Dot SpiteCandy
@dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
Graphic designer, Goth New Romantic post-punk, British Ska, Baroque, fantasy, steampunk, Discworld, Star Trek, spooky stuff, cats, dating, nature, food, travel…
Reasons it's judgie to swipe left without asking questions first but you're pretty sure you won't like the answer:
• Their pit bulls ears are cut and tail docked
• pic of them on a horse way too small for them
• cat is declawed
• Their pit bulls ears are cut and tail docked
• pic of them on a horse way too small for them
• cat is declawed
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reasons it's judgie to swipe left without asking questions first but you're pretty sure you won't like the answer:
• Their pit bulls ears are cut and tail docked
• pic of them on a horse way too small for them
• cat is declawed
• Their pit bulls ears are cut and tail docked
• pic of them on a horse way too small for them
• cat is declawed
Today on Tinder: a lot of guys that look like Dusty Slay
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Today on Tinder: a lot of guys that look like Dusty Slay
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Industrial and Goth culture began in queer spaces with LGBT creators. We have always been about acceptance and inclusion, and no ex-VampireFreak losers can change or take that from us.
We've always been "woke", you dumb shits. You're the idiots who have been asleep.
We've always been "woke", you dumb shits. You're the idiots who have been asleep.
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Industrial and Goth culture began in queer spaces with LGBT creators. We have always been about acceptance and inclusion, and no ex-VampireFreak losers can change or take that from us.
We've always been "woke", you dumb shits. You're the idiots who have been asleep.
We've always been "woke", you dumb shits. You're the idiots who have been asleep.
You're still on apps because you live in Coolidge.
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You're still on apps because you live in Coolidge.
Dudes that only get a vasectomy so they can tell you they don't use condoms. 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dudes that only get a vasectomy so they can tell you they don't use condoms. 🙄
All the hackers out there and nobody can make a plug-in to only show me and show me TO people that fit my dating app filters?!
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
All the hackers out there and nobody can make a plug-in to only show me and show me TO people that fit my dating app filters?!
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So yeah, if you're represented by a Republican in a district that was carried by less than 20 points, tomorrow would be a good day to call and demand that the ACA subsidies continue.
The good news is Republicans in Congress are shitting their pants right about now
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So yeah, if you're represented by a Republican in a district that was carried by less than 20 points, tomorrow would be a good day to call and demand that the ACA subsidies continue.
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In college, I had to read the Department of Defense’s Law of War manual.
I kid you not when I tell you that firing at the shipwrecked is quite literally provided as an example of an illegal order.
I kid you not when I tell you that firing at the shipwrecked is quite literally provided as an example of an illegal order.
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
In college, I had to read the Department of Defense’s Law of War manual.
I kid you not when I tell you that firing at the shipwrecked is quite literally provided as an example of an illegal order.
I kid you not when I tell you that firing at the shipwrecked is quite literally provided as an example of an illegal order.
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
Ugh. In a Reddit fight. What's it like to be so indecisive? I get that circumstances change but to decide you don't want to date someone, then try to match again or reach out 6 months to a year later then decide you don't want again. Stop Phuqn w people.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ugh. In a Reddit fight. What's it like to be so indecisive? I get that circumstances change but to decide you don't want to date someone, then try to match again or reach out 6 months to a year later then decide you don't want again. Stop Phuqn w people.
Do my British friends miss Jeremy Hardy on NewsQuiz as much as I do?
Hearing Sandi call anyone Darling on QI makes me think of Jeremy calling her Sandra.
Hearing Sandi call anyone Darling on QI makes me think of Jeremy calling her Sandra.
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Do my British friends miss Jeremy Hardy on NewsQuiz as much as I do?
Hearing Sandi call anyone Darling on QI makes me think of Jeremy calling her Sandra.
Hearing Sandi call anyone Darling on QI makes me think of Jeremy calling her Sandra.
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It's not on the level of "we're mad at a protest so we're going to physically destroy the White House," but "we're going to court martial an astronaut so an alcoholic TV personality can yell at him about how important it is for every American to follow his orders" is a comical error even in this era
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's not on the level of "we're mad at a protest so we're going to physically destroy the White House," but "we're going to court martial an astronaut so an alcoholic TV personality can yell at him about how important it is for every American to follow his orders" is a comical error even in this era
Joined an extrovert sub on Reddit. It's filled with introverts and autistic folk asking how we do it. 🤦🏻♀️
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Joined an extrovert sub on Reddit. It's filled with introverts and autistic folk asking how we do it. 🤦🏻♀️
Me: I'm sad
The internet: good. We hate you. You're not like us. You should keep feeling sad and cast out. Extroverts suck.
The internet: good. We hate you. You're not like us. You should keep feeling sad and cast out. Extroverts suck.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Me: I'm sad
The internet: good. We hate you. You're not like us. You should keep feeling sad and cast out. Extroverts suck.
The internet: good. We hate you. You're not like us. You should keep feeling sad and cast out. Extroverts suck.
Please don't send me introvert memes. That's not who I am and I am lonely. My social battery is empty. I'm starving. Coughing for 4 days, trying not to pee my pants. Not sleeping much unless I take two kinds of meds. I'm so tired. Cat boxes need to be cleaned. FOMO so hard.
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Please don't send me introvert memes. That's not who I am and I am lonely. My social battery is empty. I'm starving. Coughing for 4 days, trying not to pee my pants. Not sleeping much unless I take two kinds of meds. I'm so tired. Cat boxes need to be cleaned. FOMO so hard.
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tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
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My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
Ok did the app icon change from blue to white or am I losing it?
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ok did the app icon change from blue to white or am I losing it?
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
Glen Powell seems like a nice guy but he looks like someone sanded off all his features.
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Glen Powell seems like a nice guy but he looks like someone sanded off all his features.
Ok I'm gonna be pedantic here. I don't feel other people's emotions like Deanna Troi on Star Trek. I am compassionate to them. I may even be sympathetic. But I don't physically feel them. I only feel my own emotions.
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November 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Ok I'm gonna be pedantic here. I don't feel other people's emotions like Deanna Troi on Star Trek. I am compassionate to them. I may even be sympathetic. But I don't physically feel them. I only feel my own emotions.
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@stevilchemsit find me!
November 4, 2023 at 2:13 AM
@stevilchemsit find me!