The storm hasn't started yet but I'm hating the idea of getting up before sunrise to start shoveling wet icy snow slush in sleet/freezing rain. When I was a kid in new Hampshire, it was simple fucking snow. Fuck this mid Atlantic weather. Too hot, too humid, too cold, too much everything.

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social I'm sure you will agree with me that everyone should not forget to warm up their tauntauns to the proper lukewarm temperature BEFORE venturing outside in this ice storm.

Bluesky is a cello, its strings are made of human nerves, and I'm a master musician , plucking away. 🎶Pling pling pling BLOCKED Pling pling Pling BLOCKED🎶 I'm plucking away, eyes closed, with a smile on my face, enjoying my music.

Someone asked for alt text on the photo:

"preachy inn keeper suggesting allowing a wild animal to shit and piss in your garage. But in no way in hell would allow this creature to squat in their own inn to have them fail an inspection"

Love possums but no. Why is the garage door open?

More arm splashing, thank you.

They could use @alyankovic.bsky.social as an advisor to improve spa fun.

Buh buh buh buh buh

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President Beavis has a message for America:

Little pleasures in life: predicting the top comment on a reddit post.

If you are on this list, consider the possibility that you may be a human.

Incredibly cursed yet hilarious thread! ⬇️

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