and potato wedges. 🍔
A green dinner plate with cheeseburger dressed with pickles and red onion in front of a small pile of crispy potato wedges.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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just have to get through work today and then i'm off for a whole week.
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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first three words you see determine what 2026 holds

BRUTALIZING
NECROMANCY
SHIPBUILD
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · 2d
someone accidently stumbled on an insanely ominious cdc government page, it’s a massive list of random words that looks like this. anyone know whats going on here?

ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
December 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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heard Neon Moon in a dumb tiktok video this morning, so of course it's been in my head all day
December 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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three dong night
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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just reading recaps of those avatar movies is enough to put me to sleep; couldn't imagine actually watching one of 'em
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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are you actually polyamorous or are you just trying to put together a ska band
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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had a half day. just punched out. time for a lil hair of the dog.
Selfie of your friend Paulie drinking a pint of dark beer.
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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hungover! at the office job
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I'm now even more excited to see Cactus do his spoken word thing tomorrow night.
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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good morning, comrades. 🖤☕
Selfie of your friend Paulie sitting in his living room. He's wearing a burgundy shirt and blue hoodie. He has glasses and a short beard. Behind him is a shelf full of records.
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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look at that: a perfect 20 for 20 💯
btsaudge.bsky.social audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 6d
Show your age

17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
SHOW YOUR AGE 1 POINT FOR EACH ONE YOU USED 1 FAX MACHINE 2 ROTARY PHONE 3 ENCYCLOPEDIA 4 FLOPPY DISK 5 AOL ADDRESS 6 RECORD PLAYER 7 DIAL UP INTERNET 8 FILM CAMERA 9 MIXED TAPE 10 PHONE BOOTH 11 CURSIVE 12 CHECK BOOK 13 TYPEWRITER 14 DICTIONARY 15 VCR 16 PAPER MAP 17 WATERBED 18 POSTCARD 19 WALKMAN 20 PHONE BOOK
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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one reason I love rewatching LOTR is that they feel like the last big blockbusters that didn't rely totally on CGI. that's probably why they still look so good.
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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me when it happens
Pro wrestling legend Arn Anderson wearing a tuxedo and holding an overflowing bottle of champagne.
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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had an absolutely lovely anniversary weekend with my gf that included Ethiopian food, fancy cocktails, and watching all the LOTR movies. 🖤
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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THIS IS SPINAL TAP: "It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn't it?" "Yeah, too much. There's too much fucking perspective now."
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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celebrating one year with my girlfriend today. 🖤 feeling incredibly happy and lucky, comrades.
ohhipaulie.bsky.social Your Friend Paulie @ohhipaulie.bsky.social · Dec 14
my cute coworker is now my cute girlfriend.
so that's pretty cool.
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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it's a friday once again, comrades.
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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i'm not a big christmas movie person, but i rewatch the Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special every year.
Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special: FULL Episode in 1080 HD!
YouTube video by Pee-wee Herman
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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what's the german word for the unsurprising disappointment felt when you finally listen to a band people rave about only to discover they're folk punk?
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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gonna take some night time cold meds and see if I can't lucidly dream up the rest of the bit.
ohhipaulie.bsky.social Your Friend Paulie @ohhipaulie.bsky.social · 10d
I had a dream last night that I wrote a pretty good tight five stand-up routine. I don't remember any of the jokes, but one of the punchlines was "weather is kayfabe."
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM